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Postby ran1 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:03 pm

View Original PostBomby von Bombsville wrote:To become unstuck in time.


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THIS

OR:

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Postby Baz » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:40 pm

Brik would be like "Thing" from Fantastic Four. Except that he wouldn't be made of stone. He'd be made out of bricks. And shaped like a house. And he'd be wearing Kamina's shades.

He'd have the power to be awesome and shitty at the same time.
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Postby planet news » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:46 pm

View Original PostBomby von Bombsville wrote:To become unstuck in time.

All in all this sounded like a really, really shitty experience. Po tee weet.
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Postby Allemann » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:21 pm

The power of sexual attraction.

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Postby ran1 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:26 pm

View Original PostAllemann wrote:The power of sexual attraction.


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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:37 pm

-psionics

-teleporting through spacetime
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Postby Guyver Spawn » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:05 pm

I would like to have the power of Omnipotence. If it's that too much then I would like the power of regeneration similar to Swamp Thing since Swamp Thing was able to regen from multiversal destruction.
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Postby LeoXiao » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:42 pm

wow... there's so many things that would be so unbelievably cool; it's really impossible to pick just one. I'd really love to be able to fly effortlessly; it would be really nice to see things from the air and travel easily. But there's only so much you can do with that kind of power, and the government would probably kidnap your or something.

I guess if I really had to choose, I would go with subconscious telepathy. It would effectively allow me to make everyone empathize with me, thus being a form of soft mind control. It would also be really easy for me to find a job in the field of psychology, and since it would be virtually undetectable, I'd have no worries about the authorities finding out and showing up at my door.

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Postby child of Lilith » Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:59 pm

The power I’d want is teleportation.
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Postby NemZ » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:28 pm

already did the whole comic book villain thing with my "Midnight Crossplosioner What Crossplosions At Midnight!" idea in the other thread.

This time, I think I'll go with the ability to make highly unlikely things happen at will, as long as I can think of a barely plausible Rube Goldbergian method of bringing it about.
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Postby CorporalChaos » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:29 pm

I already have powers, but I'm not allowed to disclose them for the safety of those around me.
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Postby LeoXiao » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:19 pm

View Original PostCorporalChaos wrote:I already have powers, but I'm not allowed to disclose them for the safety of those around me.

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Postby Sachi » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:46 pm

View Original PostBomby von Bombsville wrote:To become unstuck in time.

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This. ^ Coincidentally, I'm in the middle of reading SH-5.

Otherwise, I would like to have the ability to go Mr. Fantastic and stretch any part of my body at will. Oh yes, have fun with that Freud.
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Postby Fazmotron » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:29 am

Immortality.

And being able to control time would be cool too.
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Postby Halicat » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:34 am

Flying, teleportation or the ability to regenerate despite any wound [Always thought that was so cool] I think being able to live like you were in a lucid dream would be an awesome superpower, but that would mean you could do ANYTHING so I doubt that counts.

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Postby SaltyJoe » Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:32 am

The ability to tap into the stupidity of people posting on Yahoo! Answers (or alternatively, the pervertedness of 4chan users) and use it as a power source. Instant godhood!
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:27 pm

I'm greedy, I want them all. Even the ones that cancel out the other ones.
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Postby BeckWreck » Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:10 am

Thats a tough one. Either:

A:Lelouch's Geass power. I would love to be able to absolutely corrupt someone.

B:Ability to change physical form.

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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:11 am

The ability to say "rape" 12 times in one second.
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Postby Captain_Morgan » Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:10 am

Wolverine claws without the healing ability.

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