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UrsusArctos
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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:24 pm

That depends on your POV.

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Postby Kuroshi » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:19 pm

NAveryW wrote:
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Why, hello there, little boy~
Would you like a lollipop?
Open up and say "ahh~"

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Postby BobBQ » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:43 pm

Shinji (O.S.): "Kaworu-kun, what are you doing?"

Kaworu: "Boosting our ratings."

Shinji (O.S.): "How?"

Kaworu: "By showing off my pretty androgyne looks, I hope to draw in a large group of new fans."

Shinji (O.S.): "Oh..."

Smith (O.S.): "WHO LET THE YAOI FANGIRLS OUT!?"

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:01 pm

Re: Bob's: WIN.

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Kaworu: "So, Shinji-kun...Would you like to have a completely Platonic relationship with me wherein we become the best of friends and yet crazed yaoi fans and immature boys end up misinterpreting said relationship for all eternity?"

Shinji (Off-screen): "Would I ever?!" ^_^

Asuka/Shinji fans the world over (Off-screen): "So far The One Pairing to Rule Them All is in the lead!" *wave tiny flags* "Yay."

Shinji (Off-screen): *Turns his head to see them all & sweatdrops* "Jeez! Not that I don't appreciate this, but will somebody close that freaking door already?!"
~Take care of yourself, I need you~

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Postby Agentomega » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:15 pm

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Shinji: "Uh, why are you staring at me like that?" Help me Asuka, help me.

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Postby NAveryW » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:21 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Shinji (Off-screen): "Would I ever?!" ^_^
That's the best thing I've read all day. XD

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Postby slothen » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:55 pm

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YOU GONNA GET RAPED.
God, Apparently you all have been discussing Q since November. Catching up on the discussion is harrowing.

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Postby TriLink » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:01 pm

Simple, yet funny. Bravo Slothen, bravo.
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Postby Kuroshi » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:05 pm

Agentomega wrote:Image

Shinji: "Uh, why are you staring at me like that?" Help me Asuka, help me.

SxA forever!


I lol'd :D

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Postby Kyle » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:29 pm

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Kaworu-"Shinji...do you want to become one with me?"

Shinji-"No."

Kaworu-"Rhetorical question bitch!Now bend over and touch your toe's,im
gonna show you where the wild goose go's!!

Misato(off screen)-Don't fight it Shinji!!!
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Postby chee » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:09 pm

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(Shinji wakes up in hospital after Sachiel fight. He looks up and sees the above.)

Shinji:....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Kaworu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:50 pm

The last one is a definite nightmare :shock:

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Postby Kyle » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:56 pm

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Kaworu-"It's THIS,or the tenticle..."
"It's good to have team mates...it gives them other people to shoot at."-Unknown.

"Who dare's,wins"-SAS motto

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Postby chee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:24 am

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Postby shinesman_cobalt » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:49 am

chee wrote:Image
Try our new Shinji-Vision! See the world though the eyes of Shinji!
Kensuke: Cool! Let me see... AHHH!!!
Shinji: Hey, what is this? *looks* Oh! That gives me a headache!
"What's wrong with running away from reality if it sucks!?"

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Postby Oodle » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:23 am

LOOK HOW LOUD WE CAN YELL?

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Postby Kuroshi » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:24 am

chee wrote:Image


Uber Rei: LOL GIMME YOUR SOUL >9
All: AHHH, VAGINA PALMS, RUN!

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Postby BobBQ » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:35 am

Exhibit 207: Evangelion according to Francis Bacon

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Postby BrikHaus » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:39 am

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity

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Postby chee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:55 am

Alexandro Jorodowsky: ....I like it.

BobBQ wrote:Exhibit 207: Evangelion according to Francis Bacon


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol: :lol:

EDIT: I bet this is what they're reacting to. I know I reacted the same way(Found in the ANF "Go Hikari!" thread.)

http://www.linkclub.or.jp/~genkawo/geroama13.html
No!
http://www.linkclub.or.jp/~genkawo/geroama17.html
NO!

My only consolation lies in the fact that this sit is probably meant as a joke. And it IS kind of funny in a twisted way.[/b]


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