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Postby Galaxy News Reidio » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:45 pm

It's coming up to Christmas time, ladies and gents. What would you give the cast of Evangelion?

I'd give Rei some books by Immanuel Kant, as he had a lot to say about duty and how it relates to morality.

I'd give Shinji some time alone with Kaworu. Although really, it'd be Shinji and Kaworu giving each other gifts.

Asuka would get a goddamn hug, and also some video games.

Keehl Lorenz would get a swift kick in the balls.

I'm not sure about the others.
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:49 pm

For all of SEELE, a slow, painful, horrible, excruciating execution.
For everyone else save maybe the stooges and Hikari, extensive psychological therapy.

EDIT: That's for Misato, Ritsuko, the pilots, and NERV Staff. For Gendo I'd say at the bare minimum a lump of coal, For Fuyu, maybe a Yui doll. Not sure about any/everyone else.
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Postby lilim » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:53 pm

View Original PostGreat Genius Shinji-Sama wrote: For Fuyu, maybe a Yui doll.


aww. i'd love to see Gendo's reaction to that present. >_>

i think i'd give them all snow. living somewhere that never gets snow (though isn't nearly as dangerous as New Tokyo 3) i can say it gets frustrating to hear "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!" and thinking "uh, yeah. where? i'm in shorts and a t shirt and it's Christmas Eve.." i'm sure they feel even more cheated since there would have been snow before 2nd Impact

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Postby Bagheera » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:52 pm

Asuka: Second the big hug, video games, and therapy ideas.

Shinji: A spine. That's for Asuka too, really, but whatever. Also, several bottles of social lubricant (read: sake).

Rei: Life for Dummies. It's not a real book, but it should be.

Misato: A revived Kaji.

Kaworu, SEELE, Gendo: Bullets. Between the eyes.

Yui: A trip through a black hole. Enjoy, bitch.

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Postby KnightmareX13 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:53 pm

Shinji: some shelf help books and some batteries for his SDAT

Asuka: therapy, and second the video games

Fuyu: Seasons

kaworu: A hug from Unit 01 :eva01_huff:

Rei: for dummies books

All pilots: therapy!

Kensuke: A new camcorder

Toji: his leg
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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:02 pm

I'm not good at this, but I want to give something to Shinji, Kaworu, Maya, Rei, and Asuka....
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Postby ran1 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:09 pm

Misato: my body
Xard: my body
Oz: some plane tickets to New York to go see the Takemitsu festival with me.
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Postby cd603 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:28 pm

Shinji: A slap in the face

Asuka: A slap on the ass

Rei: A slap on the...oh wait she LCL'd on me....

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Postby Ramiel » Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:11 pm

I would share a good, hearty meal of fish and chips with Pen². If anyone else wants to join, they're welcome to. In fact, it's encouraged. Merry Christmas, Tokyo-3.
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Postby Ramiel² » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:18 pm

To all of the cast: Some friendship Armbands

Particuly

Asuka : A Parrot (Yarrrr!)

Shinji : A new Ipod (he lives in the future with a (S)DAT time for some upgrades)

Rei : Tea Dishes and stuff for her home , so she can invite people less hesitant

Misato : A Bear around the world box, with bear of 12 different Countrys

Gendo : A Calender with jokes so he can remember what its like to have fun little by little

Ritsuko : Some science stuff and maybe neko plushies

Maya : A HUUUUUUGE Teddy bear, just for the sake of teh cuteness

Kaworu : the bible so he can laugh while he trys to understand humanity



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Postby Killer Bee » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:37 pm

To Shinji: A week alone with Kaji. Seriously, he'll be a good influence. The kid needs a male role model more than anything.

To Asuka: A week alone with Shinji. They'll either fall in love or kill each other. It's best to get just it over with now. failing that, MY BODY.

To Rei: A hug. See how she likes it. >:[

To Mari: A slap on the ass and a jaunty wink. Trust me, it'll work.

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Postby Sachi » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:26 pm

I'd give them each a pair of socks.
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Postby DevRei17 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:35 pm

A 26 episode series about my life on DVD. Matt Greenfield, Tiffany Grant, and V do a commentary track on several episodes that sounds like a bunch of bullshit and very little about my series at all.
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Postby Oz » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:46 pm

View Original Postran1 wrote:Misato: my body
Xard: my body
Oz: some plane tickets to New York to go see the Takemitsu festival with me.

You are not giving me your body, ranny? ;_; Then we could engage in an awesome orgy.

More on topic: Maya needs a hug every day.
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Postby ran1 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:23 am

View Original PostOz wrote:You are not giving me your body, ranny? ;_; Then we could engage in an awesome orgy.

More on topic: Maya needs a hug every day.


if you must know I was planning on taking you to the theater and doing dirty things there. :D

I guess we could get Asuka laid, too, all things considered. She has the idea that it's actually a fun enjoyable experience that consumates love. Let's get rid of that illusion once and for all.
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Postby Animejunkie » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:07 am

every one here is leaving out our good friends the angels... did anyone ever think that all they ever wanted was a little bit of love... id give them each one of them an easy bake oven...

Misato: gets a map of Nerv headquarters, ive seen her get lost there at least once so yea....

Rei: gets some fresh ace bandages

Asuka: some pfeffernusse... im sure she would appreciate some german cookies

Shinji: an MP3 player... welcome to the 21st century dude

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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:39 am

Mhh, I wasn't thinking about this possible topic at all, I've only some ideas for now:
Shikinami: a PSP (or maybe a DS), the Wonderswan has died from a long time.
(Re)i: a cooking book, she probably needs one to get some ideas (she seemed to cook without one in 2.22, it's weird for someone who probably never cooked)
Shinji: one week with his father but the problem is convincing Gendo...

I've to think about the other characters, maybe a bottle of liquor to Misato just to be sure that she'll appreciate it? And something neko-related for Ritsuko but indeed I'm lacking ideas right now...
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Postby EvangelionFan » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:08 am

View Original PostGalaxy News Reidio wrote:Keehl Lorenz would get a swift kick in the balls.

I think it would hurt you more than it would hurt him - because he's a cyborg.


View Original Postcd603 wrote:Asuka: A slap on the ass

View Original PostKiller Bee wrote:To Asuka: A week alone with Shinji. They'll either fall in love or kill each other. It's best to get just it over with now. failing that, MY BODY.

View Original PostKiller Bee wrote:To Mari: A slap on the ass and a jaunty wink. Trust me, it'll work.

View Original Postran1 wrote:I guess we could get Asuka laid, too, all things considered. She has the idea that it's actually a fun enjoyable experience that consumates love. Let's get rid of that illusion once and for all.


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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:14 am

what ran1 said about Misato, and I would also give my body to Yui within teh Tang, Rule 34 at its most pleasurable (for me anyway)

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Postby Zan » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:26 am

Asuka: A hug and the opportunity to kick my ass at any activity of her choice (with some restrictions for safety and legality). And maybe a trip to Okinawa too.

Shinji: Brand new iPod, and some time to just relax with people who care about him

Rei: A glass case for Gendo's glasses, some nicer bedsheets

Misato: Case of beer, case of microwavable meals, and some time away from Asuka, Shinji, and NERV in general

Pen-Pen: Fish 'n chips, and a newer, fancier towel
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