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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:07 am

How long until you have pistols at each other's backs?
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Postby Fazmotron » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:11 am

So I managed to get some information on the RPG chan, at the expense of one of my agents, who will NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

As you may notice, all of these "people" have certain skills required to survive in the RP world.

Eric_Blair: Actually several different people, who after several legal battles won the right to surgically attach themselves to one another. This “conglomeration” is constantly absorbing new people, therefore an official number of people who have been absorbed can only be guessed upon. The current limb count is 27, but scientists speculate that there may be some kind internal structure within the “collective” concealing further body parts.
Anti-Goth: Actually her uncle’s daughter’s brother’s mother’s father’s daughter’s son’s sister. May seem impossible, but its not. She doesn’t actually have any RPing skills, everyone just cuts her slack because she has girl bits.
esselfortium: Actually a small patch of mold consisting of millions of microscopic organisms, each with its own cognitive processes, making it especially good at multitasking.
Seele00TextOnly: Actually incredibly mentally unstable, with several personality disorders including “Dissociative Identity Disorder”, which leaves him with multiple distinct personalities or identities. Unfortunately, due to his lack of imagination all of his other identities are called Rei Ayanami.
honsou: Actually the people he role plays.
majlund: Actually an international super spy, working at the Danish DALO for cover. You may wonder why a super spy’s cover would be at a defence and logistics organisation, to which he would reply with a swift whisky bottle to the back of your head.

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Postby Xard » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:30 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is awesome
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.

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Postby Synapsid » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:32 pm

View Original PostFazmotron wrote:Synapsid: Actually 12 years old
Your intelligence agents seem to have a thing for watching children, is there any particular reason for that?
View Original PostMugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:Although I'm fairly sure that Synapsid is actually a kind of animal that could be either a mammal or a mammal-like reptile...
Yep, that's basicaly the case, although if we go by Cladistics(which seems to be supplanting traditional taxonomy in research) they’re placed along with other Mammaliforms, but apart from that yes. Now about Mugwumps ^_^
View Original PostDefectron wrote:You sure? Synapsid always seemed more like a plant to me. Maybe Synapsids a plant that turns people into shinko...a shinko with sharp teeth and claws that will rend flesh..... They are the legion waiting to consume you!
That might be, a lot of people do for one reason or another make the plant link...And that might explain why I have access to all those niche images, I would get an av to match what you saidone of the Vampire/DemonShin images but I’m already using a Psycho twelve year old Er, fourteen if it’s around EoE.
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That might explain why his intelligence has a thing for spying on children...creepy elves :tongue:
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Postby Oz » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:46 pm

I think Mugwump is actually the reincarnation of Ayn Rand. Or it could be even worse: Mugwump is Ayn Rand who has found the way to become immortal. :scared:
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:58 pm

I can assure you that if that were the case, I would be groping myself far more often than I already do. In fact, if I was Rand, I could literally see every conversation I ever have going exactly like this:

"Who vants to see my wrinkly old Russian tits?"

"What? No!"

"Vell here zhey are!" *slap* slap*

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:22 pm

View Original PostSynapsid wrote:
Faz is Santa Claus!
That might explain why his intelligence has a thing for spying on children...creepy elves :tongue:

I KNEW IT!!! *chases elves out of the yard*
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Postby Synapsid » Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:11 pm

View Original PostMugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:I can assure you that if that were the case...

You know, I think I'd like a mugwump better :sweatdrop:
View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:I KNEW IT!!! *chases elves out of the yard*
...So is that what those garden Gnomes were really supoused to be? :uhh:
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:25 pm

I <3 this thread.

Sadly though, it's going to be short lived since I will soon be suing fazmatron for hacking into my PC and plagiarizing my autobiography. You bastard.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:47 pm

I wonder what Uriel and Captain Morgan are. I bet Captain Morgan is the Control Cat in his avatar.
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Postby Captain_Morgan » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:28 am

View Original PostSammaeloo wrote:I wonder what Uriel and Captain Morgan are. I bet Captain Morgan is the Control Cat in his avatar.

YOUR SPECIES HAS THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER

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Postby Xard » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:30 am

View Original PostJoseph the PRPD wrote:Well we all know that Xard is secretly a little girl that love to hang out on /a/.



who told you that? :(
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.

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Postby chee » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:10 am

It's true, I'm afraid.

Here's a recent picture of me:

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Alas, I have been forced to give up my glorious profession.

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Postby majlund » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:26 am

View Original PostFazmotron wrote:... international super sp--


*Bonks Fazmotron with a whisky bottle*
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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:57 am

View Original Postchee wrote:Alas, I have been forced to give up my glorious profession.

It must be hard giving up your profession as a bull. It must have given you great joy and pride decimating countless matadors. Hopefully, you will live peacefully in green pastures, and only tormenting the occasional tourist.
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Postby Eric Blair » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:44 pm

View Original PostFazmotron wrote:Eric_Blair: Actually several different people, who after several legal battles won the right to surgically attach themselves to one another. This “conglomeration” is constantly absorbing new people, therefore an official number of people who have been absorbed can only be guessed upon. The current limb count is 27, but scientists speculate that there may be some kind internal structure within the “collective” concealing further body parts.


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Postby Synapsid » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:36 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:who told you that?
Nobody had to tell anything: everyone in EGF is the little girl :wink:
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Postby Defectron » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:51 pm

I've got it! The Imperialist isn't really the Imperialist! He's actually the Impressionist in disguise! I know it's you Claude Monet, so you can take off that Napoleon mask and come out with your hands up!

Nobody had to tell anything: everyone in EGF is the little girl


Cept me, I'm the tall scary girl with tentacles :w00:
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Postby The Imperialist » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:39 am

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I title it 'Kyonko'
And I cannot be little girl. I have chromosome XY.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:17 am

View Original PostThe Imperialist wrote:And I cannot be little girl. I have chromosome XY.
You don't seem to understand the Magic of Skirts. :devil:
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