When did the Caption Contest become the Short Story Contest?

Kaminoyouni wrote:no try reading it again only think like your seeing a trailer for 300

Yes, yes, I know it's a reference to 300. That doesn't make my previous statement any less true. :o

I'm still trying to get my Leonidas in '08 avatar to work in the forums. Yes, indeed.

Meanwhile...

Asuka: I want Shinji's bod.

Shinji: ... Does this count as a wet dream?

@BrikHaus: I dunno, lol. That's why we need a new pic! ;

Sailor Star Dust wrote:@BrikHaus: I dunno, lol. That's why we need a new pic! ;

Well then, here we go. Unless someone manages to post a new one before me.

"Unfortunately for Kensuke, his bragging about the joys of being single would soon result in him needing a new pair of glasses when all the boxes 'accidentally' hit him in the face."

Holy shit, I was thinking of posting that one myself. ^^; (Didn't I post that on THAT BOARD recently??)

btw for those who don't read Moonspeak, the stuff Touji's carrying is labeled "Hikari's" and the stuff Shinji's carrying is labeled "Asuka's".

Touji: *Denting* Damn it *wheeze* Hikari....Can't she at least help out a little?
Kensuke: She's too busy chatting with Asuka. Anyway, I thought you were a Jock?
Shinji: *trips* D'OH!
Hikari & Asuka look back.
Hikari: I'm sorry boys, we'll remember to ask for bags next time! ;
Asuka: *sigh* ...Baka Shinji.

...I was considering making this a lot more naughtier if you will, but thought better against it.


@ Omegagouki: Hehe, nice. ;)

Shinji: Asuka, I understand you not being able to live without Kaji, so I can kind of understand wanting to keep his body in your room with you. But I reeeeeally don't think your idea of "chopping him into several smaller pieces and stuffing them in boxes to make him easier to carry" is working.

Wow, I really need to stop having ideas.

:shock: I dunno weather to laugh or to be repulsed, lol.

In before that's the internets for you?

Kensuke: "This is one of the greatest perks of hooking up with Ayanami, you know... Why carry stuff when she can levitate it across town?"

Kensuke/Rei? :shock: Interesting... (And I thought Kensuke/Asuka was weird.)

Funny caption though.

Sailor Star Dust wrote::shock: I dunno weather to laugh or to be repulsed, lol.

Can't it be both?

Kensuke: "This is one of the greatest perks of being gay and hooking up with Kaworu, you know...Why carry stuff when (s)he can levitate it across town?"

FIXED.


@ Naw-kun: Yes, yes it can be.

NAveryW wrote:

Kaminoyouni wrote:no try reading it again only think like your seeing a trailer for 300

Yes, yes, I know it's a reference to 300. That doesn't make my previous statement any less true. :o

what happens in fanfiction, stays in fanfiction.

BrikHaus wrote:When did the Caption Contest become the Short Story Contest?

i blame Ayanamiotaku

RE: AyanamiOtaku Her(???) Epic Tales have corrupted me, what can I say?

ahh i have a gathering (; it is time to STRIKE!

im just kidding, but i do have another picture for you guys to nibble on!



Hyuga, Aoba, and Ritsuko are at the bridge, talking about tomorrow's activities among other stuff, when Ritsuko notices another envelope from the Marduk Institute with a picture poking out. She picks it up...

Ritsuko: Is that the picture of...
Aoba: Yes, it's just what I feared. This is the Sixth Children!
Ritsuko: Are you serious?
Aoba: Yeah, the Marduk just checked him in, hes coming to Tokyo-3 tomorrow.
Ritsuko: I think I drank too much stale coffee.
Aoba: Yeah, Misato never changes the filters anymore.
Ritsuko: :shock: *runs to restroom*
Aoba: Um....anyways *spins seat around and puts on mp3 player to blast and air guitars* knock knock knockin on heavens door! yeaaow! yeaaow! yeaow yeaow yeahhh! heeeyy!
Hyuga: Hmm...anyways, speaking of Misato *pulls out envelope that says Katsuragi M. Shower Pictures* muahahaha *rips open*
Hyuga: OMG THESE ARE Shinji PICTURES! AHHH!
Kaworu: *sneak* uhh...Hyuga...heh...um..those are...um..*doink*
Hyuga: uhhhhhh... *K-O'd*
Kaworu: Its going to be a faptastic night *takes photos*
Aoba: That long black cloud is comin doawwwn! Feel like im hockin on heaven's doorr yeahh...

lol Knockin On Heaven's Door FOR THE WIN! AND I MEAN ALL THREE VERSIONS!

Bob Dylan
GNR! (teh own, my favorite version)
Avril Lavigne...cos she sounds okay, even though the hard rockers hated her version....can kinda see where shes coming from...dont like the music video...anyways don't wanna get off topic.

Epic Tales is HERE TO STAY!
If you like us JOIN THE FRAY!
If you don't, then STAY OUTTA THE WAY!
Tupac Rest In Peace!

xD roflz omg im rappin! god im goin off topic anyways....caption up the bush-foto
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we're doomed...

I can't see the picture, anyone else have this problem? After reading that, for some reason I feel compelled to see the picture that started it.

TAO gets a FAIL for posting a poorly shopped image of G.W. Bush that nobody hasn't seen before and then writing a shorty that has nothing to do with it.

OMG i cant see the photo....fruck. that was my bad. o well...heres another for the road then.

hope you guys can see this one...next time ill check with the preview button xD



Gendo: I am very disappointed in you, Shinji. Why did you hurt Asuka?
Shinji: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! WE WERE BOTH DRUNK..
Gendo: Drunk?
Shinji: AND SHE KEPT ON BUGGING ME! AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
Gendo: ...
Shinji: Oh crap...

Edit: hmm think this picture is a little too big....hmmm should we have rules on picture size?