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Postby schismatics » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:47 am

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:...mm..kitty food.


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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:15 pm

Communion for this religion must be... interesting. :chinscratch:

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Postby Defectron » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:10 pm

Hey everybody! Guess what!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:18 pm

Defectron wrote:Hey everybody! Guess what!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html
:hitthetable: That's great... I've had my suspicions that Twilight was made of total suck even though I haven't read the books or seen the films but that pretty much confirms it...
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Postby Mongoosedog » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:28 pm

Defectron wrote:Hey everybody! Guess what!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

hahaha one of the funniest things i have read in awhile. if they make it a movie it's the only one of the series i'm going to see.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:31 pm

Defectron wrote:Hey everybody! Guess what!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html


The writer must have smoked pot soaked in acid while rubbing crack powder in their eyeballs.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:27 am

Defectron wrote:Hey everybody! Guess what!

And Twilight becomes the strangest American porn series ever.

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:soapbox: GOD, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! I'm so sick of this!!!!!! Can't all the characters just die and get it over with??? Honesty!
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:argh: I do not want to have to sit through every female I know masturbating over this film in front of me!!!! :headdesk:

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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:51 am

@FreakyFilmFan4ever

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>Can't all the characters just die and get it over with???

Sparkle vampire is already dead[/kenshiro]

>every female I know masturbating over this film in front of me!!!!

If only that were a literal rather than a figurative description, it wouldn't be so bad.

BTW there was a thread on /a/ last night about some supposed Twilight influenced sex toys...
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:01 am

@Mr. Tines

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>BTW there was a thread on /a/ last night about some supposed Twilight influenced sex toys...

No! :doh:

:wellhung:


-EDIT- I was suddenly reminded of this deleted Hancock scene, for some bizarre reason.

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Postby Holy Diver » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:19 pm

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Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.


Edit: I looked up the book on Wikipedia just to see if the article was based in fact (it was, as well as making comparisons between Meyer's crap and Shakespeare). While I was on I saw this lovely little edit to the page.

edward cullen :) is gay
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:36 pm

Thanks, now I'm tempted to read Breaking Dawn! I hate you people! I was already planning to read most of the first one so that I may cruelly mock it with a story, but I fear reading Twilight may force me to go face to face with the darkest regions of my soul. It'll be like Apocalypse Now, but with shiny vampires. Wait-there's an idea! I can just write that instead!
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Postby MatrixRefugee » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:45 pm

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5544033/1/Red_Moon_Akatsuki

The first of a projected four chapters in a Twilight/Yami no Matsuei crossover I've been writing lately. I had to do a little universe shuffling and pull stuff from another series to find a pretext for sending the sparkle-pire clan to Japan, but it is and will be worth it. I'm currently drafting the scene where Muraki introduces Eddie-kun to Mr. Pointy, which is about to define "overkill" in more ways than one...
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:48 pm

Feh to "Gaylight" IMO Buffy pwns the hell out of that series. :hohum:
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Postby Guyver Spawn » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:22 pm

Twilight fans are annoying as hell. I found this on some youtube profile.

im really 16. i LOVE edward cullen. i HATE twilight haters. srsly ur all stupid and ugly. twilight is my relegion

and i hate jacob blacks ugly face. i LOVE edward. jacob black is ugly.

time i watch twilight: 396 times now )))

i have the best bf in the world (besides Edward Cullen of course)

i also don lik black ppl. not rlly a racist r NEthing bcuz 1 of my friends is a nigar. she acks white and does not smell THAT bad lol but these stupid nigars on youtube saying white women want them piss me the fook off. i wud rather eat shyte than tuch ur nasty soft deseased dikk or hav a nigar baby. NE blakks who try to talk to me will git kikked in the nuts and poked in teh eyes wit my keys

/watch?v=wbFYsJ_C0jM dumazz nigars lyk SEANJEEZY01 stop makin shyt up ether that r stop polling skanks at burger king for ur "white women" polls

rip mopsy and pudding ( i rlly dont want 2 hurt kids bband i like animals


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Postby Merridian » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:29 pm

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Defectron's linked article wrote:It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn.
This could be amazing.
The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: AKA the greatest movie ever made. Holy shit!
:hitthetable: I didn't think Meyer had it in her. Not quite Ellis, but shit, the fact that its targeted at preteen audiences sells it for me! :rofl:

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Postby Guyver Spawn » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:32 pm

Defectron wrote:Hey everybody! Guess what!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html


That was great, and I piss my pants when laughing at that. I hear the 4th book sucked major balls, and I hope the final movie gets a razzie for worst movie of 2011 or 2012.
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Postby Defectron » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:16 pm

A typical Twilight fangirl.


You sure she wasn't just trolling when she made that? It all sounds a bit forced to me.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:19 pm

Guyver Spawn wrote:Youtube quote


o dat. i remmber wen u put dat in da original FFFFFFUUUUUUU threade. lulz
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Postby cyharding » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:07 am

Guyver Spawn wrote:Twilight fans are annoying as hell. I found this on some youtube profile.

im really 16. i LOVE edward cullen. i HATE twilight haters. srsly ur all stupid and ugly. twilight is my relegion

and i hate jacob blacks ugly face. i LOVE edward. jacob black is ugly.

time i watch twilight: 396 times now )))

i have the best bf in the world (besides Edward Cullen of course)

i also don lik black ppl. not rlly a racist r NEthing bcuz 1 of my friends is a nigar. she acks white and does not smell THAT bad lol but these stupid nigars on youtube saying white women want them piss me the fook off. i wud rather eat shyte than tuch ur nasty soft deseased dikk or hav a nigar baby. NE blakks who try to talk to me will git kikked in the nuts and poked in teh eyes wit my keys

/watch?v=wbFYsJ_C0jM dumazz nigars lyk SEANJEEZY01 stop makin shyt up ether that r stop polling skanks at burger king for ur "white women" polls

rip mopsy and pudding ( i rlly dont want 2 hurt kids bband i like animals


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