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One of the two guys who had a camera traverse his hershey highway was pulled over for failure to use his turn signal.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
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A dream come true.KnightmareX13 wrote:Amazing what technology can be used for isn't it?
EDIT: I'm sorry, that was a tasteless joke.
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KnightmareX13 wrote:Amazing what technology can be used for isn't it?
So long 3D
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KnightmareX13 wrote:Amazing what technology can be used for isn't it?
I'm not sure if I would or wouldn't get one of these just to see how weird it was.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57611796-1/to-ride-the-moscow-subway-for-free-do-30-squats/
Well, at least the Motherland is doing something right...
yes just keep ignoring me that's exactly what i came here for
Well, at least the Motherland is doing something right...
yes just keep ignoring me that's exactly what i came here for
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Excuse me, I just vomited in my mouth a little.
KnightmareX13 wrote:Amazing what technology can be used for isn't it?
'You were born too late, so you'll never get to explore the world.
You were born too soon, so you'll never get to explore the galaxy.
But god damn, you were born just in time for virtual reality sex simulators.'
Truly this is the pinnacle of mankind's progress. Forty years ago we put a man on the moon, now we're creating virtual reality sex. I'm so happy I could almost cry. It seems like every week some new mod/game for the Oculus Rift comes out, each one more awe inspiring than the last...
I just want to thank John Carmack so much, for without his support the Rift would never have got even half the attention it has, and all these miraculous technologies wouldn't exist. He gave us Doom, he gave us Quake, and now he's given us the greatest gift of all: virtual reality sex. Literally tears of joy.
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Those chips sound delicious, actually. I might buy some and go on a forum rant about it.
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Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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No kidding. I'm salivating, just thinking about them. Chocolate and salt is a really good combination.
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Dark chocolate? Maybe. Milk chocolate? Not so much methinks.
だから みんな 死んでしまえば いいのに... では, あなたは何故, ココにいるの? ...ココにいても, いいの?
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I like them both, personally. If you're diluting your chocolate with salt, it really doesn't matter that much IMAO.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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Chocolate pretzels are good, as well as Pocky. There's just a hint of salt in those rice sticks, and it is noticeable in the taste. Kashi also makes "Sea Salt and Dark Chocolate" granola bars, and the salt is a big part of the taste for those.
...RAFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE?! GET BACK TO WRITING MORE OF YOUR RESEARCH PAPER AND GO TO BED AT A REASONABLE TIME!!!
Yes, conscience. As you wish. But first, let's check out what's happening on CirnoTV.... Oh, look! There's a new xkcd! ...Kill me.
だから みんな 死んでしまえば いいのに... では, あなたは何故, ココにいるの? ...ココにいても, いいの?
"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Avatar: Asuka is superior. That is all.
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Steam - rifffraff11235
League of Legends - riffraff11235
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"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Avatar: Asuka is superior. That is all.
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They already have chili-flavored chocolate so maybe chocolate-flavored potato chips aren't that exotic a flavor for those out there. Still, that's like a double-dose of unhealthy and addictive flavors in one combo (and it'll probably result in quite a bit of puking)
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Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
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