[CYOA] Shinji's Silly Misadventures!
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Oh, this is a tough one.
I'll say 3.
When you have the ISH you don't need a conventional gentlemen's club. And Yoko's store is in the middle of crowded Tokyo 3, and I imagined it being like one of those Japanese stores that are practically open air, so no privacy there. And the rusty spork sounds like just sitting in their seats will give you tetanus.
Also, with the veritable army of the ISH at your command, the music can forcibly be changed to whatever you want! Although why you would want to is beyond me, GET FUNKY Shinji!
I'll say 3.
When you have the ISH you don't need a conventional gentlemen's club. And Yoko's store is in the middle of crowded Tokyo 3, and I imagined it being like one of those Japanese stores that are practically open air, so no privacy there. And the rusty spork sounds like just sitting in their seats will give you tetanus.
Also, with the veritable army of the ISH at your command, the music can forcibly be changed to whatever you want! Although why you would want to is beyond me, GET FUNKY Shinji!
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.
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Three.
The Reference SPOILER: Show
And by the way, I loved your Hitchhiker reference. Make my day!
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
3!
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1! Sounds terribly classy (mostly facetious)
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3- it's Saturday Night Fever time.
"That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!" -Jim Steinman
"When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar." -Bruce Springsteen
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"...See you on the Dark Side Of The Moon~"
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"How about that disco down the road?" you suggest "I do love me a good disco, even if they are horrifically 70s"
Misato sighs, nostalgically. "Oh, I used to love that disco...The lights, the jukebox, the warm beer...Shame I won't be at the bachelor party to enjoy it again...Ah well, maybe next time..."
Gendo peels his face off of the floor and simply shrugs. "Meh, I can't even be bothered to get angry now. Go ahead"
"Then it is decided" states Rei "Shinji, his friends, and the Imperial Shinji Harem will have a bachelor party in the local Disco"
Asuka frowns. "Hey, what about us? What are we ladies gonna do?"
"I have that worked out too" says Rei "We female members of the cast will have a bachelorette party here at the apartment, with Kaworu as entertainment"
Asuka sits perplexed for a moment, then grins.
"I like your thinking..." she chuckles, a demented smile creeping across her face.
"Excellent!" you say "Now to get prepared for the party..."
You change back into your normal outfit and go into the lounge. You walk over to the phone, and pick it up.
You dial a number into the phone and hold it to your ear.
After a few seconds of ringing, you get a response.
"H-hello? Sailor Moon here. Got a monster you need exterminating? Day need saving? 'Cause if so, the Sailor Senshi are here to help!"
"Oh, hello Usagi!" you respond "I'm having my bachelor party at the local disco, and I wondered if you wanted to come..."
"Ooh, I'd love to! I'll be round in a bit! See you!" she says cheerfully, before hanging up.
Several minutes of phonecalls to your friends and the members of the ISH (and booking the disco) and the party is organized.
"OK! Right, that's the party sorted out...Now how am I going to get there?" ask yourself.
1: Take the Boat 1.11: This Is (Not) A Pirate Ship,
2: Ask Misato to drive you there,
3: Take the bus,
Or 4: Walk?
Misato sighs, nostalgically. "Oh, I used to love that disco...The lights, the jukebox, the warm beer...Shame I won't be at the bachelor party to enjoy it again...Ah well, maybe next time..."
Gendo peels his face off of the floor and simply shrugs. "Meh, I can't even be bothered to get angry now. Go ahead"
"Then it is decided" states Rei "Shinji, his friends, and the Imperial Shinji Harem will have a bachelor party in the local Disco"
Asuka frowns. "Hey, what about us? What are we ladies gonna do?"
"I have that worked out too" says Rei "We female members of the cast will have a bachelorette party here at the apartment, with Kaworu as entertainment"
Asuka sits perplexed for a moment, then grins.
"I like your thinking..." she chuckles, a demented smile creeping across her face.
"Excellent!" you say "Now to get prepared for the party..."
You change back into your normal outfit and go into the lounge. You walk over to the phone, and pick it up.
You dial a number into the phone and hold it to your ear.
After a few seconds of ringing, you get a response.
"H-hello? Sailor Moon here. Got a monster you need exterminating? Day need saving? 'Cause if so, the Sailor Senshi are here to help!"
"Oh, hello Usagi!" you respond "I'm having my bachelor party at the local disco, and I wondered if you wanted to come..."
"Ooh, I'd love to! I'll be round in a bit! See you!" she says cheerfully, before hanging up.
Several minutes of phonecalls to your friends and the members of the ISH (and booking the disco) and the party is organized.
"OK! Right, that's the party sorted out...Now how am I going to get there?" ask yourself.
1: Take the Boat 1.11: This Is (Not) A Pirate Ship,
2: Ask Misato to drive you there,
3: Take the bus,
Or 4: Walk?
Here lies Squigsquasher.
2013-2017.
2013-2017.
1!
"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid." - Me
"Has anyone ever told you how pretty your eyes are?" - Akio's most famous line.
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Gigantic, Rocket-Powered, Pirate Ship thats reallya robot FTW
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Godzilla never had an AT Field!!
You dumbass, what the hell else do you think I'm talking about? We're gonna combine!!
If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
Your victory was a Deus Ex Machina, ergo that cake is a lie!
You dumbass, what the hell else do you think I'm talking about? We're gonna combine!!
If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
Your victory was a Deus Ex Machina, ergo that cake is a lie!
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I think One is the obvious answer here.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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The people have spoken.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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You decide to give the Boat 1.11: This Is (Not) A Pirate Ship another spin. After all, how better to arrive at a disco than on a pirate ship with wheels?
"I'm heading off now! See you later!" you call, before leaving the apartment.
You head down the stairs into the car park. Then you notice someone standing by the entrance. It is a female figure wearing a miniskirt, with ludicrously long pigtails.
"Hey, Shinji! Here I am!" calls out the figure. She steps into the light, and you see that the figure is in fact Sailor Moon.
"Ah, Usagi-chan! There you are! You were quick!" you respond "How did you get here so fast?"
She shrugs. "I dunno. Magic"
You chuckle a bit. "Anyway, I've got something to show you..." you say to her.
You stride over to the garage containing the ship, and unlock it with your Core Drill.
The door slowly rattles open, revealing the prow of your mighty conveyance.
Sailor Moon stands in amazement. "Wow. Nice boat..."
Somewhere, Makoto, a boy from a certain deconstructive visual novel, clutches his stomach in pain.
"Oof! What's going on? The strategy guide said this was the route to the good ending! What have I done to deserve this?" he groans.
You approach the boat, and run your hand along the keel.
"One more ride, old friend" you murmur to the landship.
You climb the ladder on the side of the vehicle, and leap onto the bridge of the ship. You raise the Core Drill high into the air, and plunge it into the socket on the steering wheel. Moon follows you up.
"Pilot the unpilotable, tame the untameable, ROW ROW RIDE THE POWAH!" you declare, and give the Core Drill a good twist.
The engine roars into life, and the Boat 1.11: This Is (Not) A Pirate Ship lurches forward.
Sailor Moon is amazed. "Gah, why could Toei Animation never come up with anything this cool? I am so switching to Gainax after this!"
You steer the wooden behemoth out of the car park and powerslide onto the road, before rocketing off to Touji's residence.
Eventually you arrive at the Suzahara household. You consider just dismounting the mighty ship and knocking on the door, but decide that would be nowhere near awesome enough.
"Hang on, I'm just going to call my friend out" you tell Usagi.
You clear your throat, and begin an utterly epic speech.
"I am Shinji Ikari, the third child, and pilot of Evangelion Unit 01. When a wall gets in my way, I kick a hole in it. When people try to get me down, I smack them aside. When Asuka kicks me across the room and breaks my spine, I get up again! When Hideaki Anno writes a depressing ending, I write a new one! A better one! I am Shinji Ikari! I am the pilot of Evangelion Unit 01! My SDAT Player is the one that will pierce the heavens! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?"
You raise your fist, and then, with all your might, twist the Core Drill in the wheel.
"DAI-KAIZOKU-SEN-GAN...ACTIVATE!!!"
The Boat 1.11 temporarily glows birght green, and then transforms into its Ganmen form. The sheer amount of unrestrained awesomeness is too much for the cheap background, which promptly explodes. However, even this is not enough, and the explosion explodes.
Controlling the Dai-Kaizoku-Sen-Gan, you then kneel over and politely knock on the door with the massive fist of your wooden mecha.
Touji casually opens the door.
"Oh, hey Shinji! Good choice of transportation. May I hop on?"
You give him the thumbs up. "Sure! Come aboard!"
Suddenly you hear yelling from within the Suzahara house. "Touji Suzahara! What in tarnation is going on out there!?! Are you playing one of your crazy video games again!?!?"
Touji rolls his eyes. "Aunty, you're pissed. Take a Pepto-Bismol and go to bed!"
"Let's get outta here!" he whispers to you.
He climbs onto the head of Dai-Kaizoku-Sen-Gan, and you run off in the giant mechanoid.
After several more stops, your friends, and the Imperial Shinji Harem are safely aboard. Eventually you arrive at the disco.
"The Noise Tank disco. Featuring the talent of DJ Spunky. Classy" grumbles Black Rock Shooter "Still, I'm sure we can have fun, as long as there's alcohol and Shinji's around!"
"OK then!" says Kensuke "Forward, comrades!"
You then proceed into the disco.
The disco is dimly lit, with a pulsing multicoloured light floor, disco ball, and a few old people with weird 70s hairstyles. Still, the music seems pretty good.
"I'm sure it will look a lot better once we've had a drink!" says Miku, optimistically.
"Good idea" say you, Touji and Kensuke simultaneously.
You stroll nonchalantly over to the bar to see what they have on offer.
"A'right?" grunts the barman "What can I get for you?"
1: Gin and tonic,
2: A mysterious cocktail named "Purple John",
3: Bitter lemon,
Or 4: A Tequila Slammer?
"I'm heading off now! See you later!" you call, before leaving the apartment.
You head down the stairs into the car park. Then you notice someone standing by the entrance. It is a female figure wearing a miniskirt, with ludicrously long pigtails.
"Hey, Shinji! Here I am!" calls out the figure. She steps into the light, and you see that the figure is in fact Sailor Moon.
"Ah, Usagi-chan! There you are! You were quick!" you respond "How did you get here so fast?"
She shrugs. "I dunno. Magic"
You chuckle a bit. "Anyway, I've got something to show you..." you say to her.
You stride over to the garage containing the ship, and unlock it with your Core Drill.
The door slowly rattles open, revealing the prow of your mighty conveyance.
Sailor Moon stands in amazement. "Wow. Nice boat..."
Somewhere, Makoto, a boy from a certain deconstructive visual novel, clutches his stomach in pain.
"Oof! What's going on? The strategy guide said this was the route to the good ending! What have I done to deserve this?" he groans.
You approach the boat, and run your hand along the keel.
"One more ride, old friend" you murmur to the landship.
You climb the ladder on the side of the vehicle, and leap onto the bridge of the ship. You raise the Core Drill high into the air, and plunge it into the socket on the steering wheel. Moon follows you up.
"Pilot the unpilotable, tame the untameable, ROW ROW RIDE THE POWAH!" you declare, and give the Core Drill a good twist.
The engine roars into life, and the Boat 1.11: This Is (Not) A Pirate Ship lurches forward.
Sailor Moon is amazed. "Gah, why could Toei Animation never come up with anything this cool? I am so switching to Gainax after this!"
You steer the wooden behemoth out of the car park and powerslide onto the road, before rocketing off to Touji's residence.
Eventually you arrive at the Suzahara household. You consider just dismounting the mighty ship and knocking on the door, but decide that would be nowhere near awesome enough.
"Hang on, I'm just going to call my friend out" you tell Usagi.
You clear your throat, and begin an utterly epic speech.
"I am Shinji Ikari, the third child, and pilot of Evangelion Unit 01. When a wall gets in my way, I kick a hole in it. When people try to get me down, I smack them aside. When Asuka kicks me across the room and breaks my spine, I get up again! When Hideaki Anno writes a depressing ending, I write a new one! A better one! I am Shinji Ikari! I am the pilot of Evangelion Unit 01! My SDAT Player is the one that will pierce the heavens! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?"
You raise your fist, and then, with all your might, twist the Core Drill in the wheel.
"DAI-KAIZOKU-SEN-GAN...ACTIVATE!!!"
The Boat 1.11 temporarily glows birght green, and then transforms into its Ganmen form. The sheer amount of unrestrained awesomeness is too much for the cheap background, which promptly explodes. However, even this is not enough, and the explosion explodes.
Controlling the Dai-Kaizoku-Sen-Gan, you then kneel over and politely knock on the door with the massive fist of your wooden mecha.
Touji casually opens the door.
"Oh, hey Shinji! Good choice of transportation. May I hop on?"
You give him the thumbs up. "Sure! Come aboard!"
Suddenly you hear yelling from within the Suzahara house. "Touji Suzahara! What in tarnation is going on out there!?! Are you playing one of your crazy video games again!?!?"
Touji rolls his eyes. "Aunty, you're pissed. Take a Pepto-Bismol and go to bed!"
"Let's get outta here!" he whispers to you.
He climbs onto the head of Dai-Kaizoku-Sen-Gan, and you run off in the giant mechanoid.
After several more stops, your friends, and the Imperial Shinji Harem are safely aboard. Eventually you arrive at the disco.
"The Noise Tank disco. Featuring the talent of DJ Spunky. Classy" grumbles Black Rock Shooter "Still, I'm sure we can have fun, as long as there's alcohol and Shinji's around!"
"OK then!" says Kensuke "Forward, comrades!"
You then proceed into the disco.
The disco is dimly lit, with a pulsing multicoloured light floor, disco ball, and a few old people with weird 70s hairstyles. Still, the music seems pretty good.
"I'm sure it will look a lot better once we've had a drink!" says Miku, optimistically.
"Good idea" say you, Touji and Kensuke simultaneously.
You stroll nonchalantly over to the bar to see what they have on offer.
"A'right?" grunts the barman "What can I get for you?"
1: Gin and tonic,
2: A mysterious cocktail named "Purple John",
3: Bitter lemon,
Or 4: A Tequila Slammer?
Here lies Squigsquasher.
2013-2017.
2013-2017.
2 The others aren't ridiculous enough.
Godzilla never had an AT Field!!
You dumbass, what the hell else do you think I'm talking about? We're gonna combine!!
If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
Your victory was a Deus Ex Machina, ergo that cake is a lie!
You dumbass, what the hell else do you think I'm talking about? We're gonna combine!!
If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
Your victory was a Deus Ex Machina, ergo that cake is a lie!
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