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heh. There's a story in this one!
Six Word Stories
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heh. There's a story in this one!
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
- Gob Hobblin
- First Ancestor
- Age: 40
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The futon was now...so...claustrophobic....
The Harpy continued to consume it's fellows.
Shinji's fingers sank in...deeper...dissolving....
Gendo shuffled, avoiding the violet door.
Ritsuko clutched the Bakelite-sealed embryo.
Asuka could not reach the knife.
The Harpy continued to consume it's fellows.
Shinji's fingers sank in...deeper...dissolving....
Gendo shuffled, avoiding the violet door.
Ritsuko clutched the Bakelite-sealed embryo.
Asuka could not reach the knife.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
-Sorrow
Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
-Literary Eagle
We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
-Leslie Knope
Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?
-Sorrow
Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
-Literary Eagle
We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
-Leslie Knope
Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?
- StarShaper7
- Arael
- Posts: 860
- Joined: Mar 28, 2014
- Nuclear Lunchbox
- Agent Ahegao
- Age: 26
- Posts: 10623
- Joined: Dec 13, 2012
- Location: Nippon
- Gender: Male
The Wall of Jericho killed Asuka.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Kaji faced death with a smile.
Why won't you look at me?
I will see you again, Yui.
Ritsuko's dilemma: Gendo or the cat.
A kiss of lies and silence.
Rei does not bleed, Asuka does.
Rei does not dream, Asuka does.
Rei does not fear, Asuka does.
Why won't you look at me?
I will see you again, Yui.
Ritsuko's dilemma: Gendo or the cat.
A kiss of lies and silence.
Rei does not bleed, Asuka does.
Rei does not dream, Asuka does.
Rei does not fear, Asuka does.
I could hide familiar in my pain
serve my sorrows in vain
or I could step right outside
and show you that I'm alive
I'll leave you behind...
serve my sorrows in vain
or I could step right outside
and show you that I'm alive
I'll leave you behind...
Sorry for double posting, I don't know what happened, it was the same post twice, I could not delete it, only edit it.
Last edited by Coldwire on Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:42 am, edited 2 times in total.
I could hide familiar in my pain
serve my sorrows in vain
or I could step right outside
and show you that I'm alive
I'll leave you behind...
serve my sorrows in vain
or I could step right outside
and show you that I'm alive
I'll leave you behind...
- StarShaper7
- Arael
- Posts: 860
- Joined: Mar 28, 2014
- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
- Age: 38
- Posts: 23063
- Joined: Aug 13, 2006
- Location: 私の中いる自分の心
- Gender: Female
Sure, why not? 3.0 style! 6 for 6:
Misato lowered the detonator. She wouldn't.
Blood red waves. Supermoon? Post Impact.
The boy couldn't trust. Internalized betrayal.
Mari's knowing smirks. Sometimes cold eyes.
Ayanami. Tentative. Real name? Real purpose?
PenPen wandered, alone. Was everyone dead?
Misato lowered the detonator. She wouldn't.
Blood red waves. Supermoon? Post Impact.
The boy couldn't trust. Internalized betrayal.
Mari's knowing smirks. Sometimes cold eyes.
Ayanami. Tentative. Real name? Real purpose?
PenPen wandered, alone. Was everyone dead?
~Take care of yourself, I need you~
- Nuclear Lunchbox
- Agent Ahegao
- Age: 26
- Posts: 10623
- Joined: Dec 13, 2012
- Location: Nippon
- Gender: Male
Penguins piloting Evangelions finished Third Impact.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
- Gob Hobblin
- First Ancestor
- Age: 40
- Posts: 4233
- Joined: Jan 12, 2013
- Location: Behind the Door of Kukundu
- Gender: Male
- Contact:
The Reid: Reidemption starring Ayanami Rei
You win everything. EVERYTHING.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
-Sorrow
Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
-Literary Eagle
We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
-Leslie Knope
Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?
-Sorrow
Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
-Literary Eagle
We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
-Leslie Knope
Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?
- Squigsquasher
- Banned
- Age: 27
- Posts: 3671
- Joined: Feb 09, 2013
- Location: The bonus 10th level of hell
- Gender: Male
Rei grows celery and commits obscenities.
"It's not what it looks like!"
Even Shinji cannot fap to this.
Asuka buys a bulldozer. Hilarity ensues.
In Tokyo-3 there is only war.
Shinji hungers for delicious German flesh.
Shinji tries pegging. He enjoys it.
Asuka contracts Boneitis. Rei is pleased.
It's Gendo! *Theme Song* Oh, baby.
"It's not what it looks like!"
Even Shinji cannot fap to this.
Asuka buys a bulldozer. Hilarity ensues.
In Tokyo-3 there is only war.
Shinji hungers for delicious German flesh.
Shinji tries pegging. He enjoys it.
Asuka contracts Boneitis. Rei is pleased.
It's Gendo! *Theme Song* Oh, baby.
Here lies Squigsquasher.
2013-2017.
2013-2017.
All of Asuka's socks are missing.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
- Nuclear Lunchbox
- Agent Ahegao
- Age: 26
- Posts: 10623
- Joined: Dec 13, 2012
- Location: Nippon
- Gender: Male
Game over. Chuckman wins this thread, folks.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
- StarShaper7
- Arael
- Posts: 860
- Joined: Mar 28, 2014
At first glance I thought the word 'socks' was something very different.
Heart-Shaped Conjoined Absolute Terror Fields.
Kaworu came too close for comfort.
My God, it's full of Reis!
Misato flaunted her sexy feline costume.
Reisuka: the best of both worlds.
Without a pilot, Eva is useless.
Without my Eva, I am useless.
- ChangCY5555
- Embryo
- Age: 29
- Posts: 8
- Joined: Nov 15, 2014
- Location: California, United States
- Gender: Male
- Contact:
Attempt(s)
I swear, it's totally innocent cohabitation.
Yes, I'm aware he's a minor.
I know, I'd go to prison.
Jeez, would you lower your voice?
People have no sense of humor.
Yes, I'm aware he's a minor.
I know, I'd go to prison.
Jeez, would you lower your voice?
People have no sense of humor.
"DUDE YOU EVER SEE THAT EVANJEL-GELION FLICKS WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE TURN INTO ORANGE JUICE" - Vangelus ([url]http://www.youtube.com/Vange1us[/url])
- IronEvangelion
- Bridge Bunny
- Age: 36
- Posts: 1569
- Joined: Oct 14, 2014
- Location: [Data Expunged]
- SawItAtAge10
- Gaghiel
- Age: 34
- Posts: 373
- Joined: Feb 20, 2013
- Location: Sea of LCL
- Gender: Male
Re: Six Word Stories
Shinji masturbates beside Asuka. Everyone dies.
Shinji locked door, cameras still saw.
Shinji got in the robot, lost mind.
Shinji is a wuss, annihilates humanity.
Shinji is pathetic, kills the Angels.
Mari chewed bubblegum and kicked ass.
Shinji locked door, cameras still saw.
Shinji got in the robot, lost mind.
Shinji is a wuss, annihilates humanity.
Shinji is pathetic, kills the Angels.
Mari chewed bubblegum and kicked ass.
FROM EVANGELION:
"Acts of Man are greater than acts of God!"
"I'm saying that I love you."
NOT FROM EVANGELION:
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
"Acts of Man are greater than acts of God!"
"I'm saying that I love you."
NOT FROM EVANGELION:
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
Re: Six Word Stories
A timeless story.
Amarantos - an NGE AU, beginning with Asuka, Shinji, and a garden. Take a look. Couldn't hurt.
"Anything can be Evangelion related if you have the will to twist it." -Joseki.
"Anything can be Evangelion related if you have the will to twist it." -Joseki.
- SawItAtAge10
- Gaghiel
- Age: 34
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- Joined: Feb 20, 2013
- Location: Sea of LCL
- Gender: Male
Re: Six Word Stories
It occurs to me it's not just a story, but also a complete synopsis lmao
FROM EVANGELION:
"Acts of Man are greater than acts of God!"
"I'm saying that I love you."
NOT FROM EVANGELION:
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
"Acts of Man are greater than acts of God!"
"I'm saying that I love you."
NOT FROM EVANGELION:
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
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