In this day & age I know this is kinda of a moronic question, but;
I really need help on this topic.

I've got around USD 4,000.00- USD 5,000.00 worth of Premium figurines, model kits, Japanese Hobby magazines, & comics which I quickly need to sell off with discounted prices.

Problem is, I'm kind of an eBay illiterate... only knows how-to purchase; not post & sell. Any kind pointers from all the experts here? Thanx in advance

But Pen-Pen, you are a penguin, why must you forget these limitations?

If you give me a cut of the profits I can help you sell these.

Send them to me.

The money will be at a place called Lil Red's Cookin' in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Ask for Junichiro.

He'll give you an envelope, inside the envelope will be an address in New York City, go there.

You'll find a man named Kevin, he'll get you a plane ticket and new clothes. You'll move to Australia where you'll live the rest of your days as a woman named Trisha. You can never return to your home.

We'll tell your parents that you died in a freak skydiving accident.

. . .

The money will be taped to the inside of the bathroom wall of your new home.

Aiko Heiwa wrote:Send them to me.

The money will be at a place called Lil Red's Cookin' in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Ask for Junichiro.

He'll give you an envelope, inside the envelope will be an address in New York City, go there.

You'll find a man named Kevin, he'll get you a plane ticket and new clothes. You'll move to Australia where you'll live the rest of your days as a woman named Trisha. You can never return to your home.

We'll tell your parents that you died in a freak skydiving accident.

. . .

The money will be taped to the inside of the bathroom wall of your new home.

By the way, she'll be paying in wampum.

As ive been selling on the 'bay for 10 years with a shop and everything I would help but I assume you require advice for eBay US whereas im in the Uk and I know a few policies are different over here so I wouldnt want to mislead.