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Postby EVAfacepalm » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:59 pm

6. Put on "EoE the Musical" and skip to the part where Seele and the MP Evas do a song and dance number to the tune of "The Inquisition" from History of The World.
Then, while they're singing along, destroy the CD.
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby Agentomega » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:50 pm

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Postby MAGI_01 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:08 pm

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Postby TomasJC » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:19 pm

Damn, I was hoping for a 'Play "The Dark Side Of The Moon" LP' option. But anyway, 5- lets hear Shinji wow the committee with his Russian Trololol powers.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:29 pm

Five!

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Postby notalive » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:14 am

The Interstella option! I mean five!...

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Postby Squigsquasher » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:46 pm

Hey, sorry I haven't updated this in a while, I'm feeling really tired now so I can't update it tonight. Tomorrow I will try and get it updated.

Thanks for being so patient!
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Postby EVAfacepalm » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:03 pm

It's okay, we can wait.

Also, a small tip. Since trololo wins, I should note that it isn't in Russian. Some of you might already know this, but when I was reading about the song I found that it was in fact written to be sung in a style called "vokaliz" where there are no actual words. I'm just putting this out there in case you were thinking of putting in a sentence along the lines of "You sing in fluent Russian despite being Japanese." Which would, admittedly, be funny.
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby notalive » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:39 am

View Original PostEVAfacepalm wrote:"You sing in fluent Russian despite being Japanese."

You sing in fluent Russian despite the song not having any words and you being Japanese :lol:

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Postby Squigsquasher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:50 am

You spin around on your heel and look Keel Lorenz directly in the eye, despite the fact that he is wearing an eye-obscuring visor. He flinches at your ability to completely defy reason and proper storytelling.

You stand completely still for a few seconds, and then grin devilishly.

"Wh....What are you doing?" Keel says, quivering.

Then the music starts playing.

The apartment is inexplicably filled with jolly Russian music, and then, you begin to sing.

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, ya ya yaaaaaaaaah, ya ya ya, ya, ya yaaaah, Ohohohohoooooooo yo yo yoooo, ya ya ya, ya, ya ya..."

The Instrumentality Committee stand completely motionless, with a look of horror on their faces.

"Heyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye, Ohohohohooo" you croon, singing in fluent Russian despite the fact that you are Japanese, have no knowledge of Russian, and the song is actually gibberish.

Misato and Kaji start to chuckle.

"Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye, Trololololoooooooooool!"

The other partygoers begin to sing along.

"Aaaaoooooooohhh, lalala, la, la la la"

"Nah nah nah nah nananananananaaahh," you continue "Nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah, Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh!"

The Instrumentality Committee are now trembling. "No more, please!" begs Mutton Chops.

You carry on anyway. "Nahnahnaaaaaaaaaahh, nah nah naaaaaaaaaahh, nah nah nah, nah, nah nah..."

"OK! OK! WE GIVE UP!" screeches Keel Lorenz, now on his knees. "JUST STOP THAT HORRIBLE SONG! PLEASE!"

The author breathes a sigh of relief, as now he doesn't need to copy out the lyrics anymore.

"Good. Now give the LP to me, and I won't sing any more" you state, loud, clear and coldly.

The terrified old man passes you the record. You proceed to snap it over your knee and feed the remnants to Pen-Pen.

"Waark!" the little penguin exclaims happily, which is Penguinese for "Mmm, tastes like licorice!"

"Hmm, I thought it smelled oddly edible. Anyway, you freaks, get out" you say, pointing at the Committee and gesturing to the door.

All 5 of the SEELE Council scurry away, running out the door.

"Excellent. Now, on with the party!"

A few minutes later, and the party is back in full swing.

Yoko and Kensuke stumble out of the bathroom, both flushed bright red, Yoko's face in a "panting with pleasure" expression, whilst Kensuke looks extremely pleased, but also exhausted.

"Ooh, *pant* Kensuke...You were *pant* excellent in there..." gasps Yoko.

"Heh heh...*pant pant pant* No problem, miss Littner...*pant* I think I need CPR...*pant pant*" he replies.

Hikari then approaches you. "So, Shinji, now that all the interruptions are out of the way, shall we decide on which movie to watch?"

"Good idea, Hikari! Let's take a look..." you reply.

Which of the 2 movies you have bought do you put on?

1: The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire,
Or 2: End of Evangelion: The Musical?
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Postby Lavinius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:17 am

1. Obviously.
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Postby EVAfacepalm » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:29 am

2. Also, is there a joke I'm not getting with option 1? Is there like some weird hentai out there that frames itself as a documentary that everyone but me has heard of?
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby Justacrazyguy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:42 am

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Postby Lavinius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:47 am

View Original PostEVAfacepalm wrote:2. Also, is there a joke I'm not getting with option 1? Is there like some weird hentai out there that frames itself as a documentary that everyone but me has heard of?


The point of option 1 was give Rei ideas.
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Postby EVAfacepalm » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:54 am

I'm still going with 2. You need more than two girls for it to count as a harem, Shinji!

Now, if we were to call in some more girls from some other anime series, then I would go with 1.
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby Squigsquasher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:03 am

View Original PostEVAfacepalm wrote:2. Also, is there a joke I'm not getting with option 1? Is there like some weird hentai out there that frames itself as a documentary that everyone but me has heard of?


it was one of the options we picked in the supermarket scene, for great lulz.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:09 am

One. For great justice.

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Postby MAGI_01 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:49 pm

One.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:54 pm

View Original PostEVAfacepalm wrote:Now, if we were to call in some more girls from some other anime series, then I would go with 1.

Squiggy, your fans have spoken...

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Postby EVAfacepalm » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:04 pm

Yes! I refer you to my suggestion on page 18 now that 1 has won. :devil:

Also, I just remembered reading something that said Scanty and Kneesocks resembled palette swapped versions of Nia and Yoko...
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.


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