Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks
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- Joseph the PRPD
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Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks
Geeks, I like EGF
Geeks, I really like EGF.
Geeks, I love EGF.
I like lurking. I like posting. I like replying. I like reading.
I like making threads. I like posting images. I like trolling. I like the sub-forums.
On Chit-chat, in Discussion, in Rebuild, in Fandom, in Everything else, in Off-Topic, and
even in Feedback and the Editorium. I love every kind of sub-forum that's in this place.
I like seeing posters receive sarcastic posts from BrikHaus. When a poster fails to see
the sarcasm, it brings me joy.
When Xard "rages" at a mod's interference with a post of his or when his rage is directed toward another person's posts my
heart suffers from an abnormal level of "lulz".
When the foolish newfags join bravely with hopes of becoming regular, active members of the
forums and the wise oldfags scared them away, I was at my height.
At times I had liked being flamed over and over again by some of the forums snarkiest of members.
Seeing an active thread that was actually grand was endurably exciting!
It is a sad thing when a mod or admin locks a fun or active thread when they consider it to be
a spam fest.
Geeks, I desire a thread that is like Hell!
Geeks, my companions in the flames, my fellow EvaGeeks
who stand beside me, what do you desire?
Do you desire such a thread as well? A thread in which no quater is given?
Do you desire a thread that questions the will of newfags and oldfags alike?
A thread that even questions the will of the mods and admins!?
Such a thread that can put those in utter despair? A thread can't even be locked by God himself!?
We should have such a thread! We deserve such a thread. We need such a thread.
The very night that shall give us what we desire draws near. THE NIGHT OF THE GEEKS!
Let's go, geeks. Let us take what is rightfully ours. Only then shall, truly, everyone understand.
Geeks, I really like EGF.
Geeks, I love EGF.
I like lurking. I like posting. I like replying. I like reading.
I like making threads. I like posting images. I like trolling. I like the sub-forums.
On Chit-chat, in Discussion, in Rebuild, in Fandom, in Everything else, in Off-Topic, and
even in Feedback and the Editorium. I love every kind of sub-forum that's in this place.
I like seeing posters receive sarcastic posts from BrikHaus. When a poster fails to see
the sarcasm, it brings me joy.
When Xard "rages" at a mod's interference with a post of his or when his rage is directed toward another person's posts my
heart suffers from an abnormal level of "lulz".
When the foolish newfags join bravely with hopes of becoming regular, active members of the
forums and the wise oldfags scared them away, I was at my height.
At times I had liked being flamed over and over again by some of the forums snarkiest of members.
Seeing an active thread that was actually grand was endurably exciting!
It is a sad thing when a mod or admin locks a fun or active thread when they consider it to be
a spam fest.
Geeks, I desire a thread that is like Hell!
Geeks, my companions in the flames, my fellow EvaGeeks
who stand beside me, what do you desire?
Do you desire such a thread as well? A thread in which no quater is given?
Do you desire a thread that questions the will of newfags and oldfags alike?
A thread that even questions the will of the mods and admins!?
Such a thread that can put those in utter despair? A thread can't even be locked by God himself!?
We should have such a thread! We deserve such a thread. We need such a thread.
The very night that shall give us what we desire draws near. THE NIGHT OF THE GEEKS!
Let's go, geeks. Let us take what is rightfully ours. Only then shall, truly, everyone understand.
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Geeks, I desire a thread that is like Hell!
Here's a topic for you: my ass!
Hmmm... yes I see, very intrigueing.
This reminds me of the biblical prable where Jesus tells people off for saving their asses on sunday but not saving people. So if your ass fell in a hole on sunday, would you....or would you not save it?
I remember when I was a kid and didn't properly understand female genetalia, I thought everything came out of girls butts, I thought they pee'd out of there, hell I even thought babys came out of there. Of course now I understand female genetalia which unfortunatly has resulted in me having reverse penis envy...especially when fangs are involved.....because I like fangs....I like them a lot....I like them more then fuzzy pandas or noises that cats make....that's how much I like fangs....
You see Freaud was wrong, just because you think about asses, it doesn't mean your anal. When I was a kid, I thought people came from asses, but I am one of the least anal people you'll meet. Unless were talking about endless eight, or when seasons begin or end, or which day the week begins and other topics like that.
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Re: Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks
Dude, I commend the effort, but you missed a few subtle things that would have made this parody of "V" much more amusing.
1. Composition: Yours is too good. It needs a few spelling and grammatical errors. You need to misuse words like your/you're, its/it's, and effect/affect.
2. (In)Sanity: You sound political, not crazy. V is prone to crazily advocating a socialist/dictatorial style fandom where he decides who lives and dies. Also, the fandom should be taken out of the hands of the evil fanboys.
3. Not enough comic book faggotry: You didn't end with some political Alan Moore quotation, which is tantamount to blowing a gymnastics dismount. And by blowing, I mean: falling face first off the pommel horse.
- Joseph the PRPD
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Actually I planned posting this thread days in advanced and had it already typed up prior to posting it.
It was only yesterday I decided to use V's avatar for April Fools Day.
It was only yesterday I decided to use V's avatar for April Fools Day.
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Dude, I commend the effort, but you missed a few subtle things that would have made this parody of "V" much more amusing.
Yeah also at some point you should have said
That is the Law. Are we not Men?
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Defectron wrote:hell I even thought babys came out of [butts].
They don't?
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I like war? (Even though I am a SQMS...)
Reminds me: Liberalism good! One must become one with the world! There are no borders! All people are fellow siblings! Love is stronger than anything! There are no Gods! The individual is heavier than the collective! One's life is heavier than earth!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH!
Yes I am a bit mad and boisterous.
Reminds me: Liberalism good! One must become one with the world! There are no borders! All people are fellow siblings! Love is stronger than anything! There are no Gods! The individual is heavier than the collective! One's life is heavier than earth!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH!
Yes I am a bit mad and boisterous.
I feel old
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Reminds me: Liberalism good! One must become one with the world! There are no borders! All people are fellow siblings! Love is stronger than anything! There are no Gods! The individual is heavier than the collective! One's life is heavier than earth!
lolAmerica.
EDIT:
Mugwump wrote:Randification
Don't make me get Marxist on your ass, son.
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Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
Vanity of Vanities
Every post in Evageeks automaticaly becomes masturbatory material. It's nothing new. ~Justcrazyguy
Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
Vain, Veracious reVanant of Verboten Villainy, I adVise that Verily you Violate the Verisimilitude of your Venomous inVectives by inVariably Venting your Vexations without inVoking the Very Visible Vice of the Victim's Voluminous Vocabulary as a Vehicle to exclusiVely Venerate one non-Vowel letter, V.
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DOES THE COLLECTIVE HEAR MARXISM?
Fixed, and yes. They also like it.
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Vanity of Vanities
Every post in Evageeks automaticaly becomes masturbatory material. It's nothing new. ~Justcrazyguy
Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
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Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
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