Sorry for not updating for so long, my internet cuts out at midnight and I forgot to post the update. Fortunately I saved it, so here it is!Thanks, EVAFacepalm. However, I will keep it relatively brief to avoid stagnation.
"TENTACRUEL! I choose...YOU!" you bellow to the heavens, shaking the foundations of the Earth with manliness.
Tentacruel floats forwards, waving her flippy floppy tentacles.
You declare her first move. "TENTACRUEL! Use-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!" screams Asuka.
You turn round and notice that Tentacruel is no longer in front of you. Instead, she is now grasping Rei, Mari and Asuka in her tentacles, and tickling them in highly inappropriate areas. It doesn't help that this
starts playing for no reason.
"What is this perverted animal doing!?! It's stroking my glorious mammaries!" cries Mari, answering her own question.
"Shinji! STOP THIS THING! I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF EPISODE 22! ONLY YOU AND Kaji MAY TOUCH ME THERE!" Asuka wails, as Tentacruel bops her on the nose playfully.
Rei, on the other hand, seems extremely pleased with the situation.
"Yes! Yes! Please continue with this course of action, airbound cephalopod, for it is highly arousing! Ooh, yes! More!" she squeaks happily.
Even the tentacled monstrosity is a little unnerved by this. Regardless, she keeps stroking anyway.
You look towards Zeruel (the Angel, not Kaworu's Shedninja).
"Zeruel! What do we do?"
The Angel just looks on with his jaw dropped even wider open than usual."...I...I am honestly lost for words..."
shivers the monster, his toilet paper arms quivering.
Only Kaworu seems to maintain some kind of composure.
"Well...Tentacruel certainly doesn't seem to be trying to hurt them...I don't think she's angry, just...curious" he ponders. "There's no need to resort to drastic measures"
"Oh, please do not feel obligated to alter the present situation!" giggles Rei "This is almost as much fun as Shinji when he uses an umbrella to-"
"Yes, that's quite enough of that" mutters Kaworu "besides, I do not think your companions are enjoying themselves"
"MAKE IT STOP!!!!" screams Asuka.
"Ow! Don't be so rough!" moans Mari "My earlobes are not toys!"
"So, Shinji, what the hell are we going to do?" queries a rather stressed looking Kaworu.
1: Throw a Pokeball at Tentacruel,
2: Try and wake up the rest of your harem to deal with the monster using their various talents (BRS's cannon skills, Sailor Moon's magic, Miku's...Umm...Lovely voice?)
3: Try and persuade Kaworu to use his Angel powers,
Or 4: Wake up Ritsuko and get her to bring over Unit 01 to stop the creature, and finally properly feature the Evangelions in an Evangelion CYOA?
Here lies Squigsquasher.