Moonwalk (Designated Weird Image Thread) [3]

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Postby Ornette » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:25 pm

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:Because resizing things on phone is suffering

Step 1: Download any image resizer, like Image Shrink.
Step 2: After taking photo, click on share and click on Image Shrink
Step 3: Dialog pops up, Choose the resolution you want
Step 4: continue with the sharing (just like before) to the image host of your choice.

Not sure how that can be considered suffering by any stretch of the imagination. Unless you have iOS, then I guess you're screwed for paying the apple tax.

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Postby Tankred » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:41 pm

I lol'd at all the crap that came with my mine. All relating to this forum :lol:

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Postby Ornette » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:43 pm

it Doesn't get better than this

Also, some of these are really old but an impressive collection:

http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs

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Postby KnightmareX13 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:57 pm

My user name turns up three of the avatars I used here.
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Postby Xard » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:01 pm

looks like I was wrong here. I didn't notice "page 4" in IO's screencap

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Postby NemZ » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:23 pm

View Original PostOrnette wrote:it Doesn't get better than thiss


You're doing it wrong, Mr. "I'm too important for a custom title". :nya:
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Postby Tankred » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:27 pm

Image

There's even Ranka on the image results for my page. Goddamn it, Xard.

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:38 pm

View Original PostOrnette wrote:Step 1: Download any image resizer, like Image Shrink.
Step 2: After taking photo, click on share and click on Image Shrink
Step 3: Dialog pops up, Choose the resolution you want
Step 4: continue with the sharing (just like before) to the image host of your choice.

Not sure how that can be considered suffering by any stretch of the imagination. Unless you have iOS, then I guess you're screwed for paying the apple tax.

Nah, I use android and just haven't gotten used to the text editing and wide range of apps and possibilities yet, that's all.

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Postby Ornette » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:31 pm

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:Nah, I use android and just haven't gotten used to the text editing and wide range of apps and possibilities yet, that's all.

You should check out Image Shrink then, it's free and it's better than turning down the photo resolution because in low light I find the picture generally turns out better when I take the photo at 3264x2448 then shrink it down to 1024x768 (or something manageable) as opposed to taking the photo at 1024x768. Image Shrink is retarded easy to use, you post photo's just like you'd normally do except there's an extra step of you choosing a resize resolution.

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Postby The Bastard King » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:52 pm

Image

Google imaging my name brings up some truly amazing results.
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Postby NemZ » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:36 am

This is NOT me.
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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:37 am

Sexy.

You should check out Image Shrink then, it's free and it's better than turning down the photo resolution because in low light I find the picture generally turns out better when I take the photo at 3264x2448 then shrink it down to 1024x768 (or something manageable) as opposed to taking the photo at 1024x768. Image Shrink is retarded easy to use, you post photo's just like you'd normally do except there's an extra step of you choosing a resize resolution.

Thanks, got it.

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Postby ZapX » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:35 pm

Please lock this thread.

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Postby Oz » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:48 pm

^ :hitthetable: :hitthetable:
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:11 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:xard, your avatar was still the first on my list if for some silly reason I search for "sex god bastard"

and yes, strawberries and peaches does list his avatar, near page 4 like is shown on the screencap.


You guys are lucky. When I Google my custom title, all I get is porn. Relatively hot porn, though.
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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:32 pm

For years, scientists have been debating about the usefulness of bidedal piloted robots, exposure to/drawing too much fire with its sheer height and general bulkiness being one of the biggest problems.
But now, they have found the legitimate and ultimate solution for that problem and who knows, they might see some real combat in our world soon.

BEHOLD!

SPOILER: Show

COMBAT POSE #1
[URL=http://imgur.com/6SK8X]Image[/URL]
PEW PEW PEW


SPOILER: Show

COMBAT POSE #2
[URL=http://imgur.com/a8dRD]Image[/URL]
FABULOUS PEW!


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Postby ZapX » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:38 pm

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Postby Xard » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:51 pm

fucking lol'd hard :rofl:

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:03 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:fucking lol'd hard :rofl:

At what

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Postby Xard » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:05 pm

Zap's post, that can't be real :lol:


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