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Postby tehprognoob » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:44 pm

Chuck norris checks under his bed for Asuka
Chuck norris is over 9000, Asuka is over chuck norris
there is no evolution, only the animals Asuka didn't let chuck norris kill

Elvis never died. Asuka got tired of his songs.

Good luck locking her up :|

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Postby Tankred » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:48 pm

Some Asuka worship in here. :shifty:

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Postby child of Lilith » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:21 pm

I'd put Kaworu in there.
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Postby SAWgunner » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:24 pm

View Original Posttehprognoob wrote:Chuck norris checks under his bed for Asuka
Chuck norris is over 9000, Asuka is over chuck norris
there is no evolution, only the animals Asuka didn't let chuck norris kill

Elvis never died. Asuka got tired of his songs.

Good luck locking her up :|


Rei's menstrual fluid can cure cancer. Too bad she never bleeds.
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Postby tehprognoob » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:44 pm

EPISODE ONE
Your point?

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Postby SecretPerson » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:07 pm

View Original Posttehprognoob wrote:Good luck locking her up :|

It was just a scenario, hence why I said "or something." I wouldn't actually lock anyone in a cabinet, because that would just be mean. Do note that we are talking about locking up pillows, not actual people, so exceptions can be made... :devil:

View Original PostTankred wrote:Some Asuka worship in here. :shifty:

Indeed, considering people want to fall in love with a pillow with Asuka on it.

View Original Posttehprognoob wrote:EPISODE ONE
Your point?

Maybe Rei bleeds menstrual fluid?

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Postby Reichu » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:17 pm

I'd put "Santa Barb & Nao-chan" in the magical cupboard.

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Postby EVA Unit 01 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:38 pm

Screw it, I'll buy the pillow and post a picture of her in a cupboard!
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Postby SecretPerson » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:43 pm

View Original PostEVA Unit 01 wrote:Screw it, I'll buy the pillow and post a picture of her in a cupboard!

Then you can keep Asuka as a pet! You can even take her on walks on a daily basis! Be sure to feed her only dog food. :toothy:

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Postby SAWgunner » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:46 pm

View Original Posttehprognoob wrote:EPISODE ONE
Your point?


My point is that I'm making a joke based on the theory that Rei doesn't menstruate and on the Chuck Norris joke "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries"; which was in reference to all of the Chuck Norris vs. Asuka jokes that were posted earlier. See, aren't jokes so much funnier when you explain them?

But yeah, if I put my Revoltech figure of Rei in the cupboard, I would find out if it was true or not.
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Postby EVA Unit 01 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:51 pm

Maybe Asuka wants to be treated as a pet LMAO.
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Postby CJD » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:51 am

View Original PostEVA Unit 01 wrote:Maybe Asuka wants to be treated as a pet LMAO.


Ha! Bueno joke if I do say so myself. I think Asuka's more likely to be the one treating people like pets.

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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:58 am

I'd throw together a toy that supposedly brings drawings to life. I'd put the toy in the cupboard, making the device real. Then I'd earn a living turning waifus to wives.
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Postby child of Lilith » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:03 am

^Until your first yandere commission. :axeman:

How ironic.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:48 am

They'd have to sign a contract saying that I'm not liable for there waifu's actions, although I will give refunds if their cartoon wife doesn't like them.
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Postby child of Lilith » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:53 am

I was referring more to one of those cartoons wives coming out of the cupboard with a plastic axes turned real and putting a permanent end to your business venture.
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Postby SecretPerson » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:58 am

View Original PostSomeone wrote:*snip*

This topic could be more awkward than it already is. Much, much more awkward... :uhh:

but thankfully most of us here have a decent amount of sanity... i think...

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Postby Reichu » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:11 am

Speaking of this topic -- what the hell is it supposed to be about?

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Postby Shogo-Kun » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:36 am

@Reichu: It's supposed to be about EVAs coming to life via cupboard magic bullshit.

@Topic: I'd put EVA-01 and the Mark.06 in cupboard and when they come to life, they'd become soul brothers! And I'll be there filming it with a camera!

Also, Mari will suck my c*ck. (Yes. She goes into the cupboard, too.)
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