Share your Dreams (Part 2)

[Princess Asuka]

My sister wants to take a dance class, I ask her if it's ballet or tap or hip hop, etc. Then I find out she signed up for a stripping class. And she's not that cute at all.

She's been acting very perverted lately, must explain the dumb dream last night.

[delispin25]

Dumbest dream I ever had, hmmm. Probably the one where I meet the perfect woman. She had short block hair, kind of bobbed, and tan skin. We were standing on top of the CN Tower, talking about who knows what, I don't remember, it was a dream, could have been about anything. It was nice, then I woke up and got all sad. Fuck you brain.

And she's not that cute at all.

To you maybe.

[heavytread]

I had one that my ex-girlfriend came to my house and started stripping then look at me and said "wanna try?" Then I just randomly get dropped just a few miles from the coast of Japan and start fighting Tactic Ronin (Jager from pacific rim expanded canon).

Then I woke up.

[Catamari]

I dreamed I went to work once.

Sometimes, on a particularly bad day, I slap myself in the face to make sure I'm not dreaming. Sadly, I've never woken up by doing that.

[Aiko Heiwa]

i once dreamed that i was banned from evageeks for posting a picture of a hot dog and being the troll puppet of one of the mods here

and the same mod was all "i always knew you were someone's puppet" and everybody was hating me because of the hot dog pic :(

seriously it was just a hot dog

[Shinoyami65]

My sister wants to take a dance class, I ask her if it's ballet or tap or hip hop, etc. Then I find out she signed up for a stripping class. And she's not that cute at all.

I once had a dream where my mother murdered my sister.

[Gorbatschow]

In my dream I woke up because I heard weird noises, coming from downstairs. When I walked down, I saw my 70 years old grandmother, fighting a white panther with a dip net made of red dotted 18th century underpants and bamboo-sticks. I was scared as hell after actually waking up, because I was about 4 years old when I had this dream.

[Dream]

I once had a dream where my mother murdered my sister.

lol.

Not sure why it's so funny, but it is

[Gorbatschow]

lol.

Not sure why it's so funny, but it is

ehhh

_____

I once had a dream where I sat in front of my dead grandfather (He dies several weeks earlier and in my dream he was "half dead" "half alive" in a psychological way (I somehow knew he was dead, yet he was alive, yet somehow dead )). I sat there and looked squarely into his eyes for what felt like 2 hours. We sat on plain, wooden chairs and every now and again he closed his eyes for a few seconds and opened them again. Some pleople, if I recall correctly they where my classmates, appeared at regular intervals behind him an ran away panicing. We both didn't move a muscle for the "2 hours". I woke up when he said something I can't really recall.

[moonwolf2024]

I can't remember, but I'm willing to be that I've had at least one dream where I was Julia Child's massive, vasoline-slathered vibrator that my conscious mind immediately repressed upon waking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaAAAAAA[b]AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOHHH GOD

That's nasty


So I had this dream a few years ago, which I still believe was due to the dro I had. I was sitting on one of those Georgia style porches starting at the sky. It was a really nice day and I'm just enjoying the weather. All of a sudden I see this huge reflective ball dropping slowly from the sky. When it comes to a stop a door opens and these midget size white ducks with beady eyes come out. I start freakin and run in the house to tell everybody about the aliens ducks. Next thing I know they're in our house going through shit.....don't remember to much after that. I told a friend of mine and he said they were flying through space singing HEEEEYYYY! SPACE LORD MOTHA MOTHA !


Man.....I miss being hi

[PanzerEVA]

An old superstition I know of is: if you tell someone what happened in your dream, it won't come true.

Sure, most dreams, if not all, don't come true, but telling people something that really bothers me helps.
I can assure you, this dream is 0% fiction. It really happened this way, more or less.

Last night, my mind conjured up something that disturbs me greatly. You are familiar with the Xenomorph's form Alien, right?

This cute thing:

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Well, in my dream, some sort of zoo or park was attacked by one of these creatures. Dreams tend to skip major events, but it appeared it was killed at some point. But a little boy was killed.

Now xeno's seem to kill for sport. Those that don't become hosts are just killed because they can be killed.
This xeno ATE the child. Instead of being the sheer black we know xeno's to be, this one was brown and had a SEE-THROUGH stomach.

But that's not the most disturbing part, oh no.
The child came out the other end as a tiny little skeleton that seemed to still be alive.

And it begins: various creatures became morphed together somehow. Bird heads were where a lizard should have its tail and so on.

My mum is revealed to be the mother of the child who 'lost his life', but scientists/doctors have summoned her.

At this point, the dream became semi-lucid. I was already aware of what had become of the child and I told her

'You don't want to see this parasite' or words similar to that.

She was didn't care. And the child is revealed to her.


It has morphed with a spider of some sort, hence parasite, but it has a tiny little face that looks EXACTLY how the child did.

My mum was overjoyed to see it. But as time goes by, the 'thing' starts to change. It has facial expressions, it can scream, its teeth eventually wipe out its lips and eyes, and bones replace its legs and

No-one but me knows what is happening to it: as it learns to stand on two legs, I know it is becoming another xenomorph and I made the choice to end the dream.

Never before have I been so horrified by my minds ability to conjure things up.

[ReiIsTopTierWaifu]

I would have to say the weirdest dream I've had relates to Eva, In the dream I was Shinji and I was holding kaworu I decided not to kill him and he ends up causing third impact and my dream plays out like End of Evangelion except Gendo is Rei, and his junk is hanging out, pretty weird, yet satisfying to see when he died

[Mr. Tines]

I suppose it's time to retire the previous generic dream thread; but there's still plenty of life in the Eva dreams one.

Taking this a general purpose, I just want to remark that it's now been many years since I last had an exam related dream. But now I'm starting to get work-assignment or corporate rah-rah presentation dreams instead, now that I've given up doing them IRL.

[Blockio]

My weirdest dream is so utterly incomprehensible even to myself that I dont even know how to describe it. But it all made perfect sense back when I actually had that dream... which were like eight times in total

[pwhodges]

When I think I have had the same dream multiple times I find myself asking whether in fact I merely dreamt that I had. In the absence of a dream diary, I cannot prove the matter either way.

[ReiIsTopTierWaifu]

My weirdest dream is so utterly incomprehensible even to myself that I dont even know how to describe it. But it all made perfect sense back when I actually had that dream... which were like eight times in total

Yeah, that happens to me often with a couple of dreams, I guess I did have a weird reoccurring dream and I still can't make out a few parts, basically imagine running through the most stereotypical reimagination of China, similar to sleeping dogs, everythings sort of crammed, theres a bunch of stands on the opposite sides of each other, and when I'm running through this place I see a giant rope connecting the two stands and or has a pizza with a face on it, and as I run down from where I came I see Gojira on a massive lawscape similar to the white house, and it pans out for like a side angle where it shows his entire body, and you see him using his atomic breath, then I see the giant head from the 'schiwfty' episode in Rick and Morty and my dream ends there, it probably lasted on and off for a week, still the dream I posted before was weirder, but this was just one of my odder dreams

Anyways, what was your dream like, I get those pretty often where I don't have a clue what happened and why I had random meshes of different shows in my dream, I guess that's whats cool about dreams, it can be so surreal yet confusing, and amazing (just like Evangelion)

[Blockio]

When I think I have had the same dream multiple times I find myself asking whether in fact I merely dreamt that I had. In the absence of a dream diary, I cannot prove the matter either way.

I know for a fact that I have had it multiple times, because it weirded me out so hard that I woke up from it every time (and since I was pretty young the first few times, I tried - and failed - to describe it to my parents, who actually told me "didnt you dream that a while ago?")

[silvermoonlight]

Strangest dream I've had this week was the dream of a black panther at the end of garden stalking a black cat that was sitting like a cat loaf and I was convinced the black cat was my cat and I was terrified the panther was going to kill and eat my cat. Then I woke up and realized my cat is not that breed and then dream got weirder as my cat was out in the other garden facing off against a black cat....

[Gus Hanson]

I had a dream last night that I was giving marriage counseling to Chris Sabat and Monica Rial as if they were really married (I know they are not in real life, but because they play Vegeta and Bulma I somehow got that combo ).

[HARVEST]

I had this dream once where ADV Films never went bankrupt, and I got to visit their main building with my girlfriend.
I even met Matt Greenfield in said dream.
He's a cool guy in the dream and he even gave me and my girlfriend two Paul Champagne Perfect Collection boxes of NGE as well as two Platinum Edition collector's boxes (the one with the singles, slipcovers, and booklets), as well as the Director's Cut DVDs, one each for each of us.
We even had discussions about Eva with him, and he was open to me correcting the misinformation he believed in, and the misinformation he said and conjured up with Sean McCoy in the Platinum Edition commentaries and The Mythology of Evangelion.
Then afterwards, we went to a Taylor Swift concert, and we even got to meet Taylor Swift in person and we got to take a picture.
We also had another lengthy conversation with me, my girlfriend, Matt Greenfield, and Taylor Swift, though we forgot what we were talking about after I woke up.
The dream ends with a selfie and a big damn kiss between me and my girlfriend.

I also had a dream where I transfered into a new high school (I am a bit delayed) with all my previous classmates from previous years and me were in the same class.
And I saw my IRL girlfriend then we proceeded to make out like there's no tomorrow.
Then the dream ends while we were making out.
Too bad, I was enjoying said dream too.
Oh, baby...