Three and a half years later, you wake up naked, caked in your own dried vomit, in a dumpster located in the back of a Carl's Jr. You've got an equation that may or may not be nonsense tattooed onto the shaft of your dick, which also has "JUICY" written on the tip. What do? A. Climb out of...

I'm starting to think Imaishi just really, really, really wants to get drilled by a lean, dim-witted blue-haired guy.

Part C will begin with Gendo taking Shinji to the last Wal-Mart in East Asia, saying he's going to the front for cigarettes and promptly leaving.

Alrighty you weebs, I'm back for 3.0 + 1.0.

[edit] Just ban me. [edit again] Fuck it, here's what I originally wrote: Welp, after almost a decade here, I finally have to say it: fuck this place, fuck a significant chunk of you willfully ignorant, ass-backwards, entitled fanboy bastards, and fuck me for being here and for having exemplified so...

Watching Revenge is like being forced to role play as somebody's therapist when all you wanted was a mcflurry.

I preferred Zegapain to Patlabor ; but both were good. Patlabor is the only consistently "not-shitty to actually-really-good" fighting bot animu franchise I can think of. Zegapain on the other hand I kind of switched off about halfway through the first episode when Spikehair McBlandtagoni...

Bryant#757845 wrote:Mecha animes besides Eva, Gundam, and Zegapain are pretty terrible.

You just implied that either a) Patlabor doesn't exist or b) that Zegapain is better than Patlabor.

Why would you say these things.

Lance's breath was ragged and sickly. He knew that without help, he would be dead in five minutes. No, four. If he got lucky. He would die like an animal, bleeding out on the white linoleum tiles of the men's washroom. Pidge raised her weapon, now fully integrated into the tumorous remains of her ri...

I think I'm starting to understand what the hell Nick Land was on about. In other news, I'm also now completely insaneweather crab, FLIPPIT zooooooooooooooom

You attempt to fight them now that you have donned your enchanted combat armor of Supreme Justice, but they are too fast. You can only conclude that the Dead Sea Scrolls power these drones, most likely due to some backroom deal with Obama's greasy Chicago deep-dish hands all over Keel's emaciated, v...

Q: Gee, chee, why are you such a dick on Evageeks?

A:

Back in 5th grade, i was on a massive kaiju kick that lasted for years. One day, my got my hands on ADV's VHS of Gamera: Guardian of the Universe. Before the movie, they had a couple of anime trailers, and one was for NGE. The sheer weirdness of the visual design stuck in my head forevermore, and on...

No man-made form of transportation can bring you to Pussy Heaven in such an unreasonable amount of time. But fortunately, you have a backup. You step over to your nightstand and open the top drawer. Buried underneath piles of gum wrappers, diaries stuffed with paranoid rants and half-baked conspirac...

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyeeeeeesssssss

Edit: was that shinya fucking tsukamoto

Epigram opening a script I'm working on: Not long from now. Terror and counter-terror lock together into runaway meltdown as global finance disembowels itself across the trashscapes of the world village. The nervous systems of electronic culture relapse into identity- and optimism-addiction in the f...

You know that she only gets murder-threateningly angry when she's either incredibly hot and bothered or professionally embarrassed, and dammit you do love to take risks. You decide to tease her a bit more, just to get a rise. After all, a little flirting never ended in lawsuits and ruined careers, r...

You are unusually indecisive today. Normally, you hammer down just enough mouthwash in the morning to put on enough of a facade of bravado to make it past the shotgun traps and go to your job like a semi-functioning human being, and on days that you don't, you call in sick or just pretend that you'r...

...still need a tiebreaker

Need a tiebreaker fam