Caption Contest

slothen · Postby **slothen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:54 pm

Snowshadow Falcon wrote:Toji (on floor): ...ferocious...beast...
Mana: So this is the killer rabbit...It even has red demon ears.
Shinji: RUN AWAY!!!

good one.

Hunter21 · Postby **Hunter21** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:53 pm

BobBQ wrote:

Shinji singing:One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Asuka singing

id you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others, (Asuka points at Mana)
Then you're absolutely...right!

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:23 pm

@Hunter21

Now THAT was totally made of WIN!!! :lol:

TheAyanamiOtaku · Postby **TheAyanamiOtaku** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:56 pm

where was that from?

kudos +1 =D very nice anyways ^^

ill see if i can match it..which i probably won't xD

Mana: Whoa.
Asuka: Take a good look at it. It grows too!
Mana: Interesting....so, you did the surgery?
Asuka: Yeah, quite a few years ago. I should've told you earlier!
Mana: Aaah. Well, Shinji and I will be going now-...Shinji?
Shinji, thinking: Oh my god....Asuka IS A WOMAN!! I'm shameless! WHERE IS KAWORU?!?!
Mana: Shinji? Are you alright?
Shinji: Oh its just a AHHH! Minor detail that I am...ah....uhhh....
Mana: Shinji, is your nose bleeding?
Asuka: Oh yes he does that all the time around me...stupid surgery...*squeezes* shoulda told them not to make them so big...
Mana: ...
Shinji: AHHHHH!
Asuka:...there he goes, down to the boy's restroom....hes just like a girl...
Mana: *squints* why is Kaworu following him?
Asuka: Good question. I don't think he knows about his surgery. I mean...
Mana: You mean he..
Asuka: Yup.
Mana: Huh.
Asuka: I think he'll find out in three...two...
Shinji, muffled from the restroom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Asuka, *grins*: one.

chiefen · Postby **chiefen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:04 pm

Hunter21 wrote:
BobBQ wrote:

Shinji singing:One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Asuka singingid you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others, (Asuka points at Mana)
Then you're absolutely...right!

Haha, win!

Eva Yojimbo · Postby **Eva Yojimbo** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:11 pm

Yeah, Hunter wins this round. :)

chiefen · Postby **chiefen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:38 pm

This might not really fit into thread, but since the thread isn't serious:

I laughed!

Postby **Sailor Star Dust** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:45 pm

Smith wrote:

Mana: "I see... So when the Major catches Kaji hitting on Ibuki, she does that?"

Indeed Asuka & Misato-sama can be alike at times, but I don't think it means the former's exactly a younger version of the latter.

@ Hunter21: Hahaha, you and Bob WIN. ^_^

I swear, Eva NEEDS to be made into a musical, especially getting the chance at seeing GENDOU sing! :twisted:

Any damn way:

@ pic: Asuka: Oh~Shin~ji~.......*gritting teeth* Don't MAKE me say "Anta baka"!
Shinji: *sweats* A--Asuka! Um, uh, I, well, you see, I'm really confused and uh... *Can't take it anymore, glomps her* OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME Asuka! YOU'RE TEH HAWTNESS AND I NEED YOU!
Asuka: !! ........ ^__^ *Hugs him back*
Mana: :? Hmm...Maybe I should just hit on that cute Mayumi-san* instead.

*You have no idea how long I've been waiting to make a Mana/Mayumi lesbian reference. :mrgreen: But jeez, she's apparently bipolar (still haven't played 2nd Impression yet) while Mana's just using teh Shinji despite claiming to like him? Though this was in reference to the GoS2 game, "Dating game my ass, Shinji's choice is obvious" indeed.

@ chiefen: What's that from??

Postby **BobBQ** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:17 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Indeed Asuka & Misato-sama can be alike at times, but I don't think it means the former's exactly a younger version of the latter.

The implication was supposed to be that Shinji and Asuka are trying to explain the ins and outs of life at NERV... Maybe I should have written it differently.

We need a new image!

Omegagouki · Postby **Omegagouki** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:34 pm

BobBQ wrote:We need a new image!

I shall oblige, with some ancient-ass cruddy Asuka fanart!

Ugh, I totally butchered Asuka's plugsuit when I made this some years back. But, i do see the image as quite captionable. So, have fun.

TheAyanamiOtaku · Postby **TheAyanamiOtaku** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:41 am

Asuka: WHOA! I actually look WHITE NOW!
Eva02: Honey, don't be racist, its not nice.
Asuka: But Mom! I AM WHITE!
Eva02: Honey its okay to dream, just not with this.
Asuka: Oh my GOD! You NEVER understood me!
Eva02: SHUT UP! JUST COS IM IN A F**KING ROBOT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T WHUP YOUR A*S! *Eva02 runs after Asuka*
Asuka, crying: But I'm white! Wahhh!
Eva02: You speak Japanese! and don't set your pressurize level on your plug suit so high! Nobody but that damn Japanese boy stares at you!
Asuka: AaAaAaAAaaaaAaugh!

meh, im running out of steam, aren't i...tt.tt

EDIT: by the way, did somebody say evangelion musical? found this at the old main webpage of evamonkey (;

i have no idea if the dude in the black is gendo; i dont think gendo ever wore a hat...but im pretty sure the black-haired gal next to him is Misato....i think. Rei is ... god i want to cry. excuse me. *2 hours later* anyways i guess you can caption this up, as well as the previous pic.

BrikHaus · Postby **BrikHaus** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:32 am

That pic is pretty awesome. I really like having a bearded adult male playing Rei.

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:20 am

Asuka: Misato, wahhht dsid y;ou puuuut in a my ssssssaaaaaki? I ffeel lllike I'm flllllooaating!!!! Woohoo! I''mm sssssoo WASTED! YEAH!!!

All together in unison: "Always look on the bright side of life..." (must redo lyrics to make them Eva-themed ^_^

)

Postby **Sailor Star Dust** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:58 pm

@ Asuka pic: "FGHDS, or however you spell that. Screw it, I'll just say "Fhqwhgads" instead. ^_^

"

flatulant · Postby **flatulant** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:27 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:@ Asuka pic: "FGHDS, or however you spell that. Screw it, I'll just say "Fhqwhgads" instead. "

fgsfds

CorporalChaos · Postby **CorporalChaos** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:20 pm

Oh god, how did I get like this?!? I'm not good with computer!

Postby **Sailor Star Dust** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:05 pm

So anybody get the reference I made?

It wasn't just that internet "fgsfds" saying, also something from Homestar Runner. ;)

TheAyanamiOtaku · Postby **TheAyanamiOtaku** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:29 pm

TTTTTTTTROOOOOGGGGGGDOOOOOORRRR!!!! lol that was random xD

alright howabout this one, muahahahaha....

Misato: *draws gun* Shinji! Don't MOVE! There's an ANGEL behind you!
Shinji: No! This is my friendly neighbor Totoro-
Totoroiel: RAHHHHHHH!
Misato: BLAM BLAM...
Shinji: NO! STOP! STOP!
Misato:...BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Shinji: STOPPPPP!
Misato: *click*
Totoroiel: *kaping ping ping ping ping*
Shinji: T.T AHHHH!
Misato: ! A-T Field-o!

BrikHaus · Postby **BrikHaus** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:33 pm

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:

Miyazaki: With an appropriate budget, and the technological advancements of the last ten years, I can finally re-create "Totoro" as it was originally meant to be seen.

Kyle · Postby **Kyle** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:13 pm

This is the world Shinji ALMOST chose during third impact...

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