Whoa! Where do you find the time to churn out these masterpieces?

I just watched it now. I couldn't stop laughing throughout it, and my face hurts.

When you're writing an essay on Hamlet, and when you compare his delay to Shinji's many delays in manning up.

Also, Shinji's expression and the way he cried out when he and Unit one were in the process of being absorbed into Leliel: http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m527/ReiAyanami25/16SINJI1.jpg It's like the following has happened: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Asuka loves Mari? But she doesn't e...

When you're taking part in a GT5 tournament, and you name your white R35 GT-R with blue rims "Rei".

Bagheera#512141 wrote:For Tines: here.

I always figured that Maya would reverse the roles some day...

Nice job.

Eva-01 vs Shamshel. Even though tentacles are often a signal of something sinister...

Xana#511770 wrote:

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I always knew Asuka was a strange girl, judging from the test suit...

Xana#511770 wrote:

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Stupid sexy Flanders Asuka.

Rei and Asuka pic: http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af287/childofLilith/reiasukapic.jpg You killed my boner :( http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2293/img719c.jpg http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5098/img747.jpg http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/8978/img764x.jpg http://img59.imageshack.us/i...

Hawq#510977 wrote:He'll have to fight Gendo for the title, might need to get his own theme music first though or its not a fair fight

How about "The Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin? Seeing as it has a bit that goes "land of ice and snow".

child of Lilith#490653 wrote:Group pic:

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Asuka/Rei/Mari threesome. Me likey.

...if NME-Kaworu truly believes (due to Seele's influence on him?) that Instrumentality=happiness, I guess we'll see. I wouldn't say that's too far-fetched. If he was raised by SEELE, then I would guess that they have indoctrinated him into believing that Instrumentality=hap...

*looks at finished EVA-01 case*

I just Shinji'd in my pants.

Pen-Pen is the true Uber-Pimp.

bobbyfischer's ghost#510782 wrote:I wonder how the character dynamics would work between Shinji, Asuka and Mari, if this turns out to be true.

I can picture it now:
"Oh, Asuka, I should have told you this before we French-kissed: I'm your daughter."
*enter Dr. Phil*

That is one uber-pimpin' computer case.

Actually, something crossed my mind while watching 2.22 the other day and after seeing the design similarities between Asuka and Mari's silhouettes on the Eva store shutters, my speculation could work: what if Anno gives Mari and Asuka a lesbian scene?? I believe in 2.22 Asuka discusses with Mi...

Kaworu has a scrapbook of restraining orders from various (living) composers. Ritsuko and Maya have a secret dungeon for...*ahem*...pleasure. Gendo has a flatscreen TV that he plays Halo, Gears of War, Forza, Gran Turismo, Grand Theft Auto and Skyrim on. Aoba's apartment has a Justin Bie...

arkiel#510178 wrote:The lack of depth perception is what will turn Asuka against humanity in general. Avatar will come out in the Evaverse around 2020 and Asuka will be enraged by her inability to see it in 3D.

I'm pretty sure that by then humanity would be able to grow eyeballs from stem cells.