What if the forum members were a mythologiccal pantheon? Give people domains, compare them to religious figures, and come up with myths about the origins of the universe!
EvaMonkey is The One True Supreme Ruler Of The Gods.
V is obviously Satan.
Xard and Yojimbo are Yin and Yang.
TDSA is the god of masculinity and robots.
Xeroko and O-Chan are the goddesses of love, beauty, and gender. O-chan also gets to be the goddess of sex and sexuality.
Smugleaf is the god of unintelligiblity.
MaggotMaster is the Troll King.
Admins are the highest gods, followed by Mods, then Scribes and Minions. The others gain power as their post counts get higher. Those who leave the forum go to the human world, those who are tempbanned are temporarily sent to Hell, and those who are banned fall from Heaven.
EGF Pantheon
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- TehDonutKing
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EGF Pantheon
/hj
I said and did some dumb and hurtful things in my time here when i was younger. If i ever hurt you, i'm sorry. If you see any of this while reading old threads, i'm learning and trying to improve. Donut redemption arc in progress.
I said and did some dumb and hurtful things in my time here when i was younger. If i ever hurt you, i'm sorry. If you see any of this while reading old threads, i'm learning and trying to improve. Donut redemption arc in progress.
Re: EGF Pantheon
TehDonutKing wrote:Faulkner and Yojimbo are Yin and Yang.
FIXED. Xard is the Sex God Bastard.
"I'd really like to have as much money as you have, Oz" - robersora
"No you wouldn't. Oz's secret is he goes without food to buy that stuff. He hasn't eaten in years." - Brikhaus
"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
"No you wouldn't. Oz's secret is he goes without food to buy that stuff. He hasn't eaten in years." - Brikhaus
"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
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Re: EGF Pantheon
I've seen much more catfights between Xard and Yojimbo than anyone else.
/hj
I said and did some dumb and hurtful things in my time here when i was younger. If i ever hurt you, i'm sorry. If you see any of this while reading old threads, i'm learning and trying to improve. Donut redemption arc in progress.
I said and did some dumb and hurtful things in my time here when i was younger. If i ever hurt you, i'm sorry. If you see any of this while reading old threads, i'm learning and trying to improve. Donut redemption arc in progress.
- MugwumpHasNoLiver
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In keeping with the theme of dualities, that would make Oz the Jerk-Off Devil Bitch.
And TehDonutKing is a wood-nymph.
And TehDonutKing is a wood-nymph.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
Re: EGF Pantheon
Then you clearly haven't witnessed the Wall of Text wars between Faulkner and Jimbo (in fact, you seem to have joined after Faulkner was banned). That was a WoT war unlike anything else (especially the one that started when Faulkner presented his hilariously pretentious Pokemon analysis). Besides, Xard and Jimbo aren't complete opposites despite their fighting.
@Mugwump: WAT.
"I'd really like to have as much money as you have, Oz" - robersora
"No you wouldn't. Oz's secret is he goes without food to buy that stuff. He hasn't eaten in years." - Brikhaus
"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
"No you wouldn't. Oz's secret is he goes without food to buy that stuff. He hasn't eaten in years." - Brikhaus
"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
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- MugwumpHasNoLiver
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That's right, Oz isn't Xard's opposite, he's Xard's better half. Henceforth, Oz shall be known as Sex Goddess Bitch.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
SIGGED.
"I'd really like to have as much money as you have, Oz" - robersora
"No you wouldn't. Oz's secret is he goes without food to buy that stuff. He hasn't eaten in years." - Brikhaus
"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
"No you wouldn't. Oz's secret is he goes without food to buy that stuff. He hasn't eaten in years." - Brikhaus
"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
Oz shall be known as Sex Goddess Bitch.
If I ever get around to making the sex god bastard storyline you know this is getting used.
In keeping with the theme of dualities, that would make Oz the Jerk-Off Devil Bitch.
And TehDonutKing is a wood-nymph.
Now your making me imagine Oz and Donutking as tiny magic women who taste like spices. And when I need spice I just grab them and shake the spice out of their hair to make gourmet food.
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Re: EGF Pantheon
Xeroko and O-Chan are the goddesses of love, beauty, and gender. O-chan also gets to be the goddess of sex and sexuality.
>:3
Clocks and Maids
Don't believe in yourself, believe in the maid who believes in you! <3
The Ewan McGregor and Jaime Lannister Fangirl of EGF
My cakes will pierce the heavens!
Maidly Quote: "I'll punish you in high heels!"
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Don't believe in yourself, believe in the maid who believes in you! <3
The Ewan McGregor and Jaime Lannister Fangirl of EGF
My cakes will pierce the heavens!
Maidly Quote: "I'll punish you in high heels!"
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Re: EGF Pantheon
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16:26 <BastardKing> KICK REASON TO THE CURB
16:26 <Fuyutsuki> BastardKing fires the kick cannon and it EXPLODES IN HIS FACE
16:26 <Fuyutsuki> BastardKing fires the kick cannon and it EXPLODES IN HIS FACE
I wanna be some sort of weird lovecraftian deity with tentacles and fangs and stuff like that.
Or maybe he is and your just trying to fool us! I think Oz is the pillow god or at least the patron saint of pillows. In order to get power he needs to change into a waifu pillow and leaches the energy of all the otaku through their waifu pillows world wide to charge his energy. If the otaku tries to have sex with the pillow he can take an entire year off that indeviduals life span. This is why most otaku are so weak. It's because their energy is being stolen by Oz whenever they hug their waifu.
This is why the wizard of Oz is the man behind the curtain, that big giant head he projects is actually a special magic pillow given to him by Oz to recruit more followers to their religion.
Oz isn't a pillow...
Or maybe he is and your just trying to fool us! I think Oz is the pillow god or at least the patron saint of pillows. In order to get power he needs to change into a waifu pillow and leaches the energy of all the otaku through their waifu pillows world wide to charge his energy. If the otaku tries to have sex with the pillow he can take an entire year off that indeviduals life span. This is why most otaku are so weak. It's because their energy is being stolen by Oz whenever they hug their waifu.
This is why the wizard of Oz is the man behind the curtain, that big giant head he projects is actually a special magic pillow given to him by Oz to recruit more followers to their religion.
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WHAT!?
Does it really count when it's instance of extremely self-deprecating self-ownage....
...if there's something that absolutely creeps me out in this topic it was Oz's happy-go-lucky reaction to Muggy's post and the way he sigged what essentially states that he is other half of my family unit and someone with whom I'm supposedly in sexual relations reasonably often.
EEEEEEWWWWW WTF
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