Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks

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Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks

Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:11 pm

Geeks, I like EGF

Geeks, I really like EGF.

Geeks, I love EGF.

I like lurking. I like posting. I like replying. I like reading.
I like making threads. I like posting images. I like trolling. I like the sub-forums.

On Chit-chat, in Discussion, in Rebuild, in Fandom, in Everything else, in Off-Topic, and
even in Feedback and the Editorium. I love every kind of sub-forum that's in this place.

I like seeing posters receive sarcastic posts from BrikHaus. When a poster fails to see
the sarcasm, it brings me joy.

When Xard "rages" at a mod's interference with a post of his or when his rage is directed toward another person's posts my
heart suffers from an abnormal level of "lulz".

When the foolish newfags join bravely with hopes of becoming regular, active members of the
forums and the wise oldfags scared them away, I was at my height.

At times I had liked being flamed over and over again by some of the forums snarkiest of members.

Seeing an active thread that was actually grand was endurably exciting!

It is a sad thing when a mod or admin locks a fun or active thread when they consider it to be
a spam fest.

Geeks, I desire a thread that is like Hell!

Geeks, my companions in the flames, my fellow EvaGeeks
who stand beside me, what do you desire?

Do you desire such a thread as well? A thread in which no quater is given?

Do you desire a thread that questions the will of newfags and oldfags alike?
A thread that even questions the will of the mods and admins!?
Such a thread that can put those in utter despair? A thread can't even be locked by God himself!?

We should have such a thread! We deserve such a thread. We need such a thread.

The very night that shall give us what we desire draws near. THE NIGHT OF THE GEEKS!

Let's go, geeks. Let us take what is rightfully ours. Only then shall, truly, everyone understand.
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Postby chee » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:19 pm

SIEG ZEON

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:28 pm

They may take our lives, but they'll never take...OUR FREEDOM! :fighter:
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Postby BobBQ » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:35 pm

Uh, no.

This did not just happen!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

This is unbelievable! No, seriously, you all suck!

Here's a topic for you: my ass!

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Postby Defectron » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:45 pm

Geeks, I desire a thread that is like Hell!


Here's a topic for you: my ass!


Hmmm... yes I see, very intrigueing.


This reminds me of the biblical prable where Jesus tells people off for saving their asses on sunday but not saving people. So if your ass fell in a hole on sunday, would you....or would you not save it?

I remember when I was a kid and didn't properly understand female genetalia, I thought everything came out of girls butts, I thought they pee'd out of there, hell I even thought babys came out of there. Of course now I understand female genetalia which unfortunatly has resulted in me having reverse penis envy...especially when fangs are involved.....because I like fangs....I like them a lot....I like them more then fuzzy pandas or noises that cats make....that's how much I like fangs....

You see Freaud was wrong, just because you think about asses, it doesn't mean your anal. When I was a kid, I thought people came from asses, but I am one of the least anal people you'll meet. Unless were talking about endless eight, or when seasons begin or end, or which day the week begins and other topics like that.
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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:03 pm

NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!!!!
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Re: Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks

Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:11 pm

View Original PostJoseph the PRPD wrote:Stuff.

Dude, I commend the effort, but you missed a few subtle things that would have made this parody of "V" much more amusing.

1. Composition: Yours is too good. It needs a few spelling and grammatical errors. You need to misuse words like your/you're, its/it's, and effect/affect.

2. (In)Sanity: You sound political, not crazy. V is prone to crazily advocating a socialist/dictatorial style fandom where he decides who lives and dies. Also, the fandom should be taken out of the hands of the evil fanboys.

3. Not enough comic book faggotry: You didn't end with some political Alan Moore quotation, which is tantamount to blowing a gymnastics dismount. And by blowing, I mean: falling face first off the pommel horse.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:13 pm

Actually I planned posting this thread days in advanced and had it already typed up prior to posting it.

It was only yesterday I decided to use V's avatar for April Fools Day.
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Postby Defectron » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:18 pm

Dude, I commend the effort, but you missed a few subtle things that would have made this parody of "V" much more amusing.



Yeah also at some point you should have said

That is the Law. Are we not Men?
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:27 pm

View Original PostDefectron wrote:Yeah also at some point you should have said

That is the Law. Are we not Men?

QFMFT. (Guess the acronym!)
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Postby ran1 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:34 pm

The PRPD wrote:stuff



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Defectron wrote:hell I even thought babys came out of [butts].


They don't?
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Postby Captain_Morgan » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:31 pm

View Original PostThe Eva Monkey wrote:QFMFT. (Guess the acronym!)

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Postby The Imperialist » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:40 pm

I like war? (Even though I am a SQMS...)




Reminds me: Liberalism good! One must become one with the world! There are no borders! All people are fellow siblings! Love is stronger than anything! There are no Gods! The individual is heavier than the collective! One's life is heavier than earth!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH!
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:09 pm

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Postby ran1 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:10 pm

Reminds me: Liberalism good! One must become one with the world! There are no borders! All people are fellow siblings! Love is stronger than anything! There are no Gods! The individual is heavier than the collective! One's life is heavier than earth!


lolAmerica.

EDIT:

Mugwump wrote:Randification


:bat:

Don't make me get Marxist on your ass, son.
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Postby NemZ » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:12 pm

Vain, Veracious reVanant of Verboten Villainy, I adVise that Verily you Violate the Verisimilitude of your Venomous inVectives by inVariably Venting your Vexations without inVoking the Very Visible Vice of the Victim's Voluminous Vocabulary as a Vehicle to exclusiVely Venerate one non-Vowel letter, V.

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Postby The Imperialist » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:15 pm

Lol Japan for that matter.
(Time for Japan to finally wake up; to forget is a dangerous thing...泪羅の淵に波騷ぎ、巫山の雲は亂れ飛ぶ、溷濁の世に我立てば、羲憤に燃えて血潮湧く...)

Tears flow like floods down my cheek. Somthing is rotten in the state of Nippon.

DO I HEAR MARXISM?
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Postby ran1 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:32 pm

DOES THE COLLECTIVE HEAR MARXISM?


Fixed, and yes. They also like it.
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Re: Our Night Soon Approaches EvaGeeks

Postby esselfortium » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:32 pm

View Original PostJoseph the PRPD wrote:Geeks, I desire a thread that is like Hell!

Well, PRPD. This is it.

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Postby The Imperialist » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:38 pm

@ ran1: The collective in their deepest of their hearts, do not like Marxism. They in fact, prefer a feudal system.
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