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Postby Kyle » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:54 pm

Who makes you laugh?Im not talking schoolgirl giggle laugh,im talking
shooting soda from you nose while crapping yourself laugh.
Here's my top five,1 being my fav and 5 being lowest.

1-George carlin
2-Katt williams
3-Louis C.K.
4-Ron white
5-Lewis black

I just have a hard time laughing to chris rock,I don't know why.
And im so burned out on dave chappel...
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Postby CorporalChaos » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:57 pm

Brian Regan (which I've actually had a shooting soda through the nose, crapping myself laugh from) and Ron White. I don't really watch or listen to comedy a lot though.
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Postby Executor » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:57 pm

George Carlin, Carlos Mencia(Yeah, I know I'm lame.), Louis C.K., as well, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy's earlier stuff.

I'll compile a bigger list later on.

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Postby The Eva Monkey » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:10 pm

George Carlin, George Carlin.... did I mention George Carlin?

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Postby Tokpile Quohog » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:14 pm

Jackie Chan.
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Postby CyborgZeta » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:27 pm

George Carlin.

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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:38 am

This is an easy one.

Myself! :)
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Postby TriLink » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:47 pm

Stephen counts as a comedian, right?

Executor wrote: Carlos Mencia(Yeah, I know I'm lame.)

I'm not going to judge you based on what comedians YOU like, but how can you stand that guy? All he does is yell a lot of racist shit. And not the funny kind like Dave Chappel, the boring, poorly thought out Carlos Menica kind. And then he tries to pass it off as "OMG! Look at Carlos, he's soooo edgy!". Paah-Lease. :roll:
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Postby Executor » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:11 pm

TriLink12 wrote:I'm not going to judge you based on what comedians YOU like, but how can you stand that guy? All he does is yell a lot of racist shit. And not the funny kind like Dave Chappel, the boring, poorly thought out Carlos Menica kind. And then he tries to pass it off as "OMG! Look at Carlos, he's soooo edgy!". Paah-Lease. :roll:


Wow, you Really hate Carlos Mencia, huh? Granted, he's really not all that funny these days, but his earlier stuff cracked me up. Granted, I like Dave Chapple, too, and I should of put him on my list. Now, here's something I find odd: Why is it when every other ethnicity other than white people get to act like rasist pricks? Hence why I intensly dislike Gangstas, but thats a discussion for another time.
ETA: And lastly, why even be rasist at all?
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Postby DatDude » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:12 pm

Ron " tatter salid " White
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Postby TriLink » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:15 pm

Executor wrote:And lastly, why even be rasist at all?

Because Racism in the hands of the right person can be funny. Mencia isn't that person.

Wow, you Really hate Carlos Mencia, huh?

You have no idea...
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:18 pm

DatDude wrote:Ron " tatter salid " White
Yes.

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Postby Executor » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:29 pm

TriLink12 wrote:
Wow, you Really hate Carlos Mencia, huh?

You have no idea...

Do tell why. Please.

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Postby DatDude » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:43 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Mencia#Accusations_of_plagiarism

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Postby Executor » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:47 pm

Er... DatDude, that happens all the time in comedy. It's really a rather incestous industry. And Joe Rogan is a pissed-off, bitter guy because he ran the Man Show into the ground. (I'm really trying NOT to defend Mencia much, so apologies if it sounds like I gush all over trying to defend. I'm not.)
ETA: Oh, shit, he ripped off George Lopez?

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Postby Bean Bandit » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:56 pm

Lewis Black, George Carlin, and a bunch of miscellaneous guys you see on Comedy Central Standup every now and then.
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Postby TriLink » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:33 pm

I'll admit that Mencia does have the ocassional funny skit, but it's always the same damn joke with him. The dude dosen't have a creative bone in his body. Every 5 seconds it's "Beaner" this or "Retarded" that, and " Black people steal stuff!". How original. Then he rants for the next 10 minutes about how shocking he is and how he dosen't care what people say about him. What's shocking to me is that people actually watch his garbage.

And if I hear "De-De-De!" one more time I'm gonna off myself.
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Postby Hexon.Arq » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:00 pm

George Carlin is a genius. I submit to his genius. But strangely, I've never really found him that funny.

A bunch of people whose names I can never remember. I'd know them if I saw their faces.

TriLink12 wrote:I'll admit that Mencia does have the ocassional funny skit, but it's always the same damn joke with him. The dude dosen't have a creative bone in his body. Every 5 seconds it's "Beaner" this or "Retarded" that, and " Black people steal stuff!". How original. Then he rants for the next 10 minutes about how shocking he is and how he dosen't care what people say about him. What's shocking to me is that people actually watch his garbage.

And if I hear "De-De-De!" one more time I'm gonna off myself.

Before he got his own spectacularly moronic television show, his stand-up was pretty funny. I do remember laughing hysterically during one set on Comedy Central. Unfortunately, I think your point is valid in that I do believe that was his only set.

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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:01 pm

Holy crap, Mencia was in "In Living Color"?
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Postby BobBQ » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:29 pm

John Cleese, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, the late Graham Chapman and a few of their friends and collaborators.

All else is second rate.


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