Miller: "This is what I've been trying to tell you about, Boss. He does this whenever you're gone for longer than expected. He's got over a half gallon of whiskey in him right now."
Miller: "Boss, this kind of behavior is unacceptable for a Diamond Dogs officer. We need to punish him, preferrably something harsh. I like harsh."
Ocelot: "Who wants to pet this kitteeeeh!?"
Venom: "Quiet, what's your opinion?"
Venom: "Great idea, I knew I could count on you." *Walks toward Ocelot's puddle.*
Miller: "Wha- Quiet outranks me now!?"
Venom: *Begins playing in the puddle like Ocelot* "Yeah, snap a salute when she walks past you."
*Quiet and DD also get in the puddle, followed by about 15 Diamond Dogs soldiers*
Miller: "Really, so it's just me, huh!?"
Skullface: *Parachutes onto the platform* "Big Boss, I've come to settle this once and for-" *Notices everyone playing in the rain, and begins stripping down to a pair of swim trunks* "Such a lust for raindrops... WOOOOOOOOOOO!" *Dives in*