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by cunning linguist
Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:31 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Who, truly, is best girl?
Replies: 122
Views: 25679

Re: Who, truly, is best girl?

Aight biggu boyos, it seems that when I told you we need to plot a course, I wasn't clear enough. Specimens like World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus O'ran and Emma Watson are right fuckable, but useless to my market research on behalf of Trump University's Department of Waifu Studies. I just came bac...
by cunning linguist
Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Who, truly, is best girl?
Replies: 122
Views: 25679

Re: Who, truly, is best girl?

The Eva Monkey wrote:...my wife?


You're right, she is quality girl. I would know.

lol please don't ban me

hui43210 wrote:Good point Eva Monkey, the thread title does not say best girl in Eva, just best girl in general, so other shows and IRL girls are fair game lol!


you cheeki breeki.
by cunning linguist
Sun Aug 14, 2016 3:54 pm
Forum: Completely and Utterly Off-Topic
Topic: Tell Me Your Dreams!
Replies: 1941
Views: 204883

Re: Tell Me Your Dreams!

I have had recurring dreams of Andrew Dice Clay pissing on my face. Like he's giant, and just brutalizes my face with a firehose-sized stream. Is the Diceman trying to tell me something? Does he want to kill me? Do I want to kill him? Do I want to kill myself? Or is he trying to save me from some te...
by cunning linguist
Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:24 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Who, truly, is best girl?
Replies: 122
Views: 25679

Re: Who, truly, is best girl?

Good responses so far, gents. I thought the consensus was that Shinji was Best Girl. Ah yes, Zizek's controversial Boipucci Theory. Glad to see it alive and well. This is the first time I've heard of such an act being performed on that area of the body. Congratulations, your uniqueness and outside-t...
by cunning linguist
Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:16 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Who, truly, is best girl?
Replies: 122
Views: 25679

Who, truly, is best girl?

Alright boys, let's plot a course - intercourse. I have heard differing scholarly opinions on this, and would like to resolve the question once and for all. So who, evageeks, is objectively best girl? Teh Rei, Asuka, Misato, Hikari, Ritsuko, or someone else entirely? Personally, I choose Ritsuko, ca...
by cunning linguist
Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:54 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Do you think Anno did drugs?
Replies: 68
Views: 17293

Re: Do you think Anno did drugs?

i would trip with anno. guy seems like he needs a spirit guide.
by cunning linguist
Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:51 pm
Forum: Rebuild of Evangelion
Topic: Personality wise: Ha!Asuka or Q!Asuka?
Replies: 21
Views: 5575

Re: Personality wise: Ha!Asuka or Q!Asuka?

neither, I like mature women if you catch my drift
by cunning linguist
Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:31 pm
Forum: Related Works & People
Topic: Misconceptions on Anno & fanservice
Replies: 32
Views: 24535

Re: Misconceptions on Anno & fanservice

In regards to fanservice, anno needs to put his money where his mouth is and shake those tailfeathers, start bellydancing or something. then he can produce true erotic art, taken from and legitimized by his own experiences. maybe he could collaborate with ron jeremy and/or hard gay. it would empower...
by cunning linguist
Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:26 pm
Forum: Related Works & People
Topic: Shin Gojira (a.k.a. Godzilla Resurgence)
Replies: 1101
Views: 166394

Re: Shin Gojira (a.k.a. Godzilla Resurgence)

look at those hilarious tiny baby arms, bravo nolan

this looks tight as fuck though, I'm more likely to see this than 4.0 (assuming it gets released before the eventual heat death of the universe)
by cunning linguist
Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:19 pm
Forum: Completely and Utterly Off-Topic
Topic: FML general thread [8]
Replies: 1145
Views: 132567

Re: FML general thread [8]

someone laced my weed and it was uh not pleasant

also my uncle got detained at customs again so there's that
by cunning linguist
Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:04 am
Forum: Completely and Utterly Off-Topic
Topic: Avatar: The Last Airbender (WTF is your avatar/sig from?)
Replies: 1563
Views: 205138

Re: Avatar: The Last Airbender (WTF is your avatar/sig from?)

My hero, the legendary Ron Jeremy, star of such seminal classics as Super Hornio Brothers and Super Hornio Brothers II. Truly an artist.
by cunning linguist
Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:26 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Controversial Anime Opinions
Replies: 1347
Views: 148598

Re: Controversial Anime Opinions

robersora#839354 wrote:I beg to differ. Free! was pandering very much to fujoshi, instead. ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


+1 for craftiness
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:06 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Study Anime at University
Replies: 38
Views: 11651

Re: Study Anime at University

I have a minor in Dakimura Studies.
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:54 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Controversial Anime Opinions
Replies: 1347
Views: 148598

Re: Controversial Anime Opinions

No, that's pretty much par for the course. Me, I'd rather read a good work than watch a bad one, and I'd rather I knew what I was talking about before posting my opinions for all the world to see, but that's just me. Unpopular because it's wrong, at least as far as technique goes (content's another...
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:56 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Controversial Anime Opinions
Replies: 1347
Views: 148598

Re: Controversial Anime Opinions

No, you just haven't read the manga. Would rather watch 12 episodes of garbage than read 400 pages of it, fam. Pretty damning of an anime that you need to read the manga for it to be good. Eh, I think not liking EL is kinda controversial outside of here. People on deviantart (pleb central) for exam...
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:59 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Controversial Anime Opinions
Replies: 1347
Views: 148598

Re: Controversial Anime Opinions

Elfen Lied is pretentious garbage. It uses misery porn to give itself the illusion of depth, when really it has nothing to say other than the basic "humans are bad, guise". The characters are hollow and their only traits are that they're either mistreated or evil. X-men 3 had a better stor...
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 4:15 pm
Forum: Anime and Manga
Topic: Anime Recommendations Thread (READ RULES BEFORE POSTING)
Replies: 533
Views: 290517

Re: Anime Recommendations Thread (READ RULES BEFORE POSTING)

Hold onto your dicks, boys, it's time for... Mad Bull 34 http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/anime/8/67821.jpg Now I hesitate a little to recommend Mad Bull 34, since it's not "good" in the traditional sense of the word, and certainly isn't for everyone. However, it's most certainly entertai...
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:06 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Best Pair: What Eva Characters Do You Ship?
Replies: 1208
Views: 54076

Re: Crack Pairing Appreciation Thread

Speaking as a member in good standing of the Antarctic water fowl community, we see Anno as, and I quote, 'Merely a good friend, and nothing more; the cuddles mean nothing, and you can't use the drunken decisions of one wild party to form a solid relationship.' All I'm saying is, if that egg sprout...
by cunning linguist
Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:39 am
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: If ______ was directing Evangelion
Replies: 58
Views: 10604

Re: If ______ was directing Evangelion

George Lucas -The positron rifle would be a positron walky-talkie. -The angels would be thinly-veiled ethnic stereotypes. The Wayans bros. would play Israfel. -Everything would be very intricate yet fake-looking CGI. The voice actors would say their lines in front of a greenscreen rather than in a s...
by cunning linguist
Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:05 pm
Forum: Evangelion Chit-Chat
Topic: Shinji x Kaworu shipping?
Replies: 52
Views: 8287

Re: Shinji x Kaworu shipping?

The whole losing his head thing makes that unlikely. Asuka isn't really any of these things, and her issues weren't that extreme until Nerv threw her into the meat grinder with absolutely no support to back her up. She certainly has serious problems by the time the show's over, but prior to the des...

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