It is the 41st Millenium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Terra. He is the Master of mankind and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

Hopefully this thread won't get locked for no reason like the last one

Also this:
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Oh boy you're back...

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:Oh boy you're back...

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:Oh boy you're back...

Dear Christ, he is. *runs to Iowa BB*

This thread is about Warhammer.

Shut the fuck up about me for a minute and talk about it.

MaggotMaster wrote:This thread is about Warhammer.

Shut the fuck up about me for a minute and talk about it.

So I gathered. And how in the hell do you have a picture sig? We dont have them anymore.

Also, Space Marines kick all sorts of ass. Hey, I tried.

quit trolling executor.

Opening post was intriguing. Its amazing what good writing can do.

slothen wrote:quit trolling executor.

Opening post was intriguing. Its amazing what good writing can do.

I did not troll. nor was my conduct in this topic unusuall for my behavior. I mearly asked as to why he has a fucking picture in his sig. I mearly said that Space Marines were cool. If I trolled, then Hal trolled too.

Therefore, you may apologize.

omg, it's Maggotmaster!!! :shock:

Tokpile Quohog wrote:omg, it's Maggotmaster!!! :shock:

MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT WAR AND HAMMERS

Chaos Space Marines own.
Sometimes i use Tau, though.

Bean Bandit wrote:Chaos Space Marines own.
Sometimes i use Tau, though.

Tau are for weeaboos and they suck

Chaos is awesome though do you play under any god or just undivided

UGGGGHHH I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

"For Chaos!" i don't usually play under a god.



...Tau isn't that bad, though. :? Then again i haven't played as them very much...

Ha don't let that title fool you, i play Tau!!!!!

Death to the emperor who sits on his throne devouring the souls of thousands each day. The greater good is all that matters and no one individual is worthy of such praise.

And to the gods of chaos i say: "please don't turn your attention towards the tau empire, i am scared of your pure, chaotic evil."

But in all seriousness 40k is a fantastic game with so much depth and lore. I almost got swept up into, but its a pricey hobby for a young guy like myself, so i had to let it go. All my old friends now play Fantasy Warhammer and they're constantly rambling on about the online game coming out in the future.

I remember a great match against a khorne army...aww man i just obliterated it. He ran 2 tri-las preds, and my railguns shredded those evil creations like they were made out of paper. His troops got stuck outside cover and my pathfinders laid them to waste. I don't beleive he even engaged me in close combat,silly chaos. Another good memory was when my farseer mind-warred a demon prince and he just popped!!!

Those were the good old days.....

Thanatos wrote:Ha don't let that title fool you, i play Tau!!!!!

Death to the emperor who sits on his throne devouring the souls of thousands each day. The greater good is all that matters and no one individual is worthy of such praise.

And to the gods of chaos i say: "please don't turn your attention towards the tau empire, i am scared of your pure, chaotic evil."

But in all seriousness 40k is a fantastic game with so much depth and lore. I almost got swept up into, but its a pricey hobby for a young guy like myself, so i had to let it go. All my old friends now play Fantasy Warhammer and they're constantly rambling on about the online game coming out in the future.

I remember a great match against a khorne army...aww man i just obliterated it. He ran 2 tri-las preds, and my railguns shredded those evil creations like they were made out of paper. His troops got stuck outside cover and my pathfinders laid them to waste. I don't beleive he even engaged me in close combat,silly chaos. Another good memory was when my farseer mind-warred a demon prince and he just popped!!!

Those were the good old days.....

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Wez Orz boyzs got wayz bigerr' weaponz then you, wez pound you hard wherez it hurtz while you buzy where it izn't and whilez you do with fodder thatz greatly overwhelimg you.


ORZ rulez!!!!!

You know, if the Tau suck so badly, Mags, then why are they an emerging power in the 40K verse? It's been stated that Tau use their tech almost as efficiently as the Eldar.

So, exactly how do they suck?

20XD6_Tyrant wrote:You know, if the Tau suck so badly, Mags, then why are they an emerging power in the 40K verse? It's been stated that Tau use their tech almost as efficiently as the Eldar.

So, exactly how do they suck?

Actually the Military technology of the Tau is still below the Imperium's and the area they control in the galaxy is really really small in comparison to the GLORIOUS IMPERIUM OF MAN, they barely have any faster-than-light travel and have nothing that can deal with Titans.

It's clear that the eternal light of the Immortal God Emperor does not shine upon such foul and inhuman Xenos, his shining glory is clearly beyond the grasp of such heretical monsters.

Then again, the Imperium is one of the big dogs of the 40K verse.

I'm not saying that the Tau can beat the Imperium; Indeed, the Imperium has far more manpower and resources; They'd cream the Tau in an all-out war. I'm just saying that the Tau are a credible threat if not dealt with quickly.