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Postby Tokpile Quohog » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 pm

Opteron-O3 wrote:No... I said, why is Kaworu eating the bird and then look at my avvy.

hahaha! And isn't the picture borderline pron? :evil:
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Postby Executor » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:35 pm

Tokpile Quohog wrote:
Opteron-O3 wrote:No... I said, why is Kaworu eating the bird and then look at my avvy.

hahaha! And isn't the picture borderline pron? :evil:

Yes. Yes, it is. I want to know just who the fuck drew that picture.

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:10 am

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Kawaru: well thanks again Rei. I hope you don't mind my dead bird fetish.
Rei:...
Kawaru: And I like to walk around naked.
Rei: How long has it been since you've drugged me with the stuff inside the sake?
Kawaru: *gets up, stands in front of Rei*
Rei:...Are you trying to impress me?
Kawaru: No, I'm trying to remember where I put my watch.
Rei: Isn't it over there *points*
Kawaru: Uhh..nope, that's my wristband...you noe, the ones that say LIVEstrong? yeah...it's just black. It's a new one, you see. It's not even on the market.
Rei:...It's pink.
Kawaru: Ahh, than that must be Shinji-kun's. Anyways *walks over* the LIVEstrong band says its been a day and 3 hours.
Rei: ... You made yourself, me and Shinji miss a sync test.
Kawaru: Really now? Well I'm sure we could try another sync test...with me.
Rei: *walks over to kawaru until they're eyeball to eyeball*
Kawaru: Whoa now, you tryin to impress me?
Rei: *Rei IMFAMOUS BICHSLAP!*
Kawaru: pain! shinjiiiiiiii *runs next door*
Shinji: whaa-AHHHH!!!! *muffled* geh offha me! i can't breathe! And where are my glasses? Just what the hell did we do?! (must not run away must not run away must not run awa...)
Kawaru: You can't run away, you don't have any clothes on, silly!
Shinji: Oh right. *realizes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAA!
Rei: (thinking) These fools are about to get theyselves fcuked up again. Im about to bust outta this place, foo) Shinji, your glasses are here. I'm leaving.
Kawaru and Shinji: See ya!
Rei: Dam foo's. Ya'll bout to get each otha pregnant, motherf**ckers. *door closes*
Shinji:....was that Rei?
Kawaru: Nahh that was Mistah F.A.B.. He lives next door. Sometimes he comes and visits us.
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit

MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!

Rei, outside: dam foo's. *pulls out pink fluffy coat with a pink top hat, an expensive watch, and diamond cane from the bushes and walks down the street*
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby slothen » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:07 am

lets stick with captions instead of epic tales.
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Postby DatDude » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:57 am

Rei " So you gonna finish that? "
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:00 am

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:Image
Kaworu: Check out my Ozzy Osbourne impression
Rei: .....
Kaworu: SHAAAAROOON!
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Postby Omegagouki » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:15 am

Kaworu: It's a good bird, but it could use some mayo.

Rei: ...Oh for fuck's sake, can't this damned mayo thing just die already?!

(Yes, I'm sorry, I had to. :lol: Edit: made it better, maybe. Rei's expression makes it work.)
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Postby Executor » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:42 am

slothen wrote:lets stick with captions instead of epic tales.

Epic tales are good, but not when you pair it with this goddamn picture.

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Postby Opteron-O3 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:33 am

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:Image

Kawaru: well thanks again Rei. I hope you don't mind my dead bird fetish.
Rei:...
Kawaru: And I like to walk around naked.
Rei: How long has it been since you've drugged me with the stuff inside the sake?
Kawaru: *gets up, stands in front of Rei*
Rei:...Are you trying to impress me?
Kawaru: No, I'm trying to remember where I put my watch.
Rei: Isn't it over there *points*
Kawaru: Uhh..nope, that's my wristband...you noe, the ones that say LIVEstrong? yeah...it's just black. It's a new one, you see. It's not even on the market.
Rei:...It's pink.
Kawaru: Ahh, than that must be Shinji-kun's. Anyways *walks over* the LIVEstrong band says its been a day and 3 hours.
Rei: ... You made yourself, me and Shinji miss a sync test.
Kawaru: Really now? Well I'm sure we could try another sync test...with me.
Rei: *walks over to kawaru until they're eyeball to eyeball*
Kawaru: Whoa now, you tryin to impress me?
Rei: *Rei IMFAMOUS BICHSLAP!*
Kawaru: pain! shinjiiiiiiii *runs next door*
Shinji: whaa-AHHHH!!!! *muffled* geh offha me! i can't breathe! And where are my glasses? Just what the hell did we do?! (must not run away must not run away must not run awa...)
Kawaru: You can't run away, you don't have any clothes on, silly!
Shinji: Oh right. *realizes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAA!
Rei: (thinking) These fools are about to get theyselves fcuked up again. Im about to bust outta this place, foo) Shinji, your glasses are here. I'm leaving.
Kawaru and Shinji: See ya!
Rei: Dam foo's. Ya'll bout to get each otha pregnant, motherf**ckers. *door closes*
Shinji:....was that Rei?
Kawaru: Nahh that was Mistah F.A.B.. He lives next door. Sometimes he comes and visits us.
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit

MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!

Rei, outside: dam foo's. *pulls out pink fluffy coat with a pink top hat, an expensive watch, and diamond cane from the bushes and walks down the street*


Thought that was pretty good!

That last Rei scene reminds me of something... :roll: Rei PIMP!
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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:42 am

I think Jimbo wins this round. God I loled.
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Postby Opteron-O3 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:48 am

I just saw that :lol: very nice
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:20 am

Don't know if this has been posted so apologies if it has:

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Postby TriLink » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:29 am

Touji: Oh my God!
Shinji: What is it Touji?
Touji: You see that! We're in a Caption Thread...on an Otaku's Website!
Shinji: Sweet Jesus!
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Postby Bean Bandit » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Toji wants you to join the army....Shinji and Kensuke support him 100%.
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Postby slothen » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:17 pm

Touji: TITS OR STFU!
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:32 pm

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Touji: Why's the Fifth wearing "fuck-me boots" like in that Bird-eating pic?!
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Shinji: Now's a GREAT time for me to run away! *procceds to run away*
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:49 pm

Touji: AAAAAAH! A throng of Eva Geeks!
Shinji: What's wrong with those people?
Kensuke: They're dorkier than I am.
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I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James

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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:51 pm

Touji: Oh god, here come the fangirls! And this tracksuit was brand-new, too.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:42 pm

@ Naked pics: Nudity itself is NOT porn; porn is when the deciption of nudity is CLEARLY sexual. /Pet-peeve

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Postby Executor » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:50 pm

Why do I have to wear this fucking jumpsuit? Holy christ, this is almost as bad as TNG season 1.


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