How old are you? Where are you from? What gender are you?

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Postby Kyle » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:45 pm

101 dalmations.

HEIGHT-5,10(i drink milk)
SEX-male
Orientation-98% straight(i dont know what happend to the other 2%)
WEIGHT-203 LBS(but i got a sexy face)
RACE-white
DESK JOB OR FEILD WORK-feild work.
FNFAL or S16M1A-S16M1A
MENTOR-me
KIRK OR BACARD-vader
ROLE MODEL-George s patton
PIRATE OR NINJA-ninja(but vikeings are cool too)
FAVORITE MOVIE-saving private ryan
FIGHTING STYLE-berserker(YUI SAMA APROVES!!!)

Welcome new members! ODY OH OH NOOO!!!
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Postby Ripple_in_Eternity » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:56 pm

Height: 6'3"
Weight: 150 pounds
Age: 16 in one month
do the math with those three...
Gender: Male
Religious beliefs: I am my own god.
Pirate or ninja: I've been both, I prefer being a ninja because you can sleep on the ceiling.
Favorite non-eva movie: Gattaca
Favorite sport to play: Canadian football
Favorite sport to watch: highschool girl's volleyball
Sexual orientation: I just answered that with my last two answers.
Fighting style: kill first, clean later
Favorite weapon: 30" forearm dual claws(home made)
Favorite musicians: Angra, Edguy, Dragonforce
Any questions?
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Current Avatar: Myself as a cowboy...don't ask.

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Postby KingSpider » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:04 pm

Age: 15
Gender: M
Weight: 135 lbs.
Height: 5'7"
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Nerd
Sexual orientation: Straight
Location: Florida
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninjas
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi?: Dr Pepper all the way
Dogs or Cats?:Cats
Hobbies: Internet, video games, drawing, watching anime, reading manga
Favorite non-Eva anime: Naruto
Favorite artist/band: My Chemical Romance

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Postby Gendo2.0 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:47 pm

age: 19
Gender: M
Weight: 240-250
Height: 6foot 1
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Otaku/ redneck
Sexual orientation: Straight
Location: TEXAS
Pirates or Ninjas?: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi?: RC/ dew
Dogs or Cats?: Dogs
Hobbies: Internet, Cars, girls, anime.... working on cars
Favorite non-Eva anime: ummm FLCL, love hina and some tenchi
Favorite artist/band: IDK, i got a lot of stuff off on NGAP

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Postby The Eva Monkey » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:13 pm

Age: 23
Gender: Male
Weight: 135
Height: 5'10
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Geek
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Happily taken.
Location: Baltimore, MD
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninja
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Peanut butter
Coke or Pepsi?: Mountain Dew
Dogs or Cats?: KITTY!
Hobbies: Eva, Art, Film/Video, Web Design, Writing.
Favorite non-Eva anime: Millennium Actress
Favorite artist/band: VNV Nation (Currently)
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Postby Omegagouki » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:24 am

May as well give more stats. :lol:

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Weight: 220
Height: 5' 9"
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Gamey artistic geek.
Sexual orientation: Bi, leaning towards women.
Relationship Status: Single and bored with it.
Location: Silver City, NM
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninja pirates!
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Either
Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi/Dr Pepper
Dogs or Cats?: Cats and foxes.
Hobbies: Video games, drawing, web piracy, writing.
Favorite non-Eva anime: Azumanga Daioh, Digimon
Favorite artist/band: Hard to choose.
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Postby MaggotMaster » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:11 am

Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
Gender: M
Weight: DESPITE WHAT THE IDEA YOU MIGHT GET OF ME AS A FATASS BASEMENT SCARY INTERNET FAGGOT NERD I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO BE RATHER THIN, WHICH IS EITHER GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT OF "BEAUTY", BUT SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ACTUALLY JUST IMAGINE ME AS THE ARBITER IN MY AVATAR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL
Height: Average
Lefty or Righty?: Who cares
Social Status: NIGGER JEW
Sexual orientation: I am sexually attracted to computer screens and to the unguaranteed, unnecessary use of racial slurs
Location: INTERNET
Pirates or Ninjas?: HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M SO WACKY WITH THIS OLD FUCKING SHIT I EVEN EDIT UNCYCLOPEDIA DURRRRRRRRRRRR POP CULTURE REFFERENCES HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chocolate or Vanilla?: fgfsfgsfdsgs
Coke or Pepsi?: drgahdagshgsdfshgfsgfrhgf
Dogs or Cats?:fnsshfshsagdao9s87y2
Hobbies: d0w4jsabcsyi22'0
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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:48 am

lol, 2007 posts, leik this year oll
He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:35 pm

MaggotMaster wrote:Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
Gender: M
Weight: DESPITE WHAT THE IDEA YOU MIGHT GET OF ME AS A FATASS BASEMENT SCARY INTERNET FAGGOT NERD I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO BE RATHER THIN, WHICH IS EITHER GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT OF "BEAUTY", BUT SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ACTUALLY JUST IMAGINE ME AS THE ARBITER IN MY AVATAR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL


Acutally I had a mental picture of you looking like that weird green/red faced screaming...guy you had as your avatar for a while. ^^;
Hehe...."old enough to wipe my old ass"...these forums wouldn't be the same without you, buddy! :mrgreen:

Sexual orientation: Bi, leaning towards women.

Niiice....Wa-wa-wa-whee-wa! /Boart
Guys are cute though...Well, some. :roll: (I go for personality of people as opposed to looks!)

Anyhow, I felt like I was gonna add some more stuff about myself, but I can't remember what now. >_<
Um...I write fanfiction (So far just Sailormoon and Eva) when not busy with the semi-evilness (only evil because of TEH MATH) that is College!
*thunder claps* I currently attend the College's Underground Base referenced in Redeath...which cracked me up when I saw that. (I guess the people that made that are from the Bay Area then??)

Oh yeah, and Strong Bad kicks ass. :mrgreen:


btw, that Mythology of Eva Part 2 on the radio blog's some weird shit. Is Greenfield just pulling that information out of his ass or something? O_o;
~Take care of yourself, I need you~

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Postby Space Penis » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:25 pm

MaggotMaster wrote:Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
Gender: M
Weight: DESPITE WHAT THE IDEA YOU MIGHT GET OF ME AS A FATASS BASEMENT SCARY INTERNET FAGGOT NERD I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO BE RATHER THIN, WHICH IS EITHER GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT OF "BEAUTY", BUT SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ACTUALLY JUST IMAGINE ME AS THE ARBITER IN MY AVATAR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL
Height: Average
Lefty or Righty?: Who cares
Social Status: NIGGER JEW
Sexual orientation: I am sexually attracted to computer screens and to the unguaranteed, unnecessary use of racial slurs
Location: INTERNET
Pirates or Ninjas?: HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M SO WACKY WITH THIS OLD FUCKING SHIT I EVEN EDIT UNCYCLOPEDIA DURRRRRRRRRRRR POP CULTURE REFFERENCES HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chocolate or Vanilla?: fgfsfgsfdsgs
Coke or Pepsi?: drgahdagshgsdfshgfsgfrhgf
Dogs or Cats?:fnsshfshsagdao9s87y2
Hobbies: d0w4jsabcsyi22'0
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HI, I'M MAGGOT MASTER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF OH GOD WHAT THE HELL INDUSTRIES
Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise!

Master
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Postby Master » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:46 pm

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Weight: 165
Height: 5'10
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Jedi Knight and part-time AC Pilot
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Unsingle, but could use more sex. lol
Location: Walatowa, NM
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninja
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Banana Split
Coke or Pepsi?: ROOT BEER
Dogs or Cats?: My little Toff (kitten)
Hobbies: Sculpture, Reading, X-crountry, V-Games, Stuff
Favorite non-Eva anime: Thats Treason to ask such a thing
Favorite artist/band: System of a Down
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Postby Titus » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:57 pm

OMG.

Is it just me...or is this topic on topic for the first time...ever?

Spamnation ftw!
"I say Evamonkey did it himself. After seeing that Titus had more Eva images than him, he was driven into a fit of jealousy that led him to set this up in the hope of infecting everyone with a trojan that automatically rooted through their harddrives and sending him any images he didnt already have." - Space Penis
"some of the most intelligent people I know are complete fuck ups, and some of the less intelligent ones are incredibly interesting and promising." - The Eva Monkey
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Postby CyborgZeta » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:57 pm

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Weight: I dunno. Light?
Height: 6'2
Left or Right Handed: Right
Social Status: Cyborg, Gamer, Mech Pilot.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship: Never had one.
Location: Earth
Pirates or Ninjas: Ninja
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookies n' Creme
Coke or Pepsi: Sprite
Dogs or Cats: Dogs
Hobbies: Gaming, Anime + Manga, Reading History/Sci-Fi
Favorite Anime Period?: Eureka Seven
Favorite Artist/Band: Romantic Mode
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Mundane
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Postby Mundane » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:00 pm

Age: 15
Gender: Male
Weight: 150 I think.
Height: 6"4
Left or Right Handed: Right
Social Status: Guitarist?
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship: None
Location: WASHINGTON
Pirates or Ninjas: Pirates
Chocolate or Vanilla: I don't like either, but I have to go with Vanilla.
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Dogs or Cats: Cats
Hobbies: Games, Guitar
Favorite non-Eva Anime ?: Elfen Lied
Favorite Artist/Band: Death
"Evangelion's some heavy shit. I've heard people get into serious philosophical debates on the internet. Then they jack off." -C4

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Postby TriLink » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:52 pm

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Weight: 180
Height: 6"0
Left or Right Handed: Right
Social Status: Milk Boy
Sexual Orientation: I like cows...
Relationship: None
Location: OHIO
Pirates or Ninjas: Ninjas, they could kick a pirates ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Dogs or Cats: Doggies!
Hobbies: When I get some worth mentioning I'll let you know
Favorite non-Eva Anime ?: Chrono Crusade
Favorite Artist/Band: Rammstein/Linkin Park
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:35 pm

Location: Check my profile :!: :lol:
Age: 22
Western Sign: Taurus
Chinese Sign: Tiger
Sex: Male
Ethincity: Mixed Western/Northern European (more than half Celtic, around a third Gaulish, and pinches of Norse and Anglo-Saxon)
Sex...ual Preferences: Kinsey-0
Religious Preferences: Christian with Amralydist, Bereanian, Existentialist and Thnetopsychist Leanings
Political Preferences: Independent Noncomformist (Generally Center-Right, However)
Relationship Status: Single... and Looking 8)
Social Status: Mildly Geeky Artistic All-Around Good Guy
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 260 lbs.
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Pirates or Ninjas: Ninjas :!: :!: :twisted:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi: Dr. Pepper Original Formula
Dogs or Cats: Dogs
Interests: Art [Writing, Drawing, Music (Anything Involving Being Creative)] :D
Favorite non-Eva anime: Tie Between Bleach, Ghost in the Shell, Trinity Blood, Eureka Seven currently
Favorite singer/band: Pink Floyd
Favorite movie: Back to the Future
Favorite TV show: 24
Last edited by THE Hal E. Burton 9000 on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:05 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby SEELE 08 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:12 am

Sweetheart I love your name. As a student of Political Science I applaud.
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Postby Reichu » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:06 am

Here's an expanded profile incorporating various categories added by folks:

Age: 24.4 (and getting older)
Weight: Less than it was a year ago.
Height: 5'10"
Sex: XX
Gender: I reject societal values, so who knows.
Location: My mom's basement (so to speak), some podunk corner of northern NJ.
Occupation: PT college student, PT aide-person at a physical therapy clinic, FT reclusive geek
Social Status: I don't think I have one.
Sexual Status: Get to know me better and you'll find out, sugar.
Dietary Habits: Kein Fleisch für mich.
Political Preference: Politics is such bullshit.
Native Tongue: American English
Favorite Non-Native Languages: Japanese, German, Latin

Lefty or Righty?: Dexter
Pirates or Ninjas?: Pirates. There is no such word as "ninjas".
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Mint Chocolate Chip.
Coke or Pepsi?: Dr. Pepper. (Or Root Beer. Or Cream.)
Snickers or Milky Way?: Three Musketeers
Dogs or Cats?: Both are good, but birds are better. You can teach them to make Pokemon noises. And because they're part of the Dinosauria, which is awesome.
Macross or Gundam?: lol mechas
Whiskey or Vodka?: "I don't drink..." </Odo>


I'll add more later, just for lulz...
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Omegagouki wrote:And now, updated information! 24, male, still living in the same place, my life still isn't all too interesting. Ho hum.

For some reason, I thought you were my junior by some years, Z. Damn Internets.

Sailor Star Dust wrote:<MaggotMaster idiocy>

Acutally I had a mental picture of you looking like that weird green/red faced screaming...guy you had as your avatar for a while. ^^;

Yeah, so did I. It goes along so perfectly with the "image" he ... "projects". IMHO.
さらば、全てのEvaGeeks。
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Postby Fearthebait » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:30 am

Age: 16, almost 17
Weight: somewhere about 100 but below being fat
Height: 5'10"
Sex: yes?
Gender: Male
Location: Dark loft of my house in Mesa, AZ
Occupation: HS :(
Social Status: N/A
Sexual Status: WTB
Native Tongue: American English
Favorite Non-Native Languages: Japanese
Lefty or Righty?: Ambi
Pirates or Ninjas?: Pirates. What could be better?
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Coke or Pepsi?: Sprite
Dogs or Cats?: dogs
Macross or Gundam?: Eva
Whiskey or Vodka?: no drinking
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Postby C4 » Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:28 am

Age: 19
Weight: 200
Height: 5'11
Sex: External reproductive organ, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Gender: Well, whenever I get a bloody noise, I seem to enjoy it more than normal people, and I scratch myself a lot, if that means anything.
Location: VA
Occupation: College Student, and during breaks I sell electronics and firearms.
Social Status: Loner(and loving it)
Sexual Status: Single and Straight(Or perhaps, the better term would be, "not looking")
Dietary Habits: Whatever they're serving in the Caf that day; I went vegan twice, and got sick both times. I love to cook, though.
Political Preference: Nope, not dealing with it. Nope, not at all.
Native Tongue: English, though people always claim that I've got a weird accent.(Some people say it sounds like Philly, Boston, New York, country, English, it's all over the place.)
Favorite Non-Native Languages: Japanese, French, always wanted to learn German, and maybe Italian.
Lefty or Righty?: Throw up a right hand for black power.
Pirates or Ninjas?: I'd much rather be a ninja, but at least three different people have said that I'm "swarthy", so I guess I'd be a pilot.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate chip cookie dough
Coke or Pepsi?: Coke. Fuck Pepsi.
Snickers or Milky Way?: Snickers, if Reese's isn't a choice.
Dogs or Cats?: I've had both, but I've only loved my dogs.
Macross or Gundam?: Um... Jesus, I don't know, Gundam?
Whiskey or Vodka?: My list of favorite spirits go in this order, from most to least favorite: whiskey, tequila, brandy, rum, vodka, gin.(Though I've always wanted to give gin another chance. I like a good martini, but a gin and tonic doesn't do it for me.)


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