I like 7 and 12.

I would go with 12 it's festive for the month.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/sailorstardust/Eva2ACAS.jpg (Set up like a dating sim) ________________________________________________ Option 1-Tell her she's hot. Option 2-Treat her like shit so she like's you more. Option 3-Lean in and kiss her. Option 4-Molest her later t...

"Cut a wrist like cheap cupons and say that death was on sale today."-
Marylin Manson.

"I want ice cube in my ice tea!"

"All pepperoni pizzas come with 9mm bullets."

"Im the godamn juggernaut bitch!!!"

*Shinji walks in* Rei-"Hey Shinji look at this!It's one of those paintings that if you stare at it long enough you'll see a image!This one's a sail boat!" Shinji-"Oh really?Cool let me try." *Stare's at painting* One hour later.... Two hours later..... Four weeks ...

I dreamed I owned porno store in the anime world.Every character from every anime lived there like regular people.Like that was where they went to live after there shows were done.This porno store I owned was of warehouse proportions with rows as long a foot ball feilds full of porn... Paradise you ...

Rei would would drive a hybrid...

Random luigi-Mario?

Personaly I would like a Rei clone as a pet.A leash would be used but not
needed.

If I couldn't have that I would have a mini sachiel that I could take to the hospital to cheer up kids with cancer.

Shinji-"Thanks for letting me barrow your shaving cream Asuka.My legs
are so silky and smooth..."

Asuka-"Huh,what?You say somthin'?"

Shinji-"Um no nothing................I shaved my armpits too."

Asuka-"What!?!"

What amazes me with this fic is Smith's sheer tenacity. Creating a novel-length fanfic over more than a year while sticking to a single plot and keeping it heavy with action and shenanigans is an incredible achievement. It's a masterpiece of fan production and nothing less. And don't fo...

@ Asuka reading pic. Misato-"Shinji,why has Asuka been reading so much lately?" Shinji-"Oprahs book club." Misato-"What about the high heels?" Shinji-"Tyra banks's fashion advice." Misato-"And the breast implants?" Shinji-"Dr. phil."

Getting into sumbliminal messeges now bob?Or.....have they been there this whole time?!?!GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIIIND!!!!!!!! [Insert image of mass effects seren beating himself with a kettle] I always liked the idea that someone with amnesia can forget themselve's but not there skills. Imagine gett...

^ It would have been funnier if it was a peacock. Here's one. Gendo walks up to fuyutski in the eva cages and says... "I bet I can make unit 1 laugh." Fuyutski agrees to this bet.Gendo walks over to unit 1 and whispers something that only he and unit 1 can hear.Suddenly unit 1 starts l...

I want to shoot some of these bastards.

I thought since it was the "christmas special" the whole chapter would
mostly be WAFF inducing.But I should've known better.

The proverbial stuff has hit the fan.

As my friend sam would say before a fight..."Time to beat dat ass."

Gendo and ritsuko are at a bus stop with 10 Rei clones.A blind man walks up and waits for the bus also.The bus soon comes but the driver only lets on ritsuko and the Rei clones.Gendo and the blind man are left to walk home on foot.About a mile later,gendo gets tird of hearing the clacking of the bli...

@Famale Kaworu pic...
Have you ever heard of padded bra's?Or growing out your hair?
But....i'd STILL hit dat.

@Shinji pic
Shinji-"Im so high right now."

Oh wow we got new smilieys!!! :woohoo: Yeah that last chapter was REALLY short. Wich is why this one is gonna be longer......I swear! _________________________________________________ "Where the hell IS Shinji anyway?"Said Rei as she looked around the resturaunt. "Think he bitched out...

And are those razor blades laying next to her left leg? Er, floppy discs? Hopefully they're not ancient enough that I'm the only one who recalls them. ;) Thats what I thought but then I remembered that evas timeline is waaay beyond the floppy era. Beside's, razor blades are more fun...

SSD...she floods the battlefield with shinjiXasuka fanfiction so great that it
causes all her enemies to stop the fight and read about Shinji and asukas true undying love while SSD chops eveyones head off with a rusty
double headed battle ax with a hello kitty keychain hanging off the hilt.

^
LOL I love death note!

Why is maya wearing Misato's cutoff jeans?!
And are those razor blades laying next to her left leg?

Maya-"I hate these cookie cutter forums!"