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by chee
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:39 am
Forum: Everything Else Evangelion
Topic: Evangelion ANIMA (general)
Replies: 1292
Views: 534196

Re: Evangelion ANIMA (general)

Evas 02 and 00 apparently have hips now because Asuka and Rei got hit with the Lady Juice due to puberty. I think. This prose is fucking dogshit
SPOILER: Show
and I kinda love it.
by chee
Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:32 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Q sucks and Anno hates you [split]
Replies: 90
Views: 7906

Re: Q sucks and Anno hates you [split]

Anyone can be real if you try hard enough reveals an asian My-Size Barbie with a fleshlight jammed into the crotch, licks lips, does a whip-it
by chee
Sat Jul 25, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Stuff that you would like to see in Evangelion 3.0+1.0
Replies: 386
Views: 99957

Re: Stuff that you would like to see in Evangelion 3.0+1.0

Gendo's shitty pogs collection.
by chee
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: Everything Else Evangelion
Topic: Evangelion ANIMA (general)
Replies: 1292
Views: 534196

Re: Evangelion ANIMA (general)

I visualized the heartbeat scene as the entire Nerv crew just spontaneously crunking the fuck out and doing a Blue Man Group routine.

I was not prepared for this assemblage of words and sentences that can be referred to as a "light novel"
by chee
Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:37 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Q sucks and Anno hates you [split]
Replies: 90
Views: 7906

Re: Stuff that you would like to see in Evangelion 3.0+1.0

LightDragonman#895844 wrote:Anno, you must be so proud.


You know that Shinji isn't real, right?

It's a cartoon. None of these characters are real people. Get a grip and stop projecting your own neuroses and insecurities on a character that resonates with them.
by chee
Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:08 am
Forum: Evangelion TV Series + EoE Discussion
Topic: Asuka isn't Justified
Replies: 117
Views: 35828

Re: Asuka isn't Justified

Beginning to think that the amount of incels who uncritically sympathize with Shinji's psychosexual issues and Anno's feelings of failure regarding his attempt to get these people to leave the house and wash their ass just might be correlated
by chee
Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:24 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Q sucks and Anno hates you [split]
Replies: 90
Views: 7906

Re: Stuff that you would like to see in Evangelion 3.0+1.0

Maybe, but the movie and the related media constantly portrays Kaworu as being such a selfless and loving figure to Shinji that I have a hard time believing that he was lying or trying to manipulate him Did you miss like the multiple shots of kaworu either lit or framed in an unambiguously sinister...
by chee
Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:09 am
Forum: Rebuild of Evangelion Discussion
Topic: Against "Rebuild is Anti-Rei Pro-Asuka" conspiracy theory
Replies: 35
Views: 5769

Re: Against "Rebuild is Anti-Rei Pro-Asuka" conspiracy theory

If Anno hated his audience to the degree that people neurotically fixated on OHHHHH MY GOOOOODDDD THE BEST GIRL HAS TO WIN WHY WON'T SHE WIN I NEED THE FLACCID SMEGMA-CRATERED SHITTY PENIS OF EXTREMELY SHRIMPY MAIN BOY TO VALIDATE MINE (obscene enjoyment noises) believed, I'd honestly like him even ...
by chee
Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:17 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Shin Eva's Indefinite Delay Support Group
Replies: 478
Views: 21005

Re: Shin Eva's Indefinite Delay Support Group

Really starting to think that Evangelion is just an outright cursed franchise
by chee
Sat May 02, 2020 9:11 pm
Forum: Evangelion TV Series + EoE Discussion
Topic: What is the composition of LCL?
Replies: 12
Views: 2592

Re: What is the composition of LCL?

I don't know but it looks fucking delicious
by chee
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Shin Eva - Official Social Media
Replies: 1966
Views: 304295

Re: Shin Eva - Official Social Media

Holy fuck, this thing is less than five months away.
by chee
Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:41 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Official "What should I watch next?" thread
Replies: 178
Views: 50964

Re: Official "What should I watch next?" thread

Check out my new hit light-novel-turned-anime-series I Got Sent To The Pork Product Dimension When A Spam Truck Hit Me And Now A Kawaii Barely-Legal Japanese High School Girl Made Of Honey Baked Ham And Canadian Bacon Wants To Give Me The Spam Job!?: The Series: THE ANIMATION starring Rie Kugimiya a...
by chee
Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:13 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Shin Eva - Official Social Media
Replies: 1966
Views: 304295

Re: Shin Eva - Official Social Media

Gendo'sPapa#891847 wrote:Sounds like Shiro Sagisu has been busy!

https://twitter.com/shirosagisu_twi/status/1214703671390261253?s=21



This has OMEDETOU written all over it
by chee
Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: Evangelion TV Series + EoE Discussion
Topic: Asuka isn't Justified
Replies: 117
Views: 35828

Re: Asuka isn't Justified

Of course she's not justified, neither is Shinji. They're mentally sick kids who are bad at life. That's the point
by chee
Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:49 pm
Forum: Rebuild of Evangelion Discussion
Topic: The Curse of Eva - Can It Be Broken?
Replies: 20
Views: 14576

Re: The Curse of Eva - Can It Be Broken?

ChaddyManPrime#891397 wrote:It can be, but I doubt khara wants it too, their merchandise profits will plummet

No weebs want to jerk off to adults.


the fact that a franchise like Ghost in the Shell is even remotely popular with the weeb-bro crowd pretty much puts the lie to that
by chee
Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Stuff that you would like to see in Evangelion 3.0+1.0
Replies: 386
Views: 99957

Re: Stuff that you would like to see in Evangelion 3.0+1.0

It's been damn near 13 years, as long as it's an ending to this glorious mess I'll be happy.
by chee
Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: Evangelion 3.0+1.0 [SPOILERS]
Topic: Shin Eva - Official Social Media
Replies: 1966
Views: 304295

Re: Shin Eva - Official Social Media

SOON.
by chee
Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Fan Works
Topic: What would you change about the Netflix subtitles if you could do so?
Replies: 1
Views: 6496

Re: What would you change about the Netflix subtitles if you could do so?

Every "wark" from Pen-Pen would be accompanied by text from E.M. Cioran's Drawn and Quartered

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