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Except it's not a failure, because it had nothing to do with you.
You are a failure because you didn't mention any pie.
You are a failure because you didn't mention any pie.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
- Monk Ed
- Sunshine Administrator
- Age: 38
- Posts: 8601
- Joined: Jul 12, 2008
- Location: Chicagoland area
- Gender: Male
One thing I like about online dating: You'll know ahead of time if you're barking up the wrong tree.
One thing I don't like about online dating: I'm not really sure what I want, or if what I want is really what's good for me.
One thing I don't like about online dating: I'm not really sure what I want, or if what I want is really what's good for me.
System Administrator
"NGE is like a perfectly improvised jazz piece. It builds on a standard and then plays off it from there, and its developments may occasionally recall what it's done before as a way of keeping the whole concatenated." -- Eva Yojimbo
"To me watching anime is not just for killing time or entertainment, it is a life style, and a healthy one too." -- symbv
"That sounds like the kind of science that makes absolutely 0 sense when you stop and think about it... I LOVE IT." -- Rosenakahara
"NGE is like a perfectly improvised jazz piece. It builds on a standard and then plays off it from there, and its developments may occasionally recall what it's done before as a way of keeping the whole concatenated." -- Eva Yojimbo
"To me watching anime is not just for killing time or entertainment, it is a life style, and a healthy one too." -- symbv
"That sounds like the kind of science that makes absolutely 0 sense when you stop and think about it... I LOVE IT." -- Rosenakahara
Congratulations, you're a human. Be fruitful and multiply.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
- Shinoyami65
- Seed of Life
- Age: 26
- Posts: 3926
- Joined: Jul 26, 2012
- Location: Vinculum Gate
- Gender: Male
That is how the wild Chuckman do.
Isn't that kind of like IRL dating?
I've begun to realize that I wouldn't be so troubled about my complete lack of romance and affection of the universe didn't keep throwing cheap expies of my particular type at me while endlessly taunting me about how I could probably never manage to even befriend one of them. It's like a cheap dating simulator run by GLaDOS, all the choices look the same and the only ending type is bad.
E̱͡v͈̙e͔̰̳͙r̞͍y͏̱̲̭͎̪ṱ͙̣̗̱͠h̰̰i͙n̶̮̟̳͍͍̫͓g̩ ̠͈en̶̖̹̪d̸̙̦͙̜͕͍̞s̸̰.̳̙̺̟̻̀
I always thought I might be bad
Now I know that it's true
Because I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
I always thought I might be bad
Now I know that it's true
Because I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
This on the other hand bothers me far less so.
You know you have some fucked up characters when a screenshot of them smiling is the biggest piece of fanservice possible in the series. - Anonymous
Be excellent to each other. -Abraham Lincoln
Asuka is a real person. -Bagheera
Human beings are scum. You people looking down on others for simply feeling an attraction to a fictional character are the real filth. -Kazuki_Fuse
CENSORED BY THE ILLUMINATI
Be excellent to each other. -Abraham Lincoln
Asuka is a real person. -Bagheera
Human beings are scum. You people looking down on others for simply feeling an attraction to a fictional character are the real filth. -Kazuki_Fuse
CENSORED BY THE ILLUMINATI
Porn and masturbation.
Among the people who use the Internet, many are obtuse. Because they are locked in their rooms, they hang on to that vision which is spreading across the world. But this does not go beyond mere ‘data’. Data without analysis [thinking], which makes you think that you know everything. This complacency is nothing but a trap. Moreover, the sense of values that counters this notion is paralyzed by it.
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
I read "TELL ME ABOUT HAVING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER" threads on askreddit and use them to intensify my emptiness and longing so I can concentrate it, focus it, and wield it as a weapon in the realms of the unreal.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
- doonchlando
- Embryo
- Age: 32
- Posts: 8
- Joined: Jan 08, 2014
- Location: Portland, Oregon
- Gender: Male
You know you have some fucked up characters when a screenshot of them smiling is the biggest piece of fanservice possible in the series. - Anonymous
Be excellent to each other. -Abraham Lincoln
Asuka is a real person. -Bagheera
Human beings are scum. You people looking down on others for simply feeling an attraction to a fictional character are the real filth. -Kazuki_Fuse
CENSORED BY THE ILLUMINATI
Be excellent to each other. -Abraham Lincoln
Asuka is a real person. -Bagheera
Human beings are scum. You people looking down on others for simply feeling an attraction to a fictional character are the real filth. -Kazuki_Fuse
CENSORED BY THE ILLUMINATI
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
- Vegeta 20XX
- XX0↊ ɐʇǝƃǝɅ
- Age: 31
- Posts: 1427
- Joined: Jul 03, 2008
- Location: Hyperspace Arsenal, Universe -2
- Gender: Male
Firstly, there's one, erm, "leech" (the best friend), and with current observations, further resource strain seems less likely (i.e., even if they get back together, she isn't moving in here). Besides...he's my BEST FRIEND, and he's had good luck getting employed in a pinch (I got fired first, which probably led to his termination via some strange butterdomino effect relay system, and I owed having a job at all to his pushing me to follow through).
Also, my only other alternatives to living on this street peacefully are either live in Colorado with the woman who took everything from me, or move back in with my father, who won't take losing his storage room and gaining a dependent lightly, because any disruption of the status quo will make me a pariah in my group (who are also my neighbors, one of whom is my landlord).
SPOILER: Show
I almost namedropped my ex to make her outing me to my entire group easier - isn't that a fucking laugh? I can't tell anyone in person because I'm a fucking chickenshit, so I'd rather let the internet take it out of my control!
Avatar: Apophis' shifty-looking gaze as he invades the SGC.
Vegeta 20XX: Actually pixelated, and the self proclaimed "King of the screw up". - Fazmotron
The most awesome thing ever. Seriously.
I witnessed a young girl ohhh about 12 years of age or so fall off a snowbank then proceed to say "Fuck you snowhill that hurt" - Dataprime
For those who put things like "Chuckman x Chuckmen" and "Follower of the Chuckman x Chuckman pairing" in their signatures: All you need is fuck.
Vegeta 20XX: Actually pixelated, and the self proclaimed "King of the screw up". - Fazmotron
The most awesome thing ever. Seriously.
I witnessed a young girl ohhh about 12 years of age or so fall off a snowbank then proceed to say "Fuck you snowhill that hurt" - Dataprime
For those who put things like "Chuckman x Chuckmen" and "Follower of the Chuckman x Chuckman pairing" in their signatures: All you need is fuck.
- Squigsquasher
- Banned
- Age: 27
- Posts: 3671
- Joined: Feb 09, 2013
- Location: The bonus 10th level of hell
- Gender: Male
Truly you're a man after my own heart.
Anyway, I'm still ronery as ever (although I have mostly recovered from my previous heartbreak...mostly). I am friends with a really nice girl (who incidentally is also into anime and horror movies) but we're just friends- not that I mind that at all.
*Sprays on Fedora repellent*
Here lies Squigsquasher.
2013-2017.
2013-2017.
- KingXanaduu
- DNA Donor
- Posts: 2619
- Joined: Sep 12, 2011
- Gender: Male
I never thought that I would have to post here, considering I'm not that good with relationships or forming them....but finally being in one.....I guess it's to be expected and it at least proves more that I'm human, capable of being hurt....
Things have been not going well with me in this department....not at all....
Trust, it's a value that I think we can all agree that is very valuable and well worth protecting and upholding....but when violated....it changes you and who you thought you knew of those around you. It makes you question the very beliefs that you ground your life on...whether or not they were worth anything.
I'm going to have to make a choice soon...a choice that will hurt me either way, no matter what choice I have, them being between having a hollow sense of short-term happiness or my self-respect. And...I PRAY that a 3rd option will present itself...that makes everyone happy.
I know what I want with my life, and I put every fiber of my being into knowing what I want. And I would hope to share that life with someone, cause I would put every fiber to make us both happy....but if people are just gonna turn their back on me despite that....then I'm better off alone....
.....I pray guys.....I PRAY....it won't have to come to that.....
Things have been not going well with me in this department....not at all....
Trust, it's a value that I think we can all agree that is very valuable and well worth protecting and upholding....but when violated....it changes you and who you thought you knew of those around you. It makes you question the very beliefs that you ground your life on...whether or not they were worth anything.
I'm going to have to make a choice soon...a choice that will hurt me either way, no matter what choice I have, them being between having a hollow sense of short-term happiness or my self-respect. And...I PRAY that a 3rd option will present itself...that makes everyone happy.
I know what I want with my life, and I put every fiber of my being into knowing what I want. And I would hope to share that life with someone, cause I would put every fiber to make us both happy....but if people are just gonna turn their back on me despite that....then I'm better off alone....
.....I pray guys.....I PRAY....it won't have to come to that.....
"You're na�ve, Cecil. Even knowing betrayal and despair, you would depend on the whims of others?" - Golbez
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
"NGE Shinji is broken, Manga Shinji is an asshole, Rebuild Shinji is an idiot. Which is best? Uh, can I get some other options? All of these really suck." -Bagheera
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
"NGE Shinji is broken, Manga Shinji is an asshole, Rebuild Shinji is an idiot. Which is best? Uh, can I get some other options? All of these really suck." -Bagheera
If you tell me what the choice actually is I can give you a flippant but sage suggestion.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
- child of Lilith
- Celestial Serendipity
- Posts: 11956
- Joined: Mar 03, 2008
- Location: Egg of Lilith
Not getting a real clear picture here but it sounds to me like you need to move on. If you have to make some huge personal compromise to keep what you've got, or at least try to keep a semblance of it, then it's just not worth it.
"Let the right one in. Let the old dreams die. Let the wrong ones go. They cannot do, what you want them to do."- Morrissey, Let the Right One Slip In
"Happy people can be so cruel"- Claudia, Silent Hill 3
"everlasting, true love, I am yours"- Rule of Rose
"Happy people can be so cruel"- Claudia, Silent Hill 3
"everlasting, true love, I am yours"- Rule of Rose
^This. CoL is wise, you should listen to her.
For my post-3I fic, go here.
The law doesn't protect people. People protect the law. -- Akane Tsunemori, Psycho-Pass
People's deaths are to be mourned. The ability to save people should be celebrated. Life itself should be exalted. -- Volken Macmani, Tatakau Shisho: The Book of Bantorra
I hate myself. But maybe I can learn to love myself. Maybe it's okay for me to be here! That's right! I'm me, nothing more, nothing less! I'm me. I want to be me! I want to be here! And it's okay for me to be here! -- Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
Yes, I know. You thought it would be something about Asuka. You're such idiots.
The law doesn't protect people. People protect the law. -- Akane Tsunemori, Psycho-Pass
People's deaths are to be mourned. The ability to save people should be celebrated. Life itself should be exalted. -- Volken Macmani, Tatakau Shisho: The Book of Bantorra
I hate myself. But maybe I can learn to love myself. Maybe it's okay for me to be here! That's right! I'm me, nothing more, nothing less! I'm me. I want to be me! I want to be here! And it's okay for me to be here! -- Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
Yes, I know. You thought it would be something about Asuka. You're such idiots.
- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
- Age: 38
- Posts: 23063
- Joined: Aug 13, 2006
- Location: 私の中いる自分の心
- Gender: Female
Apologies in advance if I'm too blunt in this post. Northeast tendencies shining through.
If this is continuing off our PM discussion: Based on what you've mentioned in here, it sounds like moving on is the best option. It's painful, but if your former partner isn't willing to talk while you're trying to keep the communication lines open, then it's the only solution.
It sadly really does sound like they've moved on instead just of taking a break, which isn't fair to you at all--but people don't always think about each other in relationships. And that's not the kind of "relationship" you should want to be in, anyway.
Best of luck with finding the right person for you! They're out there somewhere as long as you don't give up!
If this is continuing off our PM discussion: Based on what you've mentioned in here, it sounds like moving on is the best option. It's painful, but if your former partner isn't willing to talk while you're trying to keep the communication lines open, then it's the only solution.
It sadly really does sound like they've moved on instead just of taking a break, which isn't fair to you at all--but people don't always think about each other in relationships. And that's not the kind of "relationship" you should want to be in, anyway.
Best of luck with finding the right person for you! They're out there somewhere as long as you don't give up!
~Take care of yourself, I need you~
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