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Postby Executor » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:30 pm

I'll fire off first:


Manos: The Hands of Fate: Dear god, this movie is bad. Incompetance in every direction. Fuck, I'm still trying to get over this..

Armaggedon: I covered very well in the Die Hard 4 thread why I hate Armaggedon, and Micheal Bay movies in generall, but I'll cover the bases again: The oil rig scene is cringe-inducing, all around, Aerosmith IS shit, plain and simple. The current survivours of this movie hide in fear of a sequal. Armaggedon is deserving of every bad word it ever got, and then some.

Star Trek: Insurrection: I'm a fucking Trekkie, and I hate this movie. It show blatant rascism, and the whole morality of the entire movie is dodgy, to say the least. Why can't we save billions in favour of these white-supremasist assholes? The only saving graces of this movie is Patrick Stuart's acting, and the general beauty shots of the Enterprise-E. Insurrection inspired a hatred so firce of B&B's inspid shit, not even the cringe-inducing Nemesis can match, although Nemesis has a stupider plot.

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Postby Opteron-O3 » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:35 pm

I don't think there has ever been a movie I can't stand.
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Postby Defectron » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:50 pm

1. The Nadia movie: it just drags the name of the Nadia tv series which was really good through the mud which is why the only anime I hate more then it is Hamtaro.

2. Batman & Robin: Don't know what the hell shoemacher was smoking when he made this.

3. Hiruko The Goblin: I rented this movie because the prevue looked interesting (peoples heads turned into demons and went ona rampage) but it was pretty bad. The characters were all irritating and the demon head effects were extremely dodgy.

4. The pokemon movies: I've seen a couple of these on cartoon network and their all pretty irritating. The only tolerable one was that first one with mewtwo, but that was pretty bad too especially the part with the pikachus slapping each other, why do they keep making pokemon movies?

5. Any of the "Scary Movies": these are so incredibly dumb and unfunny, the fact that their popular enough to keep spawning sequals makes me worry.
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Postby DatDude » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:52 pm

Starwars episode three

I am supposed to fear darthvader. Now he is an emo teenager in need to a good asskicking.
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Postby Tokpile Quohog » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:10 pm

Saw II was really stupid. Rocky V was terrible. Never enjoyed the Batman movies except the new one. And yes, Scary movies suck, I only watched it because they were showing it tv and that's what my friends wanted to watch. I also hate Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Postby Executor » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:39 pm

DatDude wrote:Starwars episode three

I am supposed to fear darthvader. Now he is an emo teenager in need to a good asskicking.

He was SO much worse in AoTC than he was in ROtS. Honestly, I still love Vader as a character. Except when people make Hello Kitty-fied version of the suit of awesome. Thats when I bust out the shotgun. (Benelli M3 or SPAS-12)

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Postby Sachi » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:17 am

Daredevil- Sucked ass, quite possibly the worst of the new Marvel movies ever!

Star Wars Episode II- George Lucas shouldve stopped at Return of the Jedi

Shrek the Third- dont ask why i went and saw it, but i regret going

and im too lazy to think of any more

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Postby Executor » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:25 am

Sachiel_13 wrote:Daredevil- Sucked ass, quite possibly the worst of the new Marvel movies ever!


Agreed.

Star Wars Episode II- George Lucas shouldve stopped at Return of the Jedi


I'll say screw you in this instance.

Shrek the Third- dont ask why i went and saw it, but i regret going


Have not seen it yet.

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Postby TriLink » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:46 am

Sachiel_13 wrote:Shrek the Third- dont ask why i went and saw it, but i regret going

I saw it the other day, and was dissapointed as well. It reaked of one of those movies that was made just to milk a franchise for all the money it's worth. It had it's funny moments, don't get me wrong (I LOVE Puss N Boots), but it suffered from a severe case of sequel-itis.

Defectron wrote:Batman & Robin: Don't know what the hell shoemacher was smoking when he made this.

B-B-But...It's got Arnold in it! AND HE FREEZES STUFF!

Opteron-03 wrote:I don't think there has ever been a movie I can't stand.

I'm not sure I believe this. Never? Ever?
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Postby Jay911 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:42 am

I tried to watch a movie once called "Ablaze".

Being a firefighter, I tend to check out these movies that are supposed to focus on my profession, and I know enough to suspend disbelief and admit that a movie isn't going to show my job the way it's truly done, kind of like how ER doesn't represent a true hospital's emergency department, and so on.

But Ablaze was unequivocally a piece of trash. Nothing was believable and a lot of it was insulting, not just because of my profession, but to humanity as a whole.

Then there's also "10.5" ... the made for TV movie that was on 3 years ago about a quake destroying the southeastern coast. Besides the fact that the scale that measures earthquakes can't go above 10 without breaking the laws of physics, again, there was just too much to be disbelieved to let one enjoy this flick.
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Postby Kaysow » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:31 am

Executor wrote:Manos: The Hands of Fate


Did you know about half the staff committed suicide after the premiere out of shame? It goes without saying that anything ripped apart by MST3K isn't all great.

Death Race 2000 is a favorite of mine. As is Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Advent Children is pretty terrible too.
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:01 am

I hated Silent Hill just for royally fucking up what COULD'VE been a great film if they stuck to the game. Guess it's hard to condense that much brilliance into a 2 hour films, but damn, it's like they didn't even try. I would've loved to see someone like David Lynch work on that film...
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Postby the_seventh_child » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:17 am

Daredevil is sure on the top of my screwed-up list, followed by Saw III, and i don't know why they give so much credit to "Closer". Because the main cast is consisted of Portman, Roberts, Owen and Law? Or because the main theme is "Blower's Daughter"? Too bad, one of the worst movies i've ever seen!
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Postby Kaysow » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:13 am

Oooh, I hear good things about that movie. A Damien Rice endorsement helps too.
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Postby Kaminoyouni » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:32 am

i loathe "The Wizard of Oz". i absolutely cannot and will not ever like that film.



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Postby Opteron-O3 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:55 am

TriLink12 wrote:
Opteron-03 wrote:I don't think there has ever been a movie I can't stand.

I'm not sure I believe this. Never? Ever?


Well, I'll have to think about it if you really want to know.
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Postby Executor » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:18 pm

Kaysow wrote:
Executor wrote:Manos: The Hands of Fate


Did you know about half the staff committed suicide after the premiere out of shame? It goes without saying that anything ripped apart by MST3K isn't all great.


So I gathred. God, that movie is pure shit, through and through.

Death Race 2000 is a favorite of mine. As is Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Advent Children is pretty terrible too.

Never saw Death Race 2000.

As a fan of the game, I fucking hated RE:Apolcalypse. Plus you got to see Milla Jovovich's prune-sized tits, oh and Sienna Gilory is rather good-looking. Only saving graces of that entire movie.

Advent Children I've ranted about. You know your movie is going to be skechy when you wank them so hard the creator's cock falls off.

@TriLink: That movie is fucking awful. True Lies is a so much better Arnold Movie. Oh, and Batman Begins is a vastly superior movie to ALL of the older ones, although I liked the Burton movies when I was younger.

@Seventh Child: Daredevil was fucking awful, but it had the benifit of being kinda funny. In a really sad, perverse way.

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Postby AuthenticM » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:56 pm

Freddy Got Fingered is the absolute crappiest movie ever.
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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:00 pm

Hmm...Scary Movies are pretty terrible. They're all I can think up right now. The Wayans Brothers should be murdered in a horrible fashion, they're so unfunny it hurts.
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Postby Executor » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:02 pm

AuthenticM wrote:Freddy Got Fingered is the absolute crappiest movie ever.

That sound's like a bad porno

@Trigger: The Scary Movies are pretty bad. White Chicks, I'll admiot, I laughed my ass off at several points in that movie.


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