Not to mention the early episodes' dubs all have really stilted dialogue. It's fine by episode 5 or so, but before then you have some really unconvincing reads that sound either too dramatic for the situation or not intense enough.

Based on your official options, 3.

However, I would like to once again add an idea.

Ride giant Eva-scale bikes through the city while using the bike-horns to play this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

Switch my vote to that idea if others start supporting it.

Or an impact.

Don't worry Squig, just finish this one well, get a few months of rest with your personal life, and you'll have a great new story ready again soon enough.

2!

We must defeat Anno! For the minds that lost their virginity to the ruthless mind****ing that was the ending!

3.)

Not using an EVA's AT Field is like a tank not using its main gun.

2!

Let him have the first move, THEN CRUSH HIM INTO A PULP AND SCATTER THE REMAINS!

I vote for Nuke-dono's idea.

Also, we can just say that Anno lied if it turns out 4.0 is ultra-horrifying. We can still win this!

Yeah, in entertainment today you either take someone else's idea and change it to be your own or you restrict yourself even more by trying to avoid copying. Similarities aren't bad, so long as it has its own ideas to make it good. I'm really honestly looking forward to this movie ^_^ . I...

1.) He is obviously here to ruin the fun of our silly fanfic because he considers it to be an insult to his "deep artistic narrative"

Also, may I suggest that Anno have a robot shaped like Jesus that runs on disturbing imagery?

But why do you need to restrain something that isn't there? In fact, the Evas having a flat crotch area compared to most fictional robots' bulge would have been a nice bit of foreshadowing to their real nature.

Wait, am I really debating the storyline importance of codpieces?

It also has a rather freudian angle to it. Just look at the way EVA unit 01's crotch lines up with Asuka's.

Speaking of which, why do the Evas need codpieces? I thought they were all female.

Well, 4 wins. And the cricket idea won of the other 4 options. Since you've read THe Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy Series, I suggest we invite the residents of Planet Krikkit to play with us.

3.) Might as well give this story some book ends, right? Also, I had a brilliant idea. The priest who officiates the wedding ceremony shall be Garterbelt! "If anyone has any reason that these two should not be married, then shut the **** up! Or else I'll sic my two angels on your ***** ...

2.) But don't wake the others. I say we stuff the SDAT player headphones into his ears, crank it up to 11 and play Ode to Joy.

Edit: Also, I very much would like to see an Asuka CYOA. Maybe you could do it in seasons? Start in February and end in May each year.

I... don't know how to react to that.

All I know is that Misato is just outside that shower removing her clothes and getting ready to go in.

4.) Knowing the kind of humor in this CYOA, it's probably Kaworu's bum.

Also, what's a good translation site for romanji Japanese to english? I want to know what the name means.

Look at her and hold her...

Long enough for the men in white coats to arrive and take her away.

Hey Asuka, you still here?

What was your reaction when you arrived in our universe, watched EoE, and saw what happened while you were in a coma?

Oh God, the look on Shinji's face is priceless. That is the face of a man who just had a night of ridiculous lovemaking and found out all of the weird stuff Rei's into.

You know, I sometimes wonder what it would be like if Miyazaki directed an Evangelion movie.

Probably a lot more emotional recovery for the characters.