[CYOA] Shinji's Silly Misadventures!

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:43 am

View Original PostEVAfacepalm wrote:I thought you learned of that cliche and tried to stop it!

When you get something and the public loves it, ya keep doing it.

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Postby BPES » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:56 am

Other than the possibly bad response of Asuka, I agree that four seems like the best option XD
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Postby sephiros » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:02 am

I think we've seen this before. We choose 4. Asuka hurts Shinji. She feels bad about it. We get fanservice.
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Postby notalive » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:31 am

4 I guess.

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Postby notalive » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:31 am

EDIT: Sorry for accidental double post.
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Postby Agentomega » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:09 pm

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:"I HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTRESS AS Misato AND SAILOR MOON!" cackles Excel.


WAIT WHAT. You blowin' my mind!

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Postby MAGI_01 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:27 pm

4!
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Postby Lavinius » Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:28 pm

4. However, also
View Original PostLavinius wrote:Put on Asuka's plugsuit and replace the pillow with yourself, and subsequently try to fall asleep. Though you do not quite realize it yet, psychological criticism performance art is your true calling in life. Kaworu would be proud.

Then it will come full circle.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:29 pm

^Sheer genius.

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Postby notalive » Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:46 pm

View Original PostLavinius wrote:Put on Asuka's plugsuit and replace the pillow with yourself, and subsequently try to fall asleep. Though you do not quite realize it yet, psychological criticism performance art is your true calling in life. Kaworu would be proud.

You are a genius!

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Postby Squigsquasher » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:42 pm

A fiendish grin creeps across your face.

"May I inquire as to why you suddenly appear so devious?" asks Rei.

"Let's sleep in Asuka's bed. I'm sure she won't mind..." you reply, snickering.

Rei does not look entirely convinced. "I am somewhat concerned that such a course of action will not end well. Asuka is well known for her tendencies towards violence, and I believe that joining her in her bed will elicit anger from her"

You clap Rei on the shoulder. "Oh, go on, Rei, she won't mind! She shared a bath with us, after all!"

Rei thinks for a bit, not sure on what to decide. Finally she makes up her mind.

"Hmm. You have a point" says Rei "It would be highly illogical of Asuka to complain at our presence in the bed, given our shared bath"

"Then it is decided" you declare "To Asuka's bedroom!"

You creep into Asuka's bedroom. Asuka has already fallen asleep. She actually looks quite cute when she isn't trying to kill you.

Then you see Asuka's open wardrobe, and the urge from the beginning of the CYOA grips you. Hanging up on one of the coathangers is Asuka's Plugsuit. And for some reason, you want to wear it.

"Um...Rei...I don't know how to say this...but-" you begin.

"You want to put the Plugsuit on?" cuts in Rei.

"Y-yeah..." you stutter.

Rei grins maniacally.

"Oh, I have to see this. Do it. DO IT"

You very carefully undress and slide into Asuka's plugsuit. The material squeaks a little as you tug it on.

Rei starts giggling uncontrollably. "Oh, Shinji, you look truly superb in it!"

You look at yourself in the mirror. You must admit, it suits your slender frame exceptionally well (unlike a certain, slightly podgy author over here). Somewhat more worryingly, the feel of the rubbery material is exceptionally...arousing.

You try to hide the bulge in the crotch area.

"Excellent. Now to begin phase 2 of Operation Certain Death: Entering the Red Dragon's bed" whispers an overexcited Rei.

The two of you tip-toe over to the bed, avoiding the various objects strewn on the floor, and being as quiet as possible.

You finally reach the bed, and the pair of you inch your way under the covers. Soon you and Rei are cuddled up with Asuka in her bed.

You feel Asuka wrap her arms around you. Then she murmers in her sleep.

"Mmm...Oh, Kaji, you'e almost as good as Shinji...mmm...Your skin feels very smooth today...almost like my...Plugsuit...wait a minute..."

Her bright blue eyes flick open.

"...Shinji!?! Rei?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BED!!?!?!" she shrieks.

"Ahem, erm, sorry, we assumed because you were OK to share the bath, that you wouldn't mind...Heh heh..." you reply, guiltily.

Asuka is not terribly impressed. "Hmm...Sounds dubious to me...I think you were-hang on, are you wearing my Plugsuit?"

"Yes!" says Rei "It suits him very well, don't you think?"

Asuka's face goes a similar bright red to the Plugsuit, pulls a face that would scare a Harpy, and literally kicks you out of the bed.

You fly through the air and hit the wall, leaving a Shinji-shaped crater.

"YOU CROSS-DRESSING, STUPID PERVERT! DID I SAY YOU COULD WEAR MY PLUGSUIT!? DID I!?!?!??! I'M GOING TO...Hey, Rei's right, that does actually suit you quite well! Sorry, Shinji! Come back in here!"

You decide to ignore Asuka's Tsundere...ness and extract yourself from the impact crater. You then crawl back into the bed.

"Oooouuuch...My spine..." you groan.

"Ah, you'll live!" replies Asuka "Now c'mere, let me hug you"

She promptly drags you next to her and squeezes you.

Eventually you, Rei and Asuka all fall asleep together, snuggled up and looking utterly adorable.

You wake up, and stretch. Then you notice a shotgun pointed at your nose.

"Yawn...What? Oh, Asuka, is that you? Please don't go pointing weapons at me this early...Wait...Dad?"

The person aiming at your head, it seems, is actually your bastardly father Gendo.

"GAH! What are you doing here?!?!" you cry, cowering behind the sheet.

"Now listen here, son, or I'll blow your head clean off!" Gendo growls.

This is bad. What do you do?

1: Stay still and listen to what he has to say,
2: Try and overpower him,
3: Wake up Rei and Asuka and have them deal with him,
Or 4: Pray that Kaworu comes to your rescue?
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:45 pm

1. I have a feeling that Shotgun Polygamy is on the way.

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Postby TomasJC » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:51 pm

1- we should find out what Gendo wants before taking action.
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Postby MAGI_01 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:53 pm

1!
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Postby EVAfacepalm » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:08 pm

1.) Just listen to what he has to say.

Then once you know what he wants, yell really loud to wake Misato up. Make sure to insert and put special emphasis on the words "Get" Unit" "1" "Remote" and "Now"
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Postby Lavinius » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:08 pm

1. Please also note the Star Trek-style alien/floating cross in the corner. This is Rei's father.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:12 pm

How the hell did we get a majority this fast?

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Postby notalive » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:17 pm

Because secretly everyone loves that scheming bastard...

Oh, and I choose 1.

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Postby Justacrazyguy » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:29 pm

Humpf...

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Postby sephiros » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:34 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:How the hell did we get a majority this fast?

We all knew he'd come back. This is might be the last arc and Gendo is Shinji's greatest enemy. He has to give his evil monologue before the big final battle.
Godzilla never had an AT Field!!
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