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Postby Squigsquasher » Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:23 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:Is there an actual ball that you can remove from the joint? If the problem is that it's worn and lacks friction to hold a pose, you can remove said ball and cover it in a very thin layer of cyanoacrylate glue.


I've tried that. It used to work (it's always been a little loose) but it's got to the point where no amount of superglue is working. It won't even stay together in one piece anymore. It's dead. And dad's saying he won't pay for a replacement like the greedy twat he is.

I would threaten to cut myself until he bought a replacement but he wouldn't care beyond me getting blood on the carpet. Maybe I should threaten to cut him instead.
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Postby Tankred » Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:33 pm

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:And dad's saying he won't pay for a replacement like the greedy twat he is.

I would threaten to cut myself until he bought a replacement but he wouldn't care beyond me getting blood on the carpet. Maybe I should threaten to cut him instead.


You'd threaten your father to get you a replacement? All for some plastic? What.

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Postby Squigsquasher » Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:39 pm

View Original PostTankred wrote:You'd threaten your father to get you a replacement? All for some plastic? What.


You haven't met my father. He's the absolute scum of the earth and if I could I would have killed him long ago. Just him being in the same house as me makes me spasm with rage. Even knowing he's still alive and not in agonizing pain makes me angry. He's only as good as what I can get out of him. I have a trillion times more respect for that "plastic" than my father- no, I have more respect for the box it came in than my father.
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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:57 pm

You think your dad likes breaking your toys and not being able to replace them

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Postby Princess Asuka » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:05 pm

I hate to say it but there are some people that are like that. Just the thought of the girl who bullied me and got me in trouble angers me. I hope to god that bitch suffers and rots in hell. Threatening me, screaming at me in class, wanting to be a preschool teacher because she wants power over little kids, she's also a slut too, she's very ugly and wears too much makeup and uses too much hair dye. She thinks I'm so awesome because I'm an only child and overcame cerebral palsy, yet has trouble walking and with schoolwork, I hope it comes back, I hope you become ugly, and end up old and alone, ally, it's what you deserve, bitch.

You fucked with me and I hope you go visit the cat room at orphans of the storm shelter, they have 500 cats in one room. Go have an allergic reaction.

Seeing as how none of you know her like I do, she's cruel and I pity her.

I wouldn't want these things to happen, but I really hate people like her.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:23 pm

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:You think your dad likes breaking your toys and not being able to replace them


He's got the money for a fucking BMW, a Panasonic flatscreen 50" TV and a £1200 bed. And yet he gets pissy if I use more than 1 sheet of kitchen paper.

This is about a lot more than just one floppy ball joint. He's always been a miserly bastard and an irredeemable cunt. He's always put himself before the rest of us. He almost convinced my mum that she was mentally ill, and then when she left him because she'd had enough of his shit (only to have to come back after the person she was living with turned out to be completely nuts) he told me it was my fault- and for a long time I believed him. When I was suffering in Chelfham (the worst school I've ever been to, where the staff would literally throw me against a wall for me telling them to leave me alone) he refused to believe there was anything wrong and told me I just needed to "buck up my attitude". I hate him and I hope that when he eventually dies that it is the most agonizing, humiliating, drawn-out death imaginable, and if there is a hell I hope he is sent to the very deepest pits of it. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:42 pm

You guys do realize that the people you complain so harshly about pay for your sustained existence in their lives, right?

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Postby Squigsquasher » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:52 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:You guys do realize that the people you complain so harshly about pay for your sustained existence in their lives, right?


I'm not sure you're getting the point.

My father has more than enough money. He has a very well paying job (as he has bragged about) and seems capable of buying lots of expensive things for himself. However, he'll rarely spend more than the bare minimum on me, my sister or my mum- like I say, he rants about the cost of kitchen paper. If he wanted to, he could buy 10 of the things and still be financially comfortable.

Furthermore, he's exhausted all my good will towards him. As far as I'm concerned he has no excuse to remain alive but to sustain my existence- the moment he ceases to be useful to me, I'd happily get rid of him. And no, this isn't just me- practically evryone that knows him prays for him to crash his stupid car on the way to work and die horribly. Who knows; we could probably live a while on the life insurance.
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Postby Trajan » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:59 pm

Spring Break is almost over and I have to go back and take care of two group projects. Not looking forward to it.
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Postby delispin25 » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:47 pm

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:Now what?

Just use super glue, problem solved. These aren't really playthings, they're more fragile than an Eva pilot's ego. You can't be fucking about with them, just put them in a pretty pose and leave them, or do like I did, and hide them deep in your closet out of shame.

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Postby Chuckman » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:54 pm

A toy that has never been broken has never been loved.

You know, biblically.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:12 am

View Original PostChuckman wrote:A toy that has never been broken has never been loved.


So many broken dildos and vibrators. :sniffle:
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Postby Oz » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:15 am

View Original PostTrajan wrote:Spring Break is almost over and I have to go back and take care of two group projects. Not looking forward to it.

Spriiiing breeeaaakkk foreveeeerrrr ...
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Postby heavytread » Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:15 pm

I swear if I weren't such a passive agersive wosse my father would be six feet under. He somehow always has money for himself but yet my mom, bless her foolish heart, has to spend her money on him. He acts like he's top dog king of the world and everyone should do as he wants. This can be perfectly exemplified by what happened yesterday. I didn't want to be gone for hours with him my moms truck. What does he do he acts like the big baby he is and storms in to my room sweeps all my figures, or "worthless pieces of shit" as he calls them, off my top shelf and smacks me across the face hard enough to launch my glasses of my face and starts bitching about me having to have my way and the two sentences that really stung were "worthless little bitch, you were a drunk mistake" and "Nobody wants you around, how you managed to get a girlfriend is beyond me but she obviously wised up because she dumped your worthless ass." Seriously took every bit of strength I have not to cry when he said that, and I don't cry easily.
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Postby Catamari » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:09 am

Well, I'm back from visiting family. School starts tomorrow and I have to start on my paper for my Bullshit Religions™ course. Fortunately I get to write on Scientology, but the whole paper is basically going to be the output of the Postmodernism Generator. I hate postmodernism, and that class would be my personal hell, if it weren't so bloody interesting.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:26 am

View Original PostCatamari wrote:Well, I'm back from visiting family. School starts tomorrow and I have to start on my paper for my Bullshit Religions™ course. Fortunately I get to write on Scientology, but the whole paper is basically going to be the output of the Postmodernism Generator. I hate postmodernism, and that class would be my personal hell, if it weren't so bloody interesting.


Do send us a copy when you're done, knowing you it will be brilliant. :lol:
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Postby MAGI_01 » Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:40 pm

Got followed by some nut on the way to campus this morning after a small incident on the road. (Road rage) Dude kept honking at me and yelling and even went so far as to pull off onto a side street and wait for me to go by (He went a different route than I did that intersected mine) to which he then continued to follow me all the way to the north parking lot on campus, but took off after I had drove about half of the parking lot.

I ended up calling the authorities after I saw he stopped and waited for me. I was ignoring him but that move gave me all sorts of bad vibes. Who knows if they got him or not, I didn't get the plate number because he was so close to my rear end that I could not see his plate.

I just hope there is no way people can use a plate number to track down where I live. He easily could have gotten mine while following me for so long. Hopefully I'm just being paranoid.
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Postby Princess Asuka » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:27 pm

Despite not being in school anymore and no longer seeing the girl who bullied, the painful memories of how she made me suffer still exist and I now know how Asuka felt when Arael mindraped her, I feel like this girl is an Angel attacking me from within in my mind and I can't destroy her. :sniffle: I did nothing to her and I got bullied, what did I do to deserve this?

The only way for me to feel better is getting a legit answer on why she bullied me, then I will finally be free from the demon known as ally b or karma biting her in the ass and she goes through the suffering that she made me go through.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:46 pm

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:and she goes through the suffering that she made me go through.


Wishing bad things on other people can effect the karma on your end, though. It's just best to remove yourself from negativity as often as possible and ignore the people that make you feel like shit. Surround yourself with people and things that make you feel happy and lift you up, instead.
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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:21 pm

I'm worried that my managers are going to "vengeance fire" me on my last day at my current job. The assistant store manager has treated me as persona non grata since I handed in my two weeks notice, and I wouldn't be the first person to have a fast one pulled on them like this.

Thankfully I have a new job lined up at the end of the month, but if they go through with it, on all future job applications if there's a question regarding whether or not I've been terminated against my will, I'll have to answer yes, which won't go through. That being said, I've seen enough ethical violations at the store level that I can easily produce evidence and multiple witnesses of which the corporate offices would find concerning to put both the head and assistant store managers through a living hell if they do so.
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