Xard#574221 wrote:I'm assuming the title of President Admiral of Green League. Why Green League? Because we all know who the best girl is!

Her hair looks like someone spilled a dollop of bubble-gum flavored soft serve ice cream all over her head.

Gripping read, Xardy-poo. Enthralling from beginning to end. For a long time, it was very hard to escape the smog of cynicism erupting from this board like the bowels of a fat man who eats nothing but used engine oil. I'd given up on the idea of Rebuild having any kind of artistic merit and resi...

...and slowly, I'm feeling myself seeping into the next phase, the next stage, I am processing, and the initial reaction I was trying to describe is seeping away as I write and I wonder if I should hang onto it and the numbness it brings. Sorry to interrupt the panic attack you were having over...

Bravo, chaps. It took you awhile, but my curiosity is now piqued.

I'm currently about halfway through Casino Royale by Ian Fleming. After being suckered in by a beautiful opening paragraph that recalls Raymond Chandler, I was a bit disappointed to find that the rest of book is simply a stylishly indulgent thriller. James Bond, in his first appearance in anythi...

How dare I think writing should be every month My dear, if you did that, you wouldn't be using NaNoWriMo as an excuse to write. You don't have to lie to me. Come now, sit down with Muggy and let me lay my fingers over yours and guide your hand across the keyboard and our souls shall bond in...

I'm frankly sickened by the repeated insinuations that I'm somehow into Doggy.

I have standards, people.

Now you're making excuses. Shame on you, SSD.

Gendo'sPapa#567602 wrote:EDIT- This post is overly negative & I apologize.

And to think you had me hanging off your every word.

I'm only posting the following photos because I am very, very drunk. I was, however, apparently sober when I did the makeup, so that part of the following atrocity is inexcusable. Can you guess which one of these lovely women is me? http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/Dmth_DeathToVisualStim...

If Zap resigns, I'm kicking my EGF habit for good. Frankly, he's a goddamn saint for putting up with Symbv for as long as he has.

C.A.P.#566018 wrote:Part of the original ending of Little Shop of Horrors...IN COLOR.

I feel kind of silly for noticing that the inside of Audrey II's mouth changes from purple to red.

So if there's anyone in chicago who is willing to let me perform secret occult rituals at your place let me know. Not really something I would be doing on a regular basis, just now and then. Are we talking about shit like animal sacrifices and naked sex magick? I need details, man! Details! Wha...

Also, as far as I can tell, you really aren't gay Oh. Well, um... Are you legally blind? And yeah, you are trying to hard. I know. It pains me to be so bloody obvious in my more subversive posts. I much prefer a gentle touch, but when a gentle touch derails a thread... Well, you need to throw c...

Wait... draining the shock from a hateful epithet while simultaneously reclaiming it and criticizing its casual overuse is edgy?

... Oh God, is the world made of pudding?

As a faggot, I get sad when other faggots say the word "faggot" offends them. They need to stop being so goddamn faggoty because despite whatever Pavlovian gut reaction they've built up, no word is inherently offensive. Context is everything. When I see one of my fellow faggots, I'...

As a red-blooded, heterosexual male who can't fathom how an emotional connection can be unrelated to sex, I've always just assumed that Kaworu is in reality a very flat-chested girl with a boyish haircut. All that crap about her being male with a female soul is just a bunch of nonsense that ...

Last night I re-watched Prometheus with a friend who'd never seen it before. I was expecting to find it less engaging the second time around, because I'd be painfully aware of all the crap people have been complaining about for the last six months. Turns out I ended up finding most of the co...

Kitty-Cow is dead. Two days ago, my mom got a text message from a woman with a well-deserved reputation for being a lying bitch, saying that yesterday, she saw "black and white" being attacked by a dog in the alley. When my mom wrote her back, asking if it occurred to her to do anything ab...

The fucking first film was boiling over with melting corpses and rapist trees. It was also banned as a video nasty and accused of being misogynistic. There's a certain subspecies within humanity born with wrought-iron poles where their lower intestinal tract should be, terminating in tight, imp...