Sorry for taking so damn long to update. I kinda lost count...

You pick up BRS's katana, the Black Blade. It is surprisingly hefty, but no less easy to use for it. It is a glossy jet black, with gold fullering on the hilt. One edge is a gunmetal grey, and as you pick it up, bue fire runs down the length of the sword.

"A-ha! So, you have chosen your weapon? In that case, we shall begin our duel!" declares Robotnik.

He draws his foil, the Pingasbreaker.

"En garde!" you growl, pointing the obsidian katana at the morbidly obese scientist.

"When I'm finished with you, I'll have to give myself a PRRRRRRRRRROMOTION!" bellows Robotnik, lunging forward with Pingasbreaker.

You parry at the last moment, preventing the foil from going into your throat.

"Have at you, scrawny PINGAS!" roars Robotnik, slashing away.

The fat man sends swing after swing at you, but you block each strike. You are light on your feet, and the mysterious unearthly blade seems to fill you with vigour and swiftness.

"PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!" yells Robotnik, sending a strike whistling past your head.

Enough messing about with just defending yourself. Time to go on the offensive.

As Robotnik tries to land an overhead blow, you lock blades with him, highly unrealistic blue sparks flying. You push him back, and your eye starts to emit blue flame. Fortunately, this is a silly fanfic, so your eye is not permanently damaged by the fire.

You grimace, and with an almighty roar, send Robotnik flying backwards. You swing at him, and finally knock his foil out of his hands, sending it clattering onto the floor.

You point the now aflame blade at the overweight doctor's throat. "Robotnik...Do you yield?"

"Blast! Damnation! Penises! You beat me! Well, I suppose I'd better go..." Grumbles Robotnik.

"Yes, I think you better had..." you reply, menacingly. "Shooty-chan, please show the good doctor the door"

Black Rock Shooter grins wickedly. "With pleasure..." she chuckles.

She raises her enormous cannon, and points it at Robotnik. With a hum, it charges up, and finally unleashes a sphere of solidified blue fire at the obese professor.

He is sent flying out of the disco and into a passing lorry.

"DRAT! PINGAS! YOU PESKY KIDS!" he bellows, sounding awfully like a Scooby-Doo villain.

You get back to your game of Strip Poker. Eventually it comes to an end, with Miku winning by a sock.

"Well, what now?" asks Touji.

"Hmm..." you mumble "...I think we should have one last karaoke session..."

Touji smiles and nods. "Sounds good. What song should we do?"

1: The Imperial March, in A Capella form,
2: A Cruel Angel's Thesis,
3: Spongebob Squarepants,
Or 4: Any other song that's better than what's listed here?

As tempting as the first one is... 2... go with 2

2!

Gotta say 2, I know all the words myself. Damn subtitles.

Komm Susser Tod. If we don't do this, I will be an angry Nuke.

2!

However, make it a special remix that starts off like the "2009 version" then goes to the version we all know and love. That would be the best version of Cruel Angel's Thesis in my opinion.

Nuclear Lunchbox wrote:Komm Susser Tod. If we don't do this, I will be an angry Nuke.

Yes, Please

Bohemian Rhapsody. Because it fit in with normal Eva so much, and it somehow still manages to strangely fit in with the CYOA (in a not so literal way)

I second Bohemian Rhapsody. It would be glorious.

I'll just leave this here. Bohemian rhapsody it is.

Damn! I've considered to link it. That is one, great AMV!

Sorry for the delay. Here we go!

Also, NL, that is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

"How about...Hmm..." you mumble. You think to yourself. What would be a good song?

Then a thought comes to you.

"I've got it! Bohemian Rhapsody!" you declare triumphantly.

Kensuke grins. "I like your thinking. Let's set the microphones up!"

Kensuke goes into the store cupboard, and returns with a set of microphones and a Queen LP.

You, Kensuke, Touji, and the ISH gather round, and the record begins to play.

"Is this the real liiiiife..." you all begin to sing "Is this just fantasyyyyy..."

"Caught in a landslide, no escape from realityyyyy..."

you all start out quiet, but slowly build in volume.

"Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and, seeeeeee..."

"I'm just a poor boooooy..." you sing solo "I need no sympathy"

The rest of your friends start again "Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low"

"Any way the wind blows, doesn't really maaaatter to meeeeeeeeeee..."

"Tooooo meeeeee..."

The music slowly gets louder, and BRS starts playing a piano she has extracted from Hammerspace. You begin the next section.

"Mamaaaaa...Just killed a man..." you sing "Put a gun against his head...pulled my trigger, now he's dead..."

You cough, and then resume the song.

"Mamaaaaa...Life had juuuust beguuuuun...But now I've gone and thrown it allllll awaaaaaaay...."

You throw your head back and sing with all your might, joined by your peers.

"MAMAAAAAAA!!!! OOO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOH!! DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYY! If I'm not back again, this time tomorrow! Carry on, carry on! 'Cause nothin' really matters..."

The music continues. BRS is surprisingly good at playing the piano.

"Too laaaaate, my time has come..." you croon "Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the tiiiiiime..."

"Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go..."

"Gotta leave you all behind, and faaaaaaade, throooooough..." everybody joins in.

"MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OOO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIE!"

"I sometimes wish I'd never been born at aaaaall!"

Then Touji begins an epic guitar solo. You aren't sure where he actually got the guitar from, but for someone with a prosthetic arm, he's good.

Eventually his solo comes to an end, and the singing starts again.

"I see a little silhouetto of a man!" sings Kensuke.

"Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the fandango?" duet Scanty and Kneesock.

"THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!" roars Chi, who has a surprisingly good bass voice.

Then Sailor Moon and Misty join in.

"Gallileo!"

Gallileo!"

"Gallileo!"

"Gallileo!"

"Gallileo figaro!"

"Magnifico-o-o-o-oooooooo!"

You join in again. "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me..."

"HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!" booms the rest of your friends.

*tinkletinkletinkletinkle!*

"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"

"Bismillah, NO! We will not let you go!"

"LET HIM GO!"

"Bismillah, We will not let you go!"

"LET HIM GO!"

"Bismillah, We will not let you go"

"LET ME GO!"

"Will not let you go"

"LET ME GO!" "Never!"

"Never let you go!"

"Let me go!"

"Never let me goooooooooo!!!"

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"Oh mama mia, mama mia!"

"MAMA MIA LET ME GO!"

"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeee,"

"For meeeee,"

"For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Touji once again starts an epic guitar wail, and you do another solo section.

"So you think you can stone me, and spit in my eeeeeyyyyyeeee! So you think you can love me, then leave me to DIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!"

The rest of the harem joins in again "OOOOOOOOHHHHH, BABY! CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!"

"Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right out of here!"

*more guitar shredding*

BRS works the piano up to the penultimate section of the song.

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!"

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!"

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-OH!"

"Ooooh yeah, ooooh yeah!"

Touji slowly tones down his guitar playing, as the song mellows out.

"Nothing really matters...Anyone can see..."

"Nothing really matters..."

"Nothing really matters..."

"To meeeeeeeeeee!"

BRS and Touji do the final instrumental section.

"Any way the wiiiiind...blooooooows...." you sing, at last.

*gong crash*

You slump back into a chair.

"Phew, my vocal chords are worn out..."

Kensuke puts his hand on your shoulder. "So, how are we going to get back?"

1: Just take the Dai-Kaizoku-Sen-Gan, after all, that's how we got here,
2: Walk, it's good for you,
3: Take the bus, why not?
Or 4: Try teleporting with the power of GAR?

1.)

However, have all of the Harem members contribute their powers to make a giant ship mecha the size of several galaxies put together. Then, use it to punch a hole in reality and send them back to their home universes. Finally, perform the ultimate Giga-Evangelion Breaker and smash directly in the aftermath of Rei's party. Complete with everyone in full-leather outfits from Corset and naked Kaworu comatose in Asuka's bed.

EVAfacepalm wrote:1.)

However, have all of the Harem members contribute their powers to make a giant ship mecha the size of several galaxies put together. Then, use it to punch a hole in reality and send them back to their home universes. Finally, perform the ultimate Giga-Evangelion Breaker and smash directly in the aftermath of Rei's party. Complete with everyone in full-leather outfits from Corset and naked Kaworu comatose in Asuka's bed.

We're doing this.

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EVAfacepalm wrote:1.)

However, have all of the Harem members contribute their powers to make a giant ship mecha the size of several galaxies put together. Then, use it to punch a hole in reality and send them back to their home universes. Finally, perform the ultimate Giga-Evangelion Breaker and smash directly in the aftermath of Rei's party. Complete with everyone in full-leather outfits from Corset and naked Kaworu comatose in Asuka's bed.

You, sir, are the master of suggestions.

I choose EVAfacepalm's version of 1.

1!

EVAfacepalm wrote:1.)

However, have all of the Harem members contribute their powers to make a giant ship mecha the size of several galaxies put together. Then, use it to punch a hole in reality and send them back to their home universes. Finally, perform the ultimate Giga-Evangelion Breaker and smash directly in the aftermath of Rei's party. Complete with everyone in full-leather outfits from Corset and naked Kaworu comatose in Asuka's bed.

he's already wrote it, no reason to throw it away.

I feel like that version of 1 could lead to some 4 as well (which would be awesome)

4 for awesomeness.