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Postby Lavinius » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:47 pm

5. I want to have to chose a film. Like, something about the Ottoman Empire or something, to give Rei ideas.
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Postby MAGI_01 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:55 pm

4

Staying with my original vote hehe
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Postby Agentomega » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:26 pm

Meh, since we're getting everywhere eventually, might as well exploit the number 4 idea.

4 it is!
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Postby Justacrazyguy » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:57 pm

5 Make them watch Grave of the fireflies or something.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:11 pm

ALCOHOL. 4.

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Postby notalive » Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:35 am

Let's go with the 4, as I originally planned. (even tho I have a feeling 5's gonna be great)

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Postby TomasJC » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:50 pm

Lets go with 5.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:34 pm

"Let's check out the alcohol aisle next" you decide "It should keep Misato happy"

"Did someone say ALCOHOL!?" squeals Misato.

You stroll over to the alcohol section. Fortunately this is not dubbed by 4kids so the wine has not been replaced with "juice" and the beer is still beer, as opposed to "frothy water".

"Ooh, so much liquid gold! Cider, beer, wine, vodka, I want it all!" Misato giggles dreamily, her eyes going all starry in typical anime fashion.

"Geh. I have no idea how you drink that stuff" mutters Asuka.

Thank goodness for that you think to yourself.

"We should only buy enough alcohol for the party" intones Rei "We are already well supplied with alcohol, so it would be unwise to purchase a great deal more and squander our storage space"

Misato becomes instantly downcast. "Aww, if you say so...Sigh...Alcohol..."

You take a look around the aisle. What should you buy?

1: The pear cider,
2: The vodka and cocktail kit,
3: The cherry punch,
4: The champagne,
Or 5: "Aida-Suzahara Breweries Special Mixture"?
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Postby Justacrazyguy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:36 pm

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Postby notalive » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:55 pm

Aida-Suzahara Breweries? You must be kidding me :lol:
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Also, hurry up a bit. I NEED more Kozoman! Maybe you could make us meet him in one of the aisles?
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:00 pm

Yup, 5 is the way to go. You aren't trying to replace 4 with 5, are you?

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Postby MAGI_01 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:19 pm

5 it is
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Postby Squigsquasher » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:44 pm

View Original Postnotalive wrote:Aida-Suzahara Breweries? You must be kidding me :lol:
5555

Also, hurry up a bit. I NEED more Kozoman! Maybe you could make us meet him in one of the aisles?


I'll see what I can do. :asuka_thumbsup:
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Postby notalive » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:35 pm

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:I'll see what I can do. :asuka_thumbsup:

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Postby Lavinius » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:51 pm

1 sounds delicious.
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Postby Agentomega » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:53 pm

I'mma go with 5555. It's INTERSTELLA. (/badpun)

No seriously though. 5.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:47 pm

You notice a mysterious looking set of bottle right at the end of the shelf. They are a nice shade of tannish-brown, with a red label, reading "Aida-Suzahara Breweries Premium Special Mixture".

You examine a bottle. It appears to contain some form of grain-based liqueur, pretty good quality too.

"This looks good" you say, showing Misato the bottle "Let's get this!"

""Ooh, fancy stuff! I love high-class booze!" Misato giggles.

Asuka looks unsure. "Say, that label, does that say Suza-"

"Whatever, it's going in the trolley!" shouts Misato, shoving the bottle in the shopping trolley.

Suddenly, you hear a crash behind you, and turn around to witness the most terrifying thing you have ever seen.

Kozo Fuyutsuki, your father's right-hand man, clad in a Hawaiian shirt, a pair of pink shorts with a Speedo over the top, a pair of swimming goggles, pink flippers, a Dakimakura cover for a cape with Yui's likeness on it, and a pair of panties on his head, is standing in front of you, in a defiant, heroic pose.

"Stop, evildoers, for I, Kozoman, defender of justice and punisher of the immoral, have come to smite you!" He takes out what appears to be a parasol with spikes on it from under his Dakimakura cloak "Now step aside, children, whilst I vanquish this purple-haired slob from the face of existence!"

You, Asuka, Rei and Misato stand there for a few seconds, with a completely blank expression.

"What" you flatly intone.

Then Misato bursts out laughing.

Kozoman's brow furrows. "How DARE you mock the mighty Kozoman! Come, Shinji, for you shall be my apprentice, Puppy Boy! Look, I even made a costume!"

He then pulls out what looks like a fuzzy one-piece girl's swimsuit with a fluffy tail, a doggy-ear headband, a pair of paw shaped gloves, and a club fashioned from a cat's spinal column.

"Fuyutsuki, please, stop. You're scaring me" you struggle to say, floating in a state between splitting your sides laughing and wetting your pants with fear.

"Heeheeheehee...The thing is, Kozo-kun...*Snarf*...We were going to invite you...to our party...*Snorksnorksnork*...No, it's no good, I can't keep a straight face!" Misato splutters, before collapsing in a fit of laughter again.

"..Oh. You were going to invite me to a party? Oh. In that case, I will not vanquish you...yet" Kozoman says, trying to sound serious.

"But mark my words, I will be there to dispense JUSTICE!" he shouts, before running off and knocking over a display stand of Zorbees, chased by the security guard.

"That was...most unexpected..." Rei says, sounding utterly lost for words.

"That was a bit strange...Asuka, are you OK?" you say, glancing at Asuka.

The fiery redhead is in a state of shock. Her jaw is hanging open, and she is standing completely stock still. Her irises and pupils have become ridiculously small, in true anime fashion, and there is a large sweat drop hanging by her head.

"...Let's go to the next aisle..." she shivers.

Where next?

1: The meat aisle, to get the meat for the food,
2: The vegetable aisle, to get the vegetables for whatever you're cooking up,
3: The film aisle, for some entertainment during the party,
Or 4: The frozen food aisle, to get some snacks, like tempura and the like?
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Postby notalive » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:57 pm

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:Kozo Fuyutsuki, your father's right-hand man, clad in a Hawaiian shirt, a pair of pink shorts with a Speedo over the top, a pair of swimming goggles, pink flippers, a Dakimakura cover for a cape with Yui's likeness on it, and a pair of panties on his head, is standing in front of you, in a defiant, heroic pose.

I love you :lol:

With that said, 3 is the number I choose. As I said earlier, I have a feeling great lols are awaiting us there.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:59 pm

My vote is with three. As far as my reaction to Kozoman... seriously, dafuq? :huh:

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Postby Squigsquasher » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:03 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:My vote is with three. As far as my reaction to Kozoman... seriously, dafuq? :huh:


This IS Kozoman we're talking about here. Did you honestly expect any different?
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