Well, if the basics for the ecosystem have survived it gives hope for everything else. Lets hope the sheep and cows imagine themselves in their own heart ...

Originally posted on: 14-Jun-2005, 11:33 GMT

But would Asuka also be able to mass-produce delicious cans of Slurm?

Officially - the - most - awesome - idea - ever!!

I stand in awe ...

Originally posted on: 12-Jun-2005, 10:33 GMT

Well, if Asuka borrowed some tricks from the arthropod world, she could have sex with Shinji once and safely store all of the received sperm in a special place. Then her abdomen could swell to termite queen proportions and she could selectively release sperm to fertilize ova as needed. She could pr...

I get the feeling they were all written by Shinji/Asuka shippers Shin-seiki.

Originally posted on: 10-Jun-2005, 22:05 GMT

Awesome comic series, even more awesome is the sense of sarcastic humour Shinji appears to have developed post-3I. Now I finally realise what Eva was missing ...

Originally posted on: 10-Jun-2005, 21:43 GMT

Due to the impact of 3I, tons of dust is kicked up into the Earth's atmosphere. The Earth then becomes superheated due to the greenhouse effect. Eventually, mankind is forced to live underground away from the heat. However, they soon discover that the Evangelions are alive! In fact, the Evangel...

Maybe he gets pointers from Gendou or Anno.

Blatantly using SEELE as an example on how to screw up the world. Countdown to Bush Impact beginning ...

Originally posted on: 25-May-2005, 09:00 GMT

Seconded. Wonder what the budget-saving techniques were? Long pauses in the fabric design?

Originally posted on: 23-May-2005, 19:07 GMT

I got the impression someone was trying to dress up as Mickey Mouse, then changed his mind halfway.

Originally posted on: 23-May-2005, 09:15 GMT

I knew it! Hideako Ikari or is it Gendo Anno!? What a pimp! Played us like puppets all this time. Sitting, watching us watching his show ... knowing all the secrets ... curse him. Curse him I say! On a different note, does this Gendo have a tank full of spare fourteen year old girls? Originally pos...

Kaworu and Shinji should have a slap fight and leave manly fighting to Rei and Asuka.....

That's something I'd pay good money to see.

Originally posted on: 22-May-2005, 16:16 GMT

It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's a sight to see. Here's to watching Shinji kick *** outside an Evangelion!

Originally posted on: 21-May-2005, 21:17 GMT

But doesn't that account for 90% of all forum threads?

Originally posted on: 19-May-2005, 10:20 GMT

You have passion for the pits of Hell Magician? That's interesting ... On a different note ... *Warning: Insanity reaching borderline values.* Insanity has a border ??!?! Why didn't anyone tell me that, I could have crossed it years ago and didn't realise ... Originally posted on: 18-May...

There can be only one! Down with Go Hikari II!

I can see a thread war beginning here ...

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Originally posted on: 18-May-2005, 10:54 GMT

Go Hikari will never reach critical mass and collapse into a black hole now!!! Surely if it does that it'll implode the entire AnimeNation forums with its immense virtual gravitational mass? Or am I reading too much into this ... Go Hikari 2, bigger better and more uncut, with extra stupid comm...

I'm sure the horn was just added to comply so some Law of Coolness somewhere concerning giant killing machines and spikes to make them look angrier (and thus more meaner, and therefore more cool ). Sometimes people seriously do see more than what really is. Originally posted on: 11-May-2...

Awesome ... but my mind hates me for downloading that now.

Originally posted on: 09-May-2005, 17:52 GMT

With me, even I don't know whether I'm being sarcastic or not.

But I like Harpies. Honestly.

Originally posted on: 01-May-2005, 13:45 GMT

Who said anything about pain? Glad to see I wasn't the only one who got that impression when watching EoE. As if I didn't have enough reasons to like Harpies already I can add masochism to the list. "Chocolote Frosted Asuka Bombs" Hmm ... sounds kinky ... Originally posted on: 01-...