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Postby Dataprime » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:58 pm

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:That would make an awesome mini-series.

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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:27 pm

Misato x Alpine A310
Yui-sama x Toji's entry plug
Kyouko x Arael (Asuka was not mindraped, she witnessed her mum and Arael have sex)
Kyouko x Arael x Asuka (Arael gets lucky and realizes many a male's fantasy - mom/daughter threesome)
Asuka's hospital room x Shinji
Rei I x Naoko

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Postby ChamucaRobota » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:53 pm

View Original PostShamsiel-kun wrote:Yui-sama x Toji's entry plug
Kyouko x Arael (Asuka was not mindraped, she witnessed her mum and Arael have sex)
Kyouko x Arael x Asuka (Arael gets lucky and realizes many a male's fantasy - mom/daughter threesome)
Asuka's hospital room x Shinji
Rei I x Naoko


:rofl:

Yui-sama x Toji's entry plug. I'd love a doujin of that :shifty:

So... We can make ménage à trois too? Hyuga x Aoba x Magi

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:12 pm

Why not just have a bridge bunny threesome? And all wearing bunny outfits. ^_^

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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:08 pm

View Original PostChamucaRobota wrote::rofl:

Yui-sama x Toji's entry plug. I'd love a doujin of that :shifty:


I totally thought of a scenario for such a doujin, that also is an alternate interpretation of the episode in question, Not Safe For Mind of course:



We all know how Toji is, like, completely oblivious to Hikari's interest in him. However, he has shown some interest in Rei and Asuka every now and then. Looking under skirts, just happens to be Asuka (slap-slap-kiss relationship blah blah), peeking at Rei etc etc.

So, after some serious boozing session one day, he decides to man up and put the moves on the girls. First, he decides to show how much of a MAN he is by beating the shit out of the other drunks at the pub. Misato, one of them, gets hit by a flying table and breaks an arm. Even the cops prove no match for GAR Toji, all attempts to reason with him proving futile, and soon he starts his search for sexytime targets.

First, he encounters Asuka. Asuka, normally so headstrong, is totally intimidated by Toji's MANlyness, and only escapes his aggressive advances by locking herself in a mobile toilet, torn clothes and all. Toji attempts to force it open by toppling it. Unfortunately it lands on the side with the door, and Toji is not strong enough to lift it. However, Asuka is now trapped in the toilet. She manages to phone Shinji and warn him of Toji's rampage, but shakes so much she drops her mobile phone in the toilet bowl. Communication cut off.

Then, Toji encounters Rei. Rei is easier to deal with. Toji MANly overpowers the poor girl and starts molesting her. Rei, not knowing how to react to such behaviour, first lets him do his thing. Then Toji wips out his MANweapon. He lovingly refers to it as his Entry Plug. Rei, scared, manages to crawl away from him, but his relentless assault continues and he tries to MANly force himself down on her. Rei finally pulls the trigger and slaps him, HARD. Toji is stunned. Rei escapes into another mobile toilet and frantically phones Shinji as Toji MANly topples over this toilet too, making it land door down again. Communication cut off, again.

Shinji is worried and scared, 'cause he has to confront his friend Toji, who is so massively overintoxicated that he can't be reasoned with. First, Shinji asks his dad for help. Gendo delegates to Yui-sama, Shinji's mom. Now this Yui-sama, she is a strong woman. And she is also rather fed up with her loser of a husband two-timing her with Ritsuko. Apparently coming on to him aggressively isn't enough to make him truly faithful. And now there's this boy, Toji, who thinks he's such a hunk, such a MAN. So she comes up with this cunning plan, to take revenge on her husbando and at the same time show this Toji, this sexual deviant who likes to rape little girls, what a REAL, adult woman is like (and maybe teach Shinji, her Shinji, how adults deal with such things, yeah).

So Toji Teh MAN encounters Yui-sama, and puts the moves on her, forcing her down like a real MAN. Oh yeah. But, but what is this? Yui-sama takes the lead. Before he knows it, Toji looses his shirt, then his trousers, shoes, socks, and finally, underpants. Yui-sama tears into him, ferociously letting loose her repressed sexual desires, breaking down defence after defence, teaching him well, showing him why the girl on top is the best. Repeatedly. They go at it for hours. Then, Toji screams like a little girl, as a terrifying snap resounds through the area. Yui-sama finally lifts herself off Toji, looking at his miserably broken Entry Plug in contempt. It bleeds fluid all over the place. She howls loudly: "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN TAKE, LITTLE BOY?!? IS THAT ALL?!?"

Epilogue:

Toji lies in hospital, with a severely mashed leg, permanently cockblocked and blueballed. Hikari sits next to his bed, face in her hands, crying. She'll never bear his child now.

Elsewhere, Misato looks over at Shinji, who has a permanent blank expression and sits in a corner, facing the wall. She then glances over at Ritsuko, and asks: "How is the Commander?".
Ritsuko, without looking up from the very thick report she is reading, answers: "I have prescribed him the same drug as I prescribed everyone else but us. Once he awakes, he will have forgotten all details about the last week. It is the only way to ensure no further trauma is induced by the memories...of...that...event." The last few words come out strained. Ritsuko looks very tired.
"According to the psychiatrist, Shinji will likely never recover. It is a combination of amnesia and PTSS caused by a terrible shock. He witnessed...that...event..." Misato gasps at this point, steadying herself against the desk, before concluding: "from very close by. Too close by." Misato puts her face in her hands, breathing jaggedly. "Can I have that pill too? I can't deal with this..."
Ritsuko takes out a little bottle, filled with pills, and takes out one, before handing it to Misato. "Unfortunately, the pill is purple, just like EVA-01. Try not to think about it while you swallow it. As for Shinji, I've modified the Reiquarium to produce a replacement..."
"The Rei...what?" Misato asks.
"Never mind, you won't remember that when you wake up..." Ritsuko watches how Misato sits down, puts the purple pill in her mouth, tries not to think too much about the little green patches and the miniature horn sticking out of the pill, and gulps it down with a large helping of water, then promptly falls asleep. Ritsuko looks at the report again, and mumbles "Who would have thought putting a human soul in an Eva could have such results, truly one of the kinkiest things I've ever witnessed. Too bad about NERV's personel, Human Resources really should put more thought into who they hire. Really, those people have no imagination at all." Sighing, she puts the heavy report in one of her desk's drawers, the one labeled "unimportant stuff", and locks it.


Of course all scenes before the epilogue play with Toji clad in a Eva-03 cosplay custome. :devil:

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Postby ChamucaRobota » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:08 pm

@Nuclear Lunchbox
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To involve or not to involve Rits, that is Maya's question...

EDIT: @Shamsiel-kun

Oh man, that story :scanners_head:

BTW, when you wrote your first post I imagined Yui-sama as EVA 01 :lol:

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Postby Monk Ed » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:46 pm

View Original PostChamucaRobota wrote:Yui-sama x Toji's entry plug. I'd love a doujin of that :shifty:

Too bad the name Plug In Baby is taken.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:47 pm

Waka waka. :rolleyes: Hey, it's by Maniac Street!

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Postby Rei IV » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:03 pm

Maybe it's because I haven't read the entire thread but how can anybody have NOT mention the possibility of a Toji x Shinji pairing? Not only is it preferable to LKS (KawoShin), but it's so much hotter/erotic. It fits the BL archetype to a T! Shinji is the uke to Toji's seme and vice versa. I can just a picture a homophobic Toji being in denial with the "No homo" and "It's not like I like you or anything" schtick, but deep down he loves his waifu and Shin-chan being slightly submissive, girly/effeminate, shy and willing to do anything for his husbando and cook for him.

I can also just imagine their love sessions: From the classroom on Shinji's desk to the boy's bathroom, Nerv HQ, the Nerv bathrooms to Misato and Asuka's bedrooms! Just like bunnies!

:tojifood: :shinjismile:

BTW, Kaji x Shinji as an awesome pairing too.

:Kaji: :shinjismile:

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Postby Guy Nacks » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:07 pm

:rei_dance: X :gendo:
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Postby Monk Ed » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:14 pm

View Original PostRei IV wrote:Maybe it's because I haven't read the entire thread but how can anybody have NOT mention the possibility of a Toji x Shinji pairing?

Because this is a crack pairing thread, and there's nothing cracked out about the awesomeness that is TouShin.

Not only is it preferable to LKS (KawoShin), but it's so much hotter/erotic.

I usually prefer it (TouShin) myself, but I feel like we've had that discussion.

I can also just imagine their love sessions: From the classroom on Shinji's desk to the boy's bathroom, Nerv HQ, the Nerv bathrooms to Misato and Asuka's bedrooms! Just like bunnies!

I usually imagine them in the classroom or Misato's apartment, but now I have new ideas! :kaos_bow:

View Original PostGuy Nacks wrote::rei_dance: X :gendo:

If by that you mean Dancing Man Rei, that is indeed quite the crack ship.
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Postby Rei IV » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:20 pm

I usually prefer it (TouShin) myself, but I feel like we've had that discussion.

Yep. We're probably the only two people here on these boards that TOTALLY dig this pairing.

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Postby Guy Nacks » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:37 pm

View Original PostMonk Ed wrote:
If by that you mean Dancing Man Rei, that is indeed quite the crack ship.


That was the intention.


Here's another:

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Postby Rei IV » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:26 pm

Surprised nobody's paired Fuyutsuki with Hikari.......Oh, wait......I forgot about THAT.....and the dog.

:fuyusnap: :hikari_happy:

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:38 pm

Woof.

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Postby Bagheera » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:39 pm

Hey man, dogs need love too.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:39 pm

A cat is fine too.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:40 pm

Guy Nacks, there's too much ginger tsundere amazingness in that pairing! The multiverse will implode in upon itself in a swirl of estrogen fueled, passive-aggressive UST!

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On another note, I am glad that this thread is a thing. Why did it take so long for it to happen?

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Postby Monk Ed » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:57 pm

What's UST? Google is little help with such short initialisms. (wtf spellcheck you don't know that word but you know Google?!)
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:00 pm

View Original PostMonk Ed wrote:What's UST? Google is little help with such short initialisms. (wtf spellcheck you don't know that word but you know Google?!)

UrbanDictionary says "Unresolved Sexual Tension." :tongue:


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