"Crap! I prepared for the zombie apocalypse, not this!"

Nonoriri#482162 wrote:As if they'll even meet.

I don't see why they wouldn't. Asuka will want to get to terms with whoever screwed up her beautiful Unit-02.

Asuka would get pissed off and take an immediate disliking towards Mari. From that point onwards, Asuka would keep Mari well away from her precious Unit-02/07/whatever considering every Eva that comes in physical contact with Mari gets trashed. ...And then they had sex. Somehow, that seems moderatel...

Someone#481992 wrote:*snip*

This topic could be more awkward than it already is. Much, much more awkward...

but thankfully most of us here have a decent amount of sanity... i think...

EVA Unit 01#481894 wrote:Screw it, I'll buy the pillow and post a picture of her in a cupboard!

Then you can keep Asuka as a pet! You can even take her on walks on a daily basis! Be sure to feed her only dog food.

I AM SO GOING TO HELL FOR THIS

Good luck locking her up :| It was just a scenario, hence why I said "or something." I wouldn't actually lock anyone in a cabinet, because that would just be mean. Do note that we are talking about locking up pillows, not actual people, so exceptions can be made... :devil: Some Asuka ...

Inconceivable. Yeah, I suppose you have a point there. Good luck locking an Asuka pillow in the cupboard, let alone Asuka. Of course no one would be able to lock Normal!Asuka anywhere, but would Pillow!Asuka really be that dangerous? :uhh: (I just got the mental picture of a very angry pillow b...

I kid; Asuka will burn you out. You need Rei to cool you down. Otherwise you'll end up like a burnt out lightbulb, unable to enjoy time with Asuka. But then again, we're talking about self-conscious pillows here. You could lock the Asuka cushion in a cabinet or something whenever you get ti...

Octahedrons. Especially blue ones...

Hey all. I've been lurking here for a few months and I finally decided to register. Hopefully I'll be able to fit in, although I'm not sure if I'm worthy of writing posts containing giant walls of text like I see in many of the subforums. >.>