Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:46 am
Thanks everyone. After a quick shower it's lunch or breakfast with the family, then we might check out this mythical three floor super thrift store that allegedly has a whole row of typewriters. If possible, I'm going to see if I can drag the old people and the child to a Half Price Books. I used to go all the time with Lizzy, but we haven't been in over a year.
That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me.
Though if the fat lady is to be believed, she was so swollen with amniotic fluid that when the doctor first cut into her, everyone in the room jumped back because there was suddenly a waterfall and the horizon of her swollen belly immediately sagged several inches.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog