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Postby Defectron » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:38 pm

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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:43 pm

Lol, great as usual I see. I still lol when I look through the Eva Graveyard at the dumbness of V, escpecially in the thread where he got banned. I'm glad I joined after he was gone.

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:03 pm

View Original PostSammaeloo wrote:Lol, great as usual I see. I still lol when I look through the Eva Graveyard at the dumbness of V, escpecially in the thread where he got banned. I'm glad I joined after he was gone.

I wasn't here for the "V" stuffs, either. A link to that thread would lead to great entertainment for me. *please!*
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:19 pm

Its short, but the fail is ridiculously huge.
[url]http://forum.evageeks.org/viewtopic.php?t=6040[/url]
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:19 pm

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:A link to that thread would lead to great entertainment for me. *please!*

This is where Reichu banned him.
He was also banned a second time under the name "Twsa'teotu". I'd link to the thread but apparently the thread has been removed.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:45 pm

View Original PostJoseph the PRPD wrote:This is where Reichu banned him.
He was also banned a second time under the name "Twsa'teotu". I'd link to the thread but apparently the thread has been removed.

:w00: Well, alright! I get some kind of sick enjoyment watching stuff like this go down. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I really don't want to find out. Things are so much more fun this way!
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Postby Baz » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:25 pm

Why are you guys adding fail to an awesome thread? If anyone wants to find that infamous last post, they can easily find it by themselves.
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Postby ZapX » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:33 pm

Seriously. Knock it off and stop spamming up our threads with this crap. Am I gonna have to go into "FUCK YEAH" mode?
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Postby Fazmotron » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:47 pm

View Original PostZapX wrote:Am I gonna have to go into "FUCK YEAH" mode?

I would.

Remember children, I talk about V so you don't have to.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:47 am

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:I wasn't here for the "V" stuffs, either. A link to that thread would lead to great entertainment for me. *please!*

Unfortunately, there wasn't just a single thread. V's horribleness permeated all of EGF. His reign of terror is finally over, however, his taint diseased many threads. We shall never forget.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:47 am

TOPIC or lock.
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:38 pm

So I took one look at SSD and realized she was a penguin. I've never noticed before. Funny, you'd think that'd be something that would stick out, a penguin capable of typing, but it isn't.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:38 pm

So does this mean I'm a female robot that's disguised as a penguin? :lol:
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Postby Captain_Morgan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:39 pm

I thought it was the other way around.
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Postby ZapX » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:12 pm

View Original PostSailor Star Dust wrote:female robot that's disguised as a penguin


What's weirder, the image of a female robot dressed as a penguin or the fact that I'm aroused by it?
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Postby Combs » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:41 pm

Nemz is actually the man featured in this article:[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8564159.stm[/url]
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Postby NemZ » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:55 pm

^
Far closer to the truth than you might expect.
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Postby Synapsid » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:01 am

View Original PostZapX wrote:What's weirder, the image of a female robot dressed as a penguin or the fact that I'm aroused by it?
...Well, you are a cat, aren't you? I guess it's only natural that you'd like feathers.
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Postby Fazmotron » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:20 am

CLOWDER

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:57 am

To parapharse Monty Python, "That's far too silly!"

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