Opteron-O3 wrote:No... I said, why is Kaworu eating the bird and then look at my avvy.
hahaha! And isn't the picture borderline pron? :evil:
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Kawaru: well thanks again Rei. I hope you don't mind my dead bird fetish.
Rei:...
Kawaru: And I like to walk around naked.
Rei: How long has it been since you've drugged me with the stuff inside the sake?
Kawaru: *gets up, stands in front of Rei*
Rei:...Are you trying to impress me?
Kawaru: No, I'm trying to remember where I put my watch.
Rei: Isn't it over there *points*
Kawaru: Uhh..nope, that's my wristband...you noe, the ones that say LIVEstrong? yeah...it's just black. It's a new one, you see. It's not even on the market.
Rei:...It's pink.
Kawaru: Ahh, than that must be Shinji-kun's. Anyways *walks over* the LIVEstrong band says its been a day and 3 hours.
Rei: ... You made yourself, me and Shinji miss a sync test.
Kawaru: Really now? Well I'm sure we could try another sync test...with me.
Rei: *walks over to kawaru until they're eyeball to eyeball*
Kawaru: Whoa now, you tryin to impress me?
Rei: *Rei IMFAMOUS BICHSLAP!*
Kawaru: pain! shinjiiiiiiii *runs next door*
Shinji: whaa-AHHHH!!!! *muffled* geh offha me! i can't breathe! And where are my glasses? Just what the hell did we do?! (must not run away must not run away must not run awa...)
Kawaru: You can't run away, you don't have any clothes on, silly!
Shinji: Oh right. *realizes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAA!
Rei: (thinking) These fools are about to get theyselves fcuked up again. Im about to bust outta this place, foo) Shinji, your glasses are here. I'm leaving.
Kawaru and Shinji: See ya!
Rei: Dam foo's. Ya'll bout to get each otha pregnant, motherf**ckers. *door closes*
Shinji:....was that Rei?
Kawaru: Nahh that was Mistah F.A.B.. He lives next door. Sometimes he comes and visits us.
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit
MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Rei, outside: dam foo's. *pulls out pink fluffy coat with a pink top hat, an expensive watch, and diamond cane from the bushes and walks down the street*
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lets stick with captions instead of epic tales.
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Kaworu: Check out my Ozzy Osbourne impressionTheAyanamiOtaku wrote:
Rei: .....
Kaworu: SHAAAAROOON!
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Kaworu: It's a good bird, but it could use some mayo.
Rei: ...Oh for fuck's sake, can't this damned mayo thing just die already?!
(Yes, I'm sorry, I had to.
Edit: made it better, maybe. Rei's expression makes it work.)
Rei: ...Oh for fuck's sake, can't this damned mayo thing just die already?!
(Yes, I'm sorry, I had to.
Edit: made it better, maybe. Rei's expression makes it work.)PSN/Steam: Zentillion | Tum8lr
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TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:
Kawaru: well thanks again Rei. I hope you don't mind my dead bird fetish.
Rei:...
Kawaru: And I like to walk around naked.
Rei: How long has it been since you've drugged me with the stuff inside the sake?
Kawaru: *gets up, stands in front of Rei*
Rei:...Are you trying to impress me?
Kawaru: No, I'm trying to remember where I put my watch.
Rei: Isn't it over there *points*
Kawaru: Uhh..nope, that's my wristband...you noe, the ones that say LIVEstrong? yeah...it's just black. It's a new one, you see. It's not even on the market.
Rei:...It's pink.
Kawaru: Ahh, than that must be Shinji-kun's. Anyways *walks over* the LIVEstrong band says its been a day and 3 hours.
Rei: ... You made yourself, me and Shinji miss a sync test.
Kawaru: Really now? Well I'm sure we could try another sync test...with me.
Rei: *walks over to kawaru until they're eyeball to eyeball*
Kawaru: Whoa now, you tryin to impress me?
Rei: *Rei IMFAMOUS BICHSLAP!*
Kawaru: pain! shinjiiiiiiii *runs next door*
Shinji: whaa-AHHHH!!!! *muffled* geh offha me! i can't breathe! And where are my glasses? Just what the hell did we do?! (must not run away must not run away must not run awa...)
Kawaru: You can't run away, you don't have any clothes on, silly!
Shinji: Oh right. *realizes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAA!
Rei: (thinking) These fools are about to get theyselves fcuked up again. Im about to bust outta this place, foo) Shinji, your glasses are here. I'm leaving.
Kawaru and Shinji: See ya!
Rei: Dam foo's. Ya'll bout to get each otha pregnant, motherf**ckers. *door closes*
Shinji:....was that Rei?
Kawaru: Nahh that was Mistah F.A.B.. He lives next door. Sometimes he comes and visits us.
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit
MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Rei, outside: dam foo's. *pulls out pink fluffy coat with a pink top hat, an expensive watch, and diamond cane from the bushes and walks down the street*
Thought that was pretty good!
That last Rei scene reminds me of something... :roll: Rei PIMP!
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I think Jimbo wins this round. God I loled.
He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."
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very nice"The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth"
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Don't know if this has been posted so apologies if it has:
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We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
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We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
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We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
^ Writing as Jonathan Henderson ^
We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
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