If the house is a-rockin'... [RML Thread 3]

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Postby Chuckman » Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:03 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:I don't know, man. There aren't any washing facilities up in that castle.


Why do you think I was licking her?

On an unrelated note:

I let a bottle of Propel touch the little freezer in my minifridge and it froze solid. The freezing freeze distilled the flavoring out of the water, so after I drank the mostly unflavored water I was hit with a shot of pure flavory goodness.

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Postby pwhodges » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:02 pm

My wife has just returned from her last day at work.
... and so her career came to a .

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And so America entered the war, and history came to a .
(read the "." as "full stop", of course, the book being English!)
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She has been made redundant in a major restructure, and has not found another suitable job. As she is essentially of retirement age (as I am), and has good pension provision (as I don't!), she could happily retire if a suitable job doesn't materialise.
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Postby NemZ » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:34 pm

That's a RML. She's free to do anything she wants now.
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Postby soul.assassin » Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:25 pm

View Original Postpwhodges wrote:My wife has just returned from her last day at work.

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For those who don't get the quote, it's from 1066 and all that, a spoof history book written in the 1920s, the last line of which runs:
(read the "." as "full stop", of course, the book being English!)
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She has been made redundant in a major restructure, and has not found another suitable job. As she is essentially of retirement age (as I am), and has good pension provision (as I don't!), she could happily retire if a suitable job doesn't materialise.
RML or FML? Don't actually know yet...


In other words, sir, it's time for you two to have a very nice dinner out. :) I raise my mug.

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Postby child of Lilith » Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:58 pm

View Original Postpwhodges wrote:RML or FML? Don't actually know yet...
That would depend entirely on how she feels about it. Which will probably take some time to figure out.
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Postby pwhodges » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:34 am

^ Indeed - that's the point...

We picked some apples from our old Bramley; here are the largest:

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:39 am

One of those would probably be pretty darn filling (and tasty!) :tongue:

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Postby Sorrow » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:46 am

Apple crumple tonight then, is it?
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Postby pwhodges » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:16 pm

The flawless big ones are for baking (core them and stuff the hole with raisins and brown sugar); smaller or damaged ones are used for crumbles and prodigious amounts of apple jelly.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:33 pm

Baked apples are absolutely wonderful in the colder months of the year. It's a shame that they don't grow in winter.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:32 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:It's a shame that they don't grow in winter.
But they store well. I usually run out of our crop some time in January, baking an apple pie and a couple of apple dumplings (peel the apple and wrap it in the left over pastry, otherwise as baked -- though at the start of the season, the stuffing is usually fresh plums) every few days from when they start to ripen.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:38 pm

How do you store your apples so that they last? Being in sunny SoCal, cold is something that we rarely worry about.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:51 pm

In a cool but frost-free dry place, wrapped individually in newspaper, not packed together (either on card trays,or in the slots in a wine box). By January, they are starting to soften as they dry, and often have little specks of brown in as they mellow -- but they are still usable for cooking.

Of course these days you can get better stored ones from the supermarket throughout most of the year.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:55 pm

Sounds good. Thanks, Tines!

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Postby Catamari » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:15 am

So, I finally caved an purchased Wolfram Mathematica 10. It costs the average Joe a little over $1000. But me, being a student and all, got this wonderful software for only $140! So, what am I going to use this software for? Homework help? Fourier Analysis? Cellular Automation?

No.

I shall use it for the pinnacle of human endeavors.

What better purpose does multi thousand dollar software serve, but to blur pictures of dickbutt?





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Postby Stryker » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:45 am

And such, the peak of mathematics was reached: We have successfully obscured the image of a complacent man with a penis emerging from his rump.

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Postby Shinoyami65 » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:08 am

View Original PostCatamari wrote:So, I finally caved an purchased Wolfram Mathematica 10. It costs the average Joe a little over $1000. But me, being a student and all, got this wonderful software for only $140! So, what am I going to use this software for? Homework help? Fourier Analysis? Cellular Automation?

No.

I shall use it for the pinnacle of human endeavors.

What better purpose does multi thousand dollar software serve, but to blur pictures of dickbutt?
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Postby MAGI_01 » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:38 pm

Well, had an awesome time today. Didn't get cooked by the sun, and saw some spectacular displays of aviation. Highlights would be the U.S. Army golden Knights jump team, all of the aerobatic performers including Sean. D. Tucker, who is known for being one of the best aerobatic pilots of all time, The Air Force F-22 demonstration including a heritage flight with two P-51D's and an F-86 Saber, The Bremont Horsemen F-86 demonstration team, and the stars of the show... the Canadian Air Force Snowbirds, who have not performed at an airshow here in 20 years.

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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:34 am

So, Texas is legalizing marijuana in eight days, taking effect on January 1st of next year - literally the last place I expected to do so (I figured Texas would hold out until federal legalization, given the political proclivities of Deep Southern states).

Third Impact must surely be inevitable at this point - this scenario seems entirely impossible.
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Postby Rosenakahara » Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:06 pm

View Original PostVegeta 20XX wrote:So, Texas is legalizing marijuana in eight days, taking effect on January 1st of next year - literally the last place I expected to do so (I figured Texas would hold out until federal legalization, given the political proclivities of Deep Southern states).

Third Impact must surely be inevitable at this point - this scenario seems entirely impossible.


No third impact is when texas legalizes gay marriage and at the same time realizes women don't like to be treated like crap by thier government

this girl i have been good friends with+had a crush on for a while admitted to me she was gay, i told her i was gay too so i was cool with it and she went home for the night after not being shocked at all (lol am i that obvious?), this is quite possibly the most luck i have had in my entire life, if this goes badly it will end up in FML
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