I'll repeat what I said in the "Epsiodes You Would Have Liked" thread.
Ghost of Squigsquasher Past wrote:A Christmas Special, featuring the characters doing a nativity play (with Asuka as the virgin Mary, Shinji as Joseph/Mary's personal conveyence in lieu of a donkey, Rei as the angel Reibriel, Gendo as the evil king (what was his name again? My Biblical knowledge is a little lacking), Touji, Kensuke and Hikari as the 2 "wise" men and 1 clued-up woman, and Pen-Pen as the baby Jesus. Waark!)
A 4th-wall breaking "Making of End of Evangelion" where EoE is revealed as a film/vanity project made by NERV to increase funds following the end of the series, complete with blooper reel, behind-the-scenes, and interviews with the characters (including a rant by Shinji and Asuka on the hospital scene).
A Yui POV episode. Everyone's favourite mecha mummy finally gets her voice heard.
All incredibly silly of course.
Also, a Warhammer 40,000/Evangelion crossover fic would be awesome- that is, a much more serious one than Shinji and Warhammer 40K
. The basic plot could be that midway through the series, a far greater threat than the Angels descends upon Tokyo-3: A warp rift opens in the sky, and the dread powers of Chaos turn their baleful eyes upon the city. NERV must defend against the Black Legion, swarms of daemons, and worst of all, Chaos-mutated Angels. There could be multiple endings, each with a different one of the children (we might even add Mari for the sake of it) falling to the Ruinous Powers- Shinji can take the voices in his head no longer and gives himself to Tzeentch, believing the Changer of Ways can guide his way, Asuka is overcome with rage and dedicates herself to Khorne, seeking the destruction of all "mortals", Rei realizes the futility of her existence and becomes a servant of Nurgle, deciding that only through the Plaguefather can she find a meaningful, definite existence, seeing the eternal life and immunity to pain that Nurgle offers and becoming a vessel of contagion in the process, Mari is tempted by the whispers of Slaanesh and surrenders to excess and debauchery, and Kaworu is possessed by a daemonic entity, and despite his strength of will even he cannot prevent it from taking him over entirely.
Here lies Squigsquasher.