If the Angels were real, what would be your reaction?

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Postby Reichu » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:32 am

I would find the nearest Angel and attempt to communicate with it. If successful, I would share my Fruit of Knowledge, and together we would conquer Nerv HQ, resurrect Adam, and usher in a glorious new world of god-children. In my new life, I would shake hands (or next best thing) with Yui-sama (who would have survived the cataclysm due to her awesomeness) and apologize for my rash behavior. "I only wanted to be awesome like you..."
What if... Kaworu bonded with Misato instead of Shinji, and the two of them were siblings?
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Postby Tankred » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:42 am

Do what any good Englishman would in an apocalyptic situation like this; grab a cricket bat from my shed and beat the shit out of Tabris.

Then move on to the other angels.

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Postby stereoman » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:43 pm

I'd fly around on my kinto-un and blast the shit outta them with my Super Kamehameha. Crossover, anyone? :D

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Postby Shogo-Kun » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:59 pm

I'd probably shit my pants. Other than that, I'd force Adam and Lilith to procreate and make the ultimate being: one who can pass off as a human, but can still have the power of a god.
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Postby Xous » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:58 pm

After I stopped freaking out, I'd probably be so inspired by their massive size, divine appearances, and pure power I'd follow them around, driven by the need to sketch / paint them in all of their glory.

... I'd probably end up getting killed in one of their cross explosions.
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Postby Archaiel » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:30 pm

View Original PostXous wrote:After I stopped freaking out, I'd probably be so inspired by their massive size, divine appearances, and pure power I'd follow them around, driven by the need to sketch / paint them in all of their glory.

... I'd probably end up getting killed in one of their cross explosions.


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Postby child of Lilith » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:49 pm

View Original PostHyper Shinchan wrote:THIS, except it doesn't have to be guilt-ridden at all.
THIS!
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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:40 pm

View Original Postchild of Lilith wrote:THIS!

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Postby Xard » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:22 am

View Original PostHyper Shinchan wrote:THIS, except it doesn't have to be guilt-ridden at all.


Looking at Kaworu's style and methods in both manga and anime inspiring guilt can't be helped.
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Postby tabura » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:42 am

I would watch them and create an animated series about the events. Then milk as much cash out of the fans my making movies, and end up never finishing the remakes.
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Postby pen-pen » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:40 pm

I'd stay calm, drive at 120mph to NERV, put on my plugsuit, climb on board the entry plug, wait for the count down in my EVA 01 unit- after we(the other 2 EVA units & myself) reach the surface, get into position, then wait for Miss Misato's instruction......"NOT!!!"

I'd probably get down on my jittery knees & pray... & pray hard I will........!!!!
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Postby juaxoo » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:58 pm

View Original Postpen-pen wrote:I'd stay calm, drive at 120mph to NERV, put on my plugsuit, climb on board the entry plug, wait for the count down in my EVA 01 unit- after we(the other 2 EVA units & myself) reach the surface, get into position, then wait for Miss Misato's instruction......"NOT!!!"

I'd probably get down on my jittery knees & pray... & pray hard I will........!!!!


or u can just hide in ur fridge and drink yebisu

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Postby pen-pen » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:56 pm

View Original Postjuaxoo wrote:or u can just hide in ur fridge and drink yebisu


I'd probably do that too.....
BOOMZ!

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Postby Chroma » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:34 pm

First few moments after the news broadcast: "whoa, omg, Eva's real!"
Next few moments: "oh god, I'm going to die"
After that: survival time
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Postby Draconis » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:16 am

Okay, who's the liberal mod who deleted my post?

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Postby SecretPerson » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:55 am

"Crap! I prepared for the zombie apocalypse, not this!"

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Postby Mr. Pointy » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:33 am

I'd be like, "Well, shit."
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Postby liquidus118 » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:12 pm

Grab the nearest 14 year old who was crying and then try and find a 200 meter God/Mother/alien/womb-metaphor/wtf and put him in it.

Either that or place bets as to who Rei turned into when I got tanged. If we're lucky enough to at least have that version of Third Imapct and not just a "We all die so Adam beings can carry on" Impact.

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Postby Chowwow » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:53 am

Naturally as an American, when something turns to shit I confidently expect our military to come out and take care of things. But since these are clearly decedents of God pouring their wrath upon mankind, pushing all of our many years of research and billions of currency aside like so much dust and dirt, I would get on my knees and pray to God, Muslim-style. I would pray for a miracle, and that those who are able to fight back have the best of luck. Then, I would stare in awe of these creatures as my life is snuffed out in the same trivial way one would step on a blade of grass...

However, if a bunch of black-suited men knock on my door and say "You are needed...", I'd put on my shades and, with a smirk spreading on my face, say without hesitation "Let's do this!"

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Postby Alaska Slim » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:28 pm

View Original PostChowwow wrote:Naturally as an American, when something turns to shit I confidently expect our military to come out and take care of things.


No no, that's still valid, as my reaction is "Thank God you didn't say A.T. fields were real!"

They'd all be burning husks within the hour of appearance. :ting:
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