Around two weeks ago.

Dang, only two people? I though I'd get at least six by now....

Damn! I wanted him to watch a girly anime.

You guys can PM fellow Evageeks.

Episode 31: A Night on TDSA Mountain: Fantasia Gets Kind of Ripped Off

Deep in the stomach of German was a mountain over several thousand feet tall that loomed over a tiny village. At night however the mountain revealed it's true self as the fallen angel, a black false god once comparable to Venus in the early morning's sky. This fallen angel fell from the heavens many a time until his rage surrounded his once soft heart into a molten iron abomination. Fallen from the corrupted light, the beast unleashed his leathery vile wings across the night sky, causing shadows or horror and terror abound for the tiny village below. The deceased people in the graveyard and the sickly of the village fell prey to the monster's might. Swarms of souls abound for the demoniac diabolical abomination that was the fallen angel found themselves on the mountain now set aflame. These humans, once noble, once beautiful, once elegant, were morphed into greed, filth, and sin of the lowest low; all of them were no longer humans, but rather beasts. The entity of the hard metal heart felt no remorse for morphing them into that in which they were not. Did he do this for pleasure? Did he do it out of sorrowful anger toward the heavens? Did he do it for experimentation? Or did he even know what he was really doing? Many myths about the fallen angel are abound so only he would truly know why. Whatever the reason was this monstrosity as he is labeled as turned back into the rocky giant mountain by dawn as he cannot compete with the light of the ceiling sky. For this the mountain was named after the very dragon that haunts it and everything around it: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion.

I feel bad for the dragon. Being trapped in darkness is a terrible fate.

Someone tell Shogo-kun about the origin I made for him.

Done.

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child of Lilith wrote:I want to visit Shogo-kun's motorcycle shop.

Come on down, we've got a new model based on the Mark.06!

@TDSA: Yes, I saw it. But you forgot one thing: In making that motorcycle shop, I also set up an underground sex trade for gay bears and furries to make some extra money so I can spoil myself!

Episode 32: The Origin of The Great MM

In the ultra disturbing world that was 1988 came a creature born in the forests of Normandy, Sweden, and Finland. You know what? Lets just say Scandinavia. Anyway, this creature was once a zombie that was mutated after being bit by a radioactive yeti that had the curse of the werewolf from the Pluto version of graboids from the Tremors movies. Upon mutating into a humanoid form this humanoid traveled across the globe in hopes of searching for The Goo, a gooey goo made of 100% goo that caused heads to explode on contact. After acquiring this goo he found a phoenix from hell named Rodanadander. After dumping a water bucket on the phoenix he quickly became the humanoid's minion that acquired a YouTube account, watched the Discovery channel, and became a fan of popular anime because except with Zoids Genesis they weren't interested in stuff without a US release. Shortly after acquiring his nerdy minion, the humanoid found TDSA and to prevent his nerves from getting touched he sent TDSA on a quest to see a ton of monster movies; the sad part is it worked. The Matango Men of the eighth planet of Venus in a solar system that revolved around a giant moon soon found out about this creature and tried to bore him to death by brainwashing Inoshiro Honda into making a talking movie about them disguised as a horror. However, the humanoid and his phoenix minion punched them in the face and made them watch Troll 2 until their heads exploded. That, folks, is the origin of The Great MM.

The Great MM?

That guy that came to this site just to give me a small lecture in this topic.

Episode 33: The Wild Dingle-berries Write a Dean Kootz Novel

The year is Oregon, San Antonio; at this point in history President Obama kicked republicans out of the White House with his 24 inch boot. Because of this the US became more socialist and eventually became a utopia because some junk laws were destroyed. When some nuclear waist infected the Rocky Mountains, their hills grew some eyes and produced radioactive creatures called Phantoms and Watchers, who went to war with each other until they realized they were sub-species with coitus capabilities. This produced mutants called the Wild Dingle-berries who all took on the alias of Dean Kootz as they wrote novels about how they traveled the world and fought with Nickelodeon about having free ketchup. Shortly after doing so they acquired the power of Gray Skull and got THE POWER, allowing them to fuse themselves together to fight the terrorist organization of Cobra who was funded by their corporate leader, Sony. The war lasted a hundred years until all life vanished from the Earth, making it reappear on Mars where everyone encountered cockroach men that mind controlled bat-rat-spiders and giant amoebas. Shortly after life flourished on Mars everyone bought some sunglasses and used them as boomerangs. That, folks, is where Gainax got the idea for Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

^....the fuck?

It's the TDSA Show! Where just about everything is random and inconsistent.

Oh. Then can I add some stuff to it too?

If you make your own show with your own topic go ahead.

Randomness is the name of the game.

Episode 34: The Origin of JVM

The month was probably October or something or other, the Colorado town of South Park was having a turkey and dodgeball war with North Park as to whether or not the rainforests should be saved by rogue PETA members. Needless to say many died including Kenny and maybe that Dog Poo guy you need to be a South Park fan to remember. Anyway, The satanic entities that haunted South Park were empowered by souls, so much so that they created the one called Tom Cruise. After the town of South Park royally kicked him in the nose, some of his snot fell into the Water of Life from planet Arakkis from Dune. This created a being with encyclopedic intellect on history. This historian went around the world while making South park his hidden base, secured in Mount Rushmore with Team America. This historian eventually found ancient relics known as trendmasters Godzilla toys and managed to take them from the clutches of Clover from Cloverfield and his flying monkeys he stole from Oz. The historian delivered a falcon punch and proceeded to go back to South Park when he encountered TDSA. Needing a minion to carry these trendmasters toys, the historian hired TDSA and ever since they were friends with the Evageeks successfully mugen punching whiny brats to the moon. Shortly after that, the historian acquired Kevin Bacon's belt buckle of doom, allowing him to command flying land sharks from Saturn in Outworld. That, folks, is the story of JVM. It should be noted that he is one of my friends and not an Evageek so that's why you never heard of him.

You read my mind, TDSA.

How good of a friend is he?