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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:19 pm

When the heck did Chewy die?

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Postby Chuckman » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:24 pm

He was squished by a moon.

I don't read sophomoric star wars novels but I know that because it's hilarious.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:26 pm

Though that's about what you would expect...it took a moon to kill him.
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Postby Rosenakahara » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:31 pm

Well that just proves how much of a badass chewy is, how many people can say it took a FUCKING MOON to finally kill them?
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Postby Chuckman » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:34 pm

He did as he lived: Punching celestial bodies in the face.
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Postby Alaska Slim » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:39 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:He was squished by a moon.

I don't read sophomoric star wars novels

Hey now, you can be a clown, or you can have standards, you can't be both. :tongue:
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Postby Chuckman » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:49 pm

Sophomoric is often a pejorative but I did not intend it so. If the book packagers behind Star Wars novels offered me a contract, I'd take it.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:52 pm

Oh, God, who wouldn't!?

(drools)
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Postby Chuckman » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:59 pm

They'd fire me in fifteen minutes.
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Postby Alaska Slim » Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:42 pm

^ Because you'd want to put an "updated" picture of bikini-clad Carrie Fisher on the cover. Because, screw your fantasies man-children.
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Postby Bagheera » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:54 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:Oh, God, who wouldn't!?


Me. Though I'd reconsider if I could pick my era; if I could get away from Yoda and write my own setting I'd probably do it.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:13 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:They'd fire me in fifteen minutes.

They just wouldn't be able to handle the Chuckman.

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Postby chaosakita » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:51 am

Random question: What do you think would happen if Luke took up Darth Vader's offer to rule the galaxy?
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Postby Chuckman » Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:09 pm

I don't think they could actually take the Emperor. Most likely he'd foresee Vader's plans and take Luke as an apprentice after destroying him.

I guess they did take the emperor but Vader kinda snuck up on him. I mean if they just flat out attacked him.
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Postby Ray » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:24 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

Star Wars Anime Confirmed (But Not Really)

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Postby Tankred » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:29 pm

View Original PostRay wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

Star Wars Anime Confirmed (But Not Really)


This was made a by a british tripfag who frequents /m/, was a work in progress which he showed us on there, and then some dickbag leaked the unfinished production ages ago though, which caused a splurge of autism from 13 year olds throwing in their own music, a shame really, ruined the surprise.

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Postby Ray » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:44 pm

i bring it up because the original creator made a poster for it on his deviantart page. Which should totally be a DD I'll have you know!


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I'll upload it to pinterest and have a proper image up soon

EDIT: Its up proper now.
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Postby Kazuki_Fuse » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:46 pm

View Original PostRay wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

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Made over Four years worth of weekends and holidays.


Holy shit that was incredible.
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Postby Fireball » Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:30 pm

View Original PostRay wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

Star Wars Anime Confirmed (But Not Really)

Made over Four years worth of weekends and holidays.

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Postby Sachi » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:24 pm

I was perusing about my Tumblr dash when I came across a Star Wars gif set from Return of the Jedi; it was an exchange between Luke and Han while on Tatooine awaiting execution via Sarlac:
Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.

Han Solo: You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

And then a terrible thought struck me. Remakes and reboots these days have given us a track record of referencing the source material in subtle ways meant to appeal (or put off) those familiar with that material. In Tron Legacy there was the big door reference; in the new Planet of the Apes films, they reprise the famous "damn dirty ape" line. Even in Star Trek: Into Darkness with our friend J. J. Abrams, they went as far as playing role reversal between Spock and Kirk during the climax.

What if the new Star Wars trilogy kills off Luke, on Tatooine? All I can think is ughh..., and I can already see the waves of tumblr gif sets that would spawn from it. Crossing my fingers that this is just a scary thought, and not an accurate prediction.
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