Nuclear Lunchbox wrote:"What the what the fuck what the fuck the what the what what fucking fuck what the fuck what the fuck what fuck fuck?" ~My reaction to the post

Move Shinji into the continuum of Panty and Stocking.

Sorry....Did I go too far?

This is still an Eva CYOA, let's keep it mainly in that universe.

However, I would like to see Scanty and Kneesocks, or even Panty and Stocking themselves meet Kaworu. Once either pair hears he's an "angel", hillarity will ensue.

Also, on my previous idea, many of you are probably wondering what to do with the several characters in the ISH that don't have parental figures. For several of them, I don't know. But with BRS, I have an idea for an "adopted father' of sorts. What other anime characters do we know who are otherworldly, have weird hair, glowing eyes, and huge guns?

You know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0iu0VBUjM

So, to get an actual vote going here, here are the options we've proposed that we'll be voting on.

1.) Start Third Impact
2.) Parental Figure Attack
3.) Teleport into Daten City
4.) Introduce Kaworu to the PSG girls and see what happens.

"4 is best" seems to be true once again. I cast my vote for my own idea, 4.

4..

You know guys, I think we should pick 1. We're supposed to get serious or something, right?

Wait...

WAIT!

Disregard what I just said, I want all the 4!

1 or 2 would be grand.

If 4 wins, for the record, Kaworu's transformation song must be a techno synthesizer rendition of Ode to Joy.

Well, it's official. My readers are better at organizing and running the CYOA than me.

In all seriousness guys, thank you so much for staying loyal to this CYOA, it means a lot to me. And yes, if 4 wins, there will be a techno-synthesized version of Ode to Joy (or at least, there will be in-universe. I have all the musical ability of a penguin myself)

So something like this or this I presume haha

Agentomega wrote:So something like this or this I presume haha

Thank you very much! Backing music!

Also known as "Ode To Joy: Albino Bishonen Space Jesus Super Happy Funky Dance Mix", featuring DJ Israfel.

Also, I think this fits quite well.

Well, 4 wins.

On this topic, Squig, have you watched through all of PSG yet? You implied that you hadn't gotten past the first two episodes a while ago.

EVAfacepalm wrote:Well, 4 wins.

On this topic, Squig, have you watched through all of PSG yet? You implied that you hadn't gotten past the first two episodes a while ago.

I still haven't watched past Episode 4. I love the series, but I'm watching so many series that I keep on forgetting to watch it.

Anyway, on with the story!

You crawl out of bed, struggling to stay upright. You narrowly avoid tripping on Miku's pigtails, and just about manage to open the door.

Everybody is sprawled all over the floor, in various stages of undress and intoxication. Hikari and Touji are snuggled up on the sofa, Kaji and Misato are under the table, moaning profusely (you're not sure if they're moaning with pleasure or from the hangover), the Bridge Bunnies are clutching their heads, struggling to fight off the headache, Ritsuko and Maya are lying on the rug, curled up together, and kept modest only by Ritsuko's lab coat, Yoko and Kensuke are completely naked, in a paddling pool which they got out for some reason (and even more bizarrely, filled with custard), both looking extremely flushed, and Kaworu is casually ignoring gravity and is lying on the ceiling.

You glance up at him. "Kaworu, get down from there!"

He looks up-or rather, down-groggily. "What? Oh, yes, sorry. I was so drunk I lost control of my angel powers and forgot which way was up. Do you have a Pepto-Bismol?"

He lazily floats back down to the correct gravitational orientation.

"Ugh. I don't feel to good, Shinji-kun. How are you?" he slurrs.

"Not too great myself" you reply. "And I think I just had an enormous franchise crossover orgy...A baby walrus was involved somehow..."

Kaworu winces. "Ah, yes, that does sound like Lilith. Always was an odd one..."

You give him a quizzical look. "Lilith? Isn't she in Terminal Dogma?"

"Did I say Lilith? Sorry, I meant Rei" Kaworu chuckles, sheepishly.

"How the hell did you get a quiet, somewhat perverted albino girl mixed up with an enormous, skyscraper sized mound of white flesh wearing a purple mask?" you ask, wondering if this is a stealth insult.

Kaworu sighs. "It's a long, long story...I think they have the answer on EvaGeeks Wiki, somewhere. I dunno, this story got so confusing even I can't remember what's going on. And don't get me started about the ending"

You nod. "Say, I don't think you've met the friends Rei invited round. Would you like to meet them?"

Kaworu smiles. "That sounds fun. Why not?"

You walk with him over to your room. The pair of you enter.

"Hey girls! I forgot to introduce this fellow to you. His name is Kaworu. He's an Angel, and he-"

Suddenly, Scanty and Kneesock's eyes flick wide open.

"Did you say...Angerru? ANGERRU? ANGERRU?"

You are confused. What's got into them, and why is the author typing in Engrish all of a sudden?

"Erm...calm down, ladies, he's harmless-"

Unfortunately, the pair of demons have gone quite insane.

"KIRRU ZEH ANGERRU!! WE HATE ANGERRUS!" the pair scream.

"I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying. Stop with the Engrish, please" Kaworu calmly states.

"Oh, sorry" Scanty apologizes. "Where were we? Oh that's right..."

"KILL THE ANGEL! WE HATE ANGELS!" the pair bellow, slightly more coherently this time.

"Now, now, please calm down" says Kaworu, as relaxed as ever "I think you may be slightly mixed up. I'm not that kind of-"

He is interrupted by Kneesock's scythes rebounding off of his AT field.

Kneesock looks in horror at the glowing octagonal shield that has manifested before the albino messiah-type-figure.

"H...How did that happen?" she wails.

"I told you, I'm not that kind of Angel, I'm-"

"AN ANGEL'S AN ANGEL!" screeches Scanty, drawing her pistols and unloading shot after shot into Kaworu.

As expected, the bullets simply vapourize before they even come close to him.

Kaworu simply smiles. "Your weapons cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel-oh, wait, sorry, that's Batfink. Whoops, wrong character" He stops to clears his throat. "Anyway, if you don't stop doing that I will have to retaliate. Well, I won't have to, but otherwise we're going to be here all day, and that would be boring"

I've got to do something you think to yourself. Otherwise somebody's going to get hurt, and 600 Yen says it ain't gonna be Kaworu.

What do you do?

1: Try and rouse Black Rock Shooter from her drunken stupor and get her to intervene, with sword and cannon if necessary,
2: Get Miku to calm down both sides with a soothing song,
3: Make Mudkip use Water Gun to cool off the combatants,
4: Attempt to intervene yourself,
Or 5: Sit back and watch, with a bowl of popcorn?

4, but not in the way you think.

Run to NERV and get Unit-01. Or better yet, ask Ritsuko to do some SCIENCE and remotely call it to the apartment.

Also, the reason I asked if you had finished PSG yet was because some of the stuff you've done really fits with the episodes you haven't seen yet. Let's just say that it probably wasn't Rei that introduced the weird food items into the "party" last night, based on episode 12.

Edit: Also, is Shinji dirt broke from the party? His bet translates to only $6 US.

4 again!

555

3! Because there hasn't been enough Mudkip up in here.

So I herd U liek Mudkips...

3! For the Mudkips!