[CYOA] Shinji's Silly Misadventures!

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:05 pm

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:This IS Kozoman we're talking about here. Did you honestly expect any different?

My lack of knowing who Kozoman was prolly had something to do with it. -o-;

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Postby Justacrazyguy » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:22 pm

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Postby Lavinius » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:34 pm

View Original PostLavinius wrote:3. I want to have to chose a film. Like, something about the Ottoman Empire or something, to give Rei ideas.
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Postby MAGI_01 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:59 pm

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Postby Agentomega » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:23 pm

3 is a good number hyes.
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Postby Lavinius » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:01 pm

If it requires eight votes, and six have been for three, it is inevitable that three will win even if you bother (us) to wait. Please update, my good man.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:58 pm

"Let's take a look at the film section" you say to your comrades "We need some entertainment after all"

"An excellent idea, Shinji-sama" coos Rei "We can get some romantic music while we're at it. Now please, Shinji-sama, hold my leash"

"Ugh...Slutty wondergirl..." mutters Asuka.

You march over to the film section to see what is on offer. Immediately, Rei, Asuka and Misato start looking through the various products.

"Hey, look here! I found something with us in it!" calls Asuka.

You take a look at the item she is holding and nearly vomit. The case says Ikki Tousen Dragon Destiny Complete Omnibus on the cover, and shows what appears to be a blue eyed Rei and an incredibly busty Asuka in rather suggestive combat poses.

"GEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH?!?!?" screeches Asuka "Why are my panties showing? And why are my breasts so grotesquely large? I don't remember this bit being in the Evangelion TV series!"

Even Rei looks put off "They have given me the incorrect colour for my eyes. My eyes are red, not blue. Also, my hair is a shade too dark and I have never worn a maid outfit. Yet. At least they left on my medical eyepatch"

You are rather shocked by the box art of this drivel. "Oh dear...Asuka, I never knew you could do karate-"

"THAT ISN'T ME!" bellows Asuka.

"They got our names wrong too. My name is Rei Ayanami, not Ryomou Shimei, and your name is Asuka Langley Soryhu, not Sonsaku Hakufu" mutters Rei disapprovingly.

"And who's this Kanu Unchou bitch? Is she supposed to be Mari?"

"Also, the amount of detail put into the illustration of our panties-clad posteriors seems unnecessary"

"Why are you fighting with a pair of handcuffs again?"

"I highly doubt that clothes are actually as fragile as depicted in this anime"

"What's even the point of this any-"

"AHEM" you shout to your companions "As much as I would love for the author to continue bitching about a show he doesn't like, I am pretty sure the readers would like it if we got on with the CYOA"

"...Sorry..." mutter Asuka and Rei.

You look back at the selection of films. They are in a variety of formats, ranging from VHS to Laserdisc and even Betamax, but fortunately you have acquired various devices for watching obsolete video formats on.

Which film do you get?

1: End of Evangelion: The Musical,
2: The Rise and Fall of the Ottoman Empire,
3: Cardcaptor Sakura 3: Full Metal Kero,
4: How SEELE Tanged Christmas,
5: The Star Wars Holiday Special,
6: Garzey's Wing,
Or 7: The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon?
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Postby Lavinius » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:01 pm

222222 for harem ending!
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Postby Justacrazyguy » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:05 pm

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:23 pm

Two. And buy the Ikki Tousen while you're at it. Even though it's good for nothing but fanservice, that would be the point of buying it.

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Postby MAGI_01 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:36 pm

2!
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Postby Agentomega » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:10 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Two. And buy the Ikki Tousen while you're at it. Even though it's good for nothing but fanservice, that would be the point of buying it.


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Postby notalive » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:53 am

As much as 1 tempts me, I think we wouldn't want to have our guests arguing whether the song Asuka sang at the end was about wanting to puke or not. Plus, it would leave our guests kinda WTF-y.

That leaves us with 2 - the the best option :D

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Postby Dream » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:19 am

3, because why not.
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Postby TomasJC » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:50 pm

5 would be pure evil, so I'll go with 1 instead.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:09 pm

"How about this, Rei?" you ask your blue haired companion, gently tugging her leash. She happily comes to look at the package.

"A documentary film about the Ottoman Empire" Rei says breathily, sounding more moe than ever "This is exactly what I wanted"

Asuka does not look so impressed. "Meh, a history film. Booooring" she sneers. "Sounds about as much fun as one of Sensei's lessons on the correct use of cutlery"

This does not look good. If Asuka is bored out of her mind during the film, then who knows what she might get up to. At best, she might try flirting with Kaji, at worst...she might get her baseball bat out again.

You wince, remembering the pain in your arse from the last time she had wielded the weapon.

"Tell you what" you say, sheepishly "Let's get this as well" you reach for the End of Evangelion: The Musical box and put it in the trolley.

"I think you will quite enjoy it" Rei chimes in, sounding cheerful "For it has many sections with incredibly buff half-naked men"

Asuka starts drooling.

"Where do I sign up?"

"Of course, they will not be as manly and sexually attractive as Shinji-sama, but they will do, I think" Rei adds, giggling slightly.

Asuka rolls her eyes. "...I will never understand you, wondergirl..."

Rei turns to you and gestures to the Ikki Tousen boxset.

"May we purchase this as well? I am eager to see how well they have portrayed me and Soryhu-chan in this tribute to us and our as yet unprecedented karate skills" she asks sweetly, as if she were a child asking for a lollipop.

Daaawww, now there's a cute thought... you think to yourself. Rei with a lollipop...

"Stop thinking pervy thoughts!" shouts Asuka, slapping your face.

"Ow! That was unnecessary!" you cry.

"I agree, that was highly uncalled for" Rei intones disapprovingly.

Suddenly, something occurs to you. "By the way, where's Misato?"

"That's a good point, I don't know..." Rei says, sounding concerned.

Then Misato pokes her head up from behind the CD stand.

You nearly fall over in shock. "Gah! What are you doing behind there?"

"Heh heh" she chuckles "I wanted to see how long it would take before you noticed I was missing"

You roll your eyes at your guardian's immaturity. "Come on then, let's go..."

Where next?

1: The meat section,
2: The vegetables section,
Or 3: The frozen food section?
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Postby EVAfacepalm » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:47 pm

Let's just get this shopping trip over with! Use the ship to snatch up everything!

If we must pick one, though, 2. Why? Well, remember Shinji's first encounter with Rei in this story?

Suggestion: Also, while at the party you could incorporate the Shinjinators mentioned on the "What Does Anno Do With His Money" thread. They could burst in while everyone's watching EoE the musical and people start complaining about the TV ending! And speaking of an EoE musical, the Seele members doing a song and tap dance number about Instrumentality. IT MUST BE DONE.
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Postby Justacrazyguy » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:28 pm

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Postby MAGI_01 » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:48 pm

hmmm 2....
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:00 pm

Get all of them. We've spent a while in the market.


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